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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 12:36:30 AM

Title: why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 12:36:30 AM: fucking 2GB SD CARD LIMIT? the fuck? my PSP does 8GB plus! nintendo shit hardware confirmed again and again and again

now i am out $50 for a 4GB SD card

thanks nintendo fuckwads

back to mana-khemia
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Post by: demi on May 01, 2008, 12:37:16 AM: why did you buy a card?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 12:40:44 AM: to store shit tg-16 and n64 roms, doesn't it have like 64mb or some fuckall worthless amount of internal storage
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Post by: demi on May 01, 2008, 12:45:01 AM: i guess so, why are you buying VC games? you can install those for free, using the twilight hack
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Post by: pilonv1 on May 01, 2008, 12:46:10 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 01, 2008, 12:40:44 AM
to store shit tg-16 and n64 roms, doesn't it have like 64mb or some fuckall worthless amount of internal storage

512mb. still worthless
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 01, 2008, 12:47:04 AM: Isn't it faster to delete and redownload than to transfer twice?

Transfer speeds are abominable for no good reason.
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Post by: abrader on May 01, 2008, 12:56:39 AM: the storage capacity is a real fokkin isue on the Wii.

I do not see how they expect to sell a shitton of DL content when nobody can gracefully store and use the content.

They need to add a VC channel ASAP that lets you play VC games stored on an SD card. This shyt about having each VC game in its own channel is no good.

You do know that once you even get an SD card in the thing you cant even directly access the card from most/all games right? You can just use the SD card to back stuff up/restore from the Wii memory using a slow as fukk interface that wont let you batch copy files.
Title: Re: why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth
Post by: pilonv1 on May 01, 2008, 12:59:21 AM: Nintendo limited them to 2GB so that when they come out with a "storage solution" for something bigger they can make it proprietary and charge $200 for it.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 01:23:07 AM: Quote from: demi on May 01, 2008, 12:45:01 AM
i guess so, why are you buying VC games? you can install those for free, using the twilight hack

tell me more!
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Post by: Grecco on May 01, 2008, 01:24:31 AM: Meh. A firmware update to enable larger SD and read off SD is iinevitable. Just really late
Title: Re: why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 01:24:45 AM: Quote from: abrader on May 01, 2008, 12:56:39 AM

You do know that once you even get an SD card in the thing you cant even directly access the card from most/all games right? You can just use the SD card to back stuff up/restore from the Wii memory using a slow as fukk interface that wont let you batch copy files.

jesus christ i NEVER wanna hear ninthings bitch about the 360 hd AGAIN
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Post by: demi on May 01, 2008, 01:34:28 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 01, 2008, 01:23:07 AM
Quote from: demi on May 01, 2008, 12:45:01 AM
i guess so, why are you buying VC games? you can install those for free, using the twilight hack

tell me more!

Well, it's lengthy to explain... hopefully this will help

I've never done it, but reports say it works just fine. Only US games will work. The big thing is that a potential update will make it all null and void, but you can remove all traces of the installs just fine using the remover. You can find the VC games available on torrent, or elsewhere. They are all ripped.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWu_6bUlvh0
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Post by: demi on May 01, 2008, 01:36:52 AM: Quote from: Spencer on May 01, 2008, 01:36:17 AM
Don't you need a modchip though ::) Who has time to solder just to steal shitty snes games?

