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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on April 30, 2008, 10:22:46 PM

Title: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 30, 2008, 10:22:46 PM
http://www.gamerankings.com :D

shitda shitcarina of shit defenestrated from top spot; "vociferous laudations" repealed
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 30, 2008, 10:29:52 PM
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Grand Theft Auto IV    
X360  -- 98.5%
Grand Theft Auto IV    
PS3 -- 99.6%

Haha, you can have your stinkin' 90p, we don't even need them Xfags. The PS3 is now home to the best game of all time.  I'm gonna go have sex with my kutaragi real doll while eating men's pocky.


Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Trent Dole on April 30, 2008, 10:47:57 PM
Ocarina's not even the best Zelda.  :lol
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: tiesto on April 30, 2008, 11:03:19 PM
Not that I would know or anything, but Ocarina of Time sounds like it's a really good game, especially based on this review...
http://www.gaming-age.com/reviews/archive/old_reviews/ga2/n64/zelda.shtml (http://www.gaming-age.com/reviews/archive/old_reviews/ga2/n64/zelda.shtml)

 :P
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2008, 11:06:04 PM
Quote from: tiesto on April 30, 2008, 11:03:19 PM
Not that I would know or anything, but Ocarina of Time sounds like it's a really good game, especially based on this review...
http://www.gaming-age.com/reviews/archive/old_reviews/ga2/n64/zelda.shtml (http://www.gaming-age.com/reviews/archive/old_reviews/ga2/n64/zelda.shtml)

 :P

I wouldn't trust that reviewer.  I hear he's deep into the loli stuff.
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: demi on April 30, 2008, 11:07:58 PM
He only liked it because Saria lifted her skirt
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Bildi on April 30, 2008, 11:14:14 PM
I already did my flipout yesterday over OOT getting knocked off the top slot and everyone thought I was being serious.

So I'm done.

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I cried myself to sleep last night.
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Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: CurseoftheGods on April 30, 2008, 11:34:54 PM
Quote from: Segata Sanshiro on April 30, 2008, 11:09:47 PM
That review sounds like it was written by a Miyamoto-smitten Nintard.

Drinky Crow (Professor Prole) wrote that review. ::)
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 30, 2008, 11:39:33 PM
that godawful review has been the bane of my internet existence
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: CurseoftheGods on April 30, 2008, 11:40:29 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on April 30, 2008, 11:39:33 PM
that godawful review has been the bane of my internet existence

:lol
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 30, 2008, 11:41:50 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on April 30, 2008, 11:39:33 PM
that godawful review has been the bane of my internet existence

we all have our digital crosses to bear
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 01, 2008, 03:09:59 AM
Its funny seeing disgruntled Ninthings take jabs at GTA4 on various GAF threads (mainly the comparison thread). Someone brought up Gamerankings and its hitting a sore spot with manchild OoT fans

Edit: Bildi, no ;_;
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: demi on May 01, 2008, 03:11:06 AM
On GameFAQs, the Smash Brothers tards are flooding the GTA4 board with Smash Brothers crud

Ninthings are loooooooooooosers
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 01, 2008, 03:12:09 AM
360 / PS3 future :bow . They can have their Wii Fit Bored Soccer Mom simulators
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 04:06:51 AM
tom chick sez TEH WORLD ENDS WIF YOOOOOOOOOO > GTA4

http://www.quartertothree.com/inhouse/news/435/
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 01, 2008, 04:08:39 AM
 :'(
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: demi on May 01, 2008, 04:12:59 AM
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Because right now, I feel like GTA4 is about driving from point R to point L to point V. Rockstar has made tremendous strides with their technology, but have they made so little progress when it comes to the gameplay? Did they not play Saints Row? And have they made so little progress with combat? Did they not play Crackdown?

Ownage knows no bounds with this single paragraph...

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I've failed by timer, by bad driving physics, and by not being able to figure out where I was supposed to go.

Oh, found a little more ownage in this single sentence...
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: demi on May 01, 2008, 04:17:53 AM
btw, Prole owned as well, you better listen to your third nut Tom Chick for once

World Ends With You :wub
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 01, 2008, 11:28:27 AM
i need to register at q23
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Oblivion on May 01, 2008, 06:35:04 PM
Sorry to say it won't last. And I'll be there bumpin dis thread when my prediction comes true. :punch
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 01, 2008, 06:42:30 PM
Just wait, a few 9.5's will hit and GTA4 will be humbled.
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Don Flamenco on May 01, 2008, 07:08:12 PM
Quote from: review
The music is also disappointing, partly because the song list is so…so…I don't know, full of stuff I don't know or don't care about.

just..wow. So varied?  So not your typical bullshit? So in-line with a lot of people who have decent taste in music these days, which is what GTA soundtracks are always based on?  Leave it to a gamer to bitch about a game that has a couple of funk stations, a jazz station, an electronic music station, an old and new school rap station, a hardcore station, an indie rock station, and more.   Try broadening your hori..eh, fuck it, stay in your hole.


I agree with some of the other stuff he's saying, but don't look at it as negatively...and once again, the whole world sucks at driving in GTA but me. :)
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: duckman2000 on May 01, 2008, 08:15:47 PM
Yeah, that'd be the only good thing about this piece of shit game.
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Oblivion on May 14, 2008, 05:26:03 PM
UH OH
WE'RE IN TROUBLE
SOMETHING'S COME ALONG AND IT'S BURST OUR BUBBLE
YEAH YEAH

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: 97.688%
GTA4: 97.655%

DOMINATION! UTTER AND COMPLETE 0.03 PERCENT DOMINATION!

Vociferous laudations reinstated!

And it's ALL possible thanks to the immensely glowing review from Gaming-age.

:bow :bow :bow Doug Erickson, King of game reviewers :bow2 :bow2 :bow2

Shigeru Miyamoto sends his thanks. Expect to receive a package with an autographed copy of Wii Fit and a portrait of himself in the mail soon.

(http://games.gearlive.com/blogimages/miyamoto_mario_luigi.jpg)
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 14, 2008, 05:27:05 PM
:rofl Drinky self-owned

Edit: Hey, the PS3 version is still on top. YOU TRICKED ME.
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: Oblivion on May 14, 2008, 05:30:21 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 14, 2008, 05:27:05 PM
:rofl Drinky self-owned

Edit: Hey, the PS3 version is still on top. YOU TRICKED ME.

Dude, give it another day. It won't last.

LEGENDS NEVER DIE!
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 14, 2008, 07:28:33 PM
Oblivion Owned, can't mess with the Year of PS3
Title: Re: one good thing about gta4
Post by: hyp on May 14, 2008, 08:55:05 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 14, 2008, 07:28:33 PM
Oblivion Owned, can't mess with the Year of PS3

:bow :bow :bow