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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Powerslave on May 01, 2008, 12:48:00 AM

Title: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Powerslave on May 01, 2008, 12:48:00 AM
fart

then watch a picture of a hot girl
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Powerslave on May 01, 2008, 12:50:23 AM
smell your fart, then look at a hot girl's pic
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Powerslave on May 01, 2008, 12:52:04 AM
ugh GET OUT
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2008, 02:23:20 AM
Hmmm.. what if you have your tongue in a girl's ass and she farts?  Yay?  Nay?
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Powerslave on May 01, 2008, 02:24:49 AM
this thread is strictly for things while you look at a computer or tv screen. It is a 'virgin-friendly' thread, so to speak. So I can't comment on that.
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2008, 02:32:18 AM
I haven't had it happen to me either, but I think it would be awkward at the least.  That's why I don't have a girlfriend - because I don't want to risk it happening to me.

Anyhow, next time I feel a fart coming on, I'll ready a picture of an especially arousing porn starlet and post back with the results.
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: aoi tsuki on May 01, 2008, 06:47:57 AM
1. Sixty-nine position, she's on top, i'm going down on her, and my nose is being jammed into her ass, which she did not wipe well. Luckily, i was just drunk enough to not care, but unluckily, i was too drunk to drive, and woke up to her morning breath, which smelled worse than her ass.

2. Jacking off to a series of hot chick pics in a thread, and you scroll down and somebody posts a pic of a glistening, half-nude guy.
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2008, 12:42:05 PM
Hmmm.. what if you have your tongue in a girl's ass and she farts?  Yay?  Nay?

 :tomato
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: duckman2000 on May 01, 2008, 02:53:39 PM
Worse than getting a bit of shit on your nards after a drunken anal session with a taco loving skank? I doubt it.
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: lordmaji on May 01, 2008, 02:58:27 PM
1. Sixty-nine position, she's on top, i'm going down on her, and my nose is being jammed into her ass, which she did not wipe well. Luckily, i was just drunk enough to not care, but unluckily, i was too drunk to drive, and woke up to her morning breath, which smelled worse than her ass.

2. Jacking off to a series of hot chick pics in a thread, and you scroll down and somebody posts a pic of a glistening, half-nude guy.

:rofl

:P I thought you would post something about smelly feet.
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Powerslave on May 01, 2008, 03:39:40 PM
Worse than getting a bit of shit on your nards after a drunken anal session with a taco loving skank? I doubt it.

this thread is strictly for things while you look at a computer or tv screen. It is a 'virgin-friendly' thread, so to speak. So I can't comment on that.


RTFT n00b :maf
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Prost on May 01, 2008, 07:41:57 PM
you must have some seriously stanky farts
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Powerslave on May 01, 2008, 08:07:22 PM
The degree of stench doesn't matter.
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Bildi on May 01, 2008, 08:09:07 PM
I haven't tried this yet.

Which means I haven't farted since yesterday.  I'm a little concerned.
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: BlackMage on May 01, 2008, 11:28:16 PM
my reaction
[youtube=425,350]ggaWaK5d23Y[/youtube]
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 02, 2008, 12:03:24 AM
1. Sixty-nine position, she's on top, i'm going down on her, and my nose is being jammed into her ass, which she did not wipe well. Luckily, i was just drunk enough to not care, but unluckily, i was too drunk to drive, and woke up to her morning breath, which smelled worse than her ass.


:yuck

10x more disgusting than the OP.
Title: Re: The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this
Post by: bagofeyes on May 02, 2008, 12:04:57 AM
1. Sixty-nine position, she's on top, i'm going down on her, and my nose is being jammed into her ass, which she did not wipe well. Luckily, i was just drunk enough to not care, but unluckily, i was too drunk to drive, and woke up to her morning breath, which smelled worse than her ass.

2. Jacking off to a series of hot chick pics in a thread, and you scroll down and somebody posts a pic of a glistening, half-nude guy.

 :lol

still the best poster on this forum