No, it uses the Twilight Hack, a software hack. Modchips are only required for playing pirated games.
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Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2008, 02:02:19 AM: I love it when companies gimp shit for no good reason. Ok, so they went with a puny 512MB so save a few bucks. But why haven't they fixed this 2GB issue and let things be read directly from the card? Ugh.
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Post by: Lucretius on May 01, 2008, 02:05:45 AM: I wonder how long it will take the hackers to figure out how to install WiiWare titles with Twilight Hack.
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Post by: pilonv1 on May 01, 2008, 02:10:53 AM: i would care if any of the wii ware titles were more interesting than the bottom rung of flash crap
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Post by: Lucretius on May 01, 2008, 02:15:50 AM: I want to try out the "Final Fantasy: way-too-long-subtitle" on WiiWare, but don't really want to pay for it :)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 01, 2008, 02:29:07 AM: If your internal memory gets full of VC games, then you probably have too many VC games.
Title: Re: why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 02:44:03 AM: i am already completely regretting this purchase, there is nothing to play
Title: Re: why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth
Post by: demi on May 01, 2008, 02:44:37 AM: Get Opoona
Title: Re: why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 02:46:13 AM: fuck that
Title: Re: why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth
Post by: demi on May 01, 2008, 02:46:45 AM: Shut up fagit, you already lost your man badge twice
Title: Re: why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 01, 2008, 02:47:00 AM: Fire Emblem
Title: Re: why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2008, 02:51:27 AM: Quote from: demi on May 01, 2008, 02:44:37 AM
Get Opoona

I heard someone bought Opoona. I'm not convinced though.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 02:54:50 AM: i borrowed fire emblem wii from tvc, it is low budget trash, especially compared to other installments in the series

and i already beat super mario galaxy
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Post by: pilonv1 on May 01, 2008, 02:59:41 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 01, 2008, 02:44:03 AM
i am already completely regretting this purchase, there is nothing to play

:bow Sega Bass Fishing

:bow C64 games (IMPOSSIBLE MISSION, LAST NINJA) on UK VC :bow2
Title: Re: why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth
Post by: demi on May 01, 2008, 03:01:45 AM: i havent even played my FE Wii yet - is worse than Path of Radiance? That was a turd.
Title: Re: why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 01, 2008, 03:05:02 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 01, 2008, 02:54:50 AM
i borrowed fire emblem wii from tvc, it is low budget trash, especially compared to other installments in the series

Mana Khemia is low budget trash, but you're playing that. I know Fire Emblem doesn't have lolis, but come on, it's at least got catgirls.

And it's better than Path of Radiance.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 03:07:02 AM: yes it is, i kinda liked por, but radiant dawn is a straight-up busted-tooth skank
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 03:08:11 AM: mana-khemia isn't that low budget compared to the atelier iris titles, and it's lightyears more amusing than the godawful radiant dawn

see, i can say that having played all three significantly

:'(

fuck off, ninthing
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Post by: demi on May 01, 2008, 03:09:46 AM: buy Dog Island
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Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on May 01, 2008, 03:34:18 AM: Light gun shooters are your friend.
Ghost Squad and HOTD(definitve version) are both non-shameful games to own for your Wii.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 03:48:32 AM: ghost squad is crap. i played hotd 2 to death (lol) on the dreamcast, and i have the better-looking version of hotd 3 for my xbox -- with a real lightgun
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 01, 2008, 05:35:35 AM: opoona is supposed to have an awesome sakimoto/basiscape soundtrack. buy it buy it buy it
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 01, 2008, 05:49:49 AM: I got a new laptop today. Prole and I are moving in different directions. :tophat
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Post by: MCD on May 01, 2008, 06:26:47 AM: you have a super hyper pc, use it for all your emulator/roms need.
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Post by: MoxManiac on May 01, 2008, 11:51:39 PM: :gloomy Drinky's barbs against Fire Emblem pierce my heart :gloomy
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 11:52:41 PM: i am sorry, mox, but radiant dawn is really not a good fire emblem installment :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 01, 2008, 11:55:58 PM: kick the Wii to the kerb and come to OUTLAND
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2008, 11:57:30 PM: i really need a wow break, dude :(

i am sorry, i promise i will return soon!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 02, 2008, 12:00:01 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 01, 2008, 11:57:30 PM
i really need a wow break, dude :(

i am sorry, i promise i will return soon!

okey

I guess I'll port back to the old world and refly to Thrallmar. epic lulz
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Post by: EmCeeGrammar on May 03, 2008, 02:26:10 AM: Metroid doesnt have distinguished mentally-challenged controls now, just a shitty story.
No more heroes reeks of the b- minus material you proudly admit to enjoying. I personaly wouldnt recommend it but you like killer 7.
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Post by: brawndolicious on May 04, 2008, 08:09:12 PM: you bought a wii right after smash bros? the sweet spot was last holiday.
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Post by: Rman on May 04, 2008, 08:23:07 PM: Dude, he HATES Smash Brothers?
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 04, 2008, 08:44:02 PM: :bow Super Mario Galaxy :bow2
:piss Wii :piss2
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 04, 2008, 09:23:36 PM: smash bros is kiddied up mascot shit. clearly, i'd even taint my palate with nasty lolis before i touch mascot wankery :-X :-X
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2008, 10:29:24 PM: How does Lil Ms. Drinky like the Wii?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on May 04, 2008, 10:53:09 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 04, 2008, 09:23:36 PM
smash bros is kiddied up mascot shit. clearly, i'd even taint my palate with nasty lolis before i touch mascot wankery :-X :-X

So then, I guess you're not going to be getting Chaos Wars, a mascot loli SRPG.

(http://i25.tinypic.com/wlq1yh.jpg)
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Post by: tiesto on May 04, 2008, 10:55:08 PM: I only want Chaos Wars b/c of the Shadow Hearts cameos...
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Post by: DJ_Tet on May 05, 2008, 12:08:12 PM: I hate Smash Bros but Mario Kart is even better than I thought it would be.

Awesome awesome game.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 05, 2008, 01:38:02 PM: I disagree.

I'm at the Mirror level and the game is worthlessly cheap. It is common for the final stretch of the race for this to happen:

2 blue shells
1+ red shell
1 POW block
1 Blooper

Many, many, many times have I went from 1st to 8th or some shit like that when the finish line is less than 3 seconds away. Your best bet is to get on your knees and pray to Allah that cheap shit won't happen to you or not as much. In many cases, the cheapness is worse than the DS version.

It is merely a good game but doesn't rely on CPU skill but how cheap they can be by punishing you before you reach the finish line.

Although I am a fan of Dry Bowser.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on May 05, 2008, 01:47:18 PM: I'm not that far yet but yeah, that's Mario Kart for ya.

POW blocks and Bloopers are minor annoyances at best anyway.

edit: I wasn't rating the game on the effectiveness of the CPU players to react and play like human players, I was rating it on the amount and variety of tracks in the game. The CPU players ganging up on you can be removed by playing it online, although that will undoubtedly be ruined by wheelies. Oh well, if you are a MK fan I don't see how you can't enjoy this game for the classic tracks alone.
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Post by: Rman on May 05, 2008, 02:18:05 PM: Drinky, are you going to try Boom Blox? The impressions have been stellar so far.
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Post by: Crushed on May 05, 2008, 02:21:46 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/drinkycrushedloevcomputar.gif)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 05, 2008, 02:23:16 PM: Quote from: Rman on May 05, 2008, 02:18:05 PM
Drinky, are you going to try Boom Blox? The impressions have been stellar so far.

i'm not a big puzzle gamer, but if the reviews are consistently good, i'll give it a shot.
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on May 05, 2008, 10:08:31 PM: Quote from: pilonv1 on May 01, 2008, 12:59:21 AM
Nintendo limited them to 2GB so that when they come out with a "storage solution" for something bigger they can make it proprietary and charge $200 for it.

When MS did this, people (rightly) complained about it, but when Nintendo does it, I'll bet some Shop Channel points that people will swoon over it. I say with good reason that if Shiggy shits and sells his turds in Wii boxes, that it will sell 5 million copies and be declared GOTY by ninthings.

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I still love my Wii, tho. House of the Dead is so fucking awesome... :-*
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