THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on November 08, 2006, 02:08:15 PM
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I bet $50, payable to the Evilbore Server Fund, that within three days a MAJOR conservative pundit predicts a second 9/11-type terrorist disaster under the Democratic rule of Congress. It will be implied that this is punishment for our weak will in supporting our grossly distinguished mentally-challenged President and his pool of Federalist monkeys in their pell-mell desire to scour our rights because Allah is right around the corner, waiting to fill our country with brown babies and a heathen religion. (Or because the Democrats just hate this country as much as our Constitution apparently does.)
Willco, if I am wrong, I will send you $50 for Evilbore server support next month. If I am right, you must write three paragraphs of erotic fanfic about a chance encounter between you and Tucker Carlson during a gun show and bowtie swap meet.
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I doubt within the next 3 days. We will be talking about Dems forcing a change of hand on Bush's war policy with Rummy gone for at least a WEEK.
After that it will be focused on what Dem's will be in charge of what commities and whether ol' Murtha will be majority leader.
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Although, I would almost take this bet to write such awesome erotic fan fiction, I don't want to be held responsible for what crazy people like Pat Buchanon or Ann Coulter might say.
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Doug, you're so guaranteed to win this bet that I think you should at lest give Will a fighting chance: Predict WHICH pundit will be the one to say it.
I say Limbaugh.
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Yeah, TVC's right - you can't even attempt to make this a realistic bet considering on a normal day, one of these fucking neocon pundits is likely to say Democrats help spread homo AIDS and terrorism.
Also, I am removing O'REILLY from the bet.
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I'll make a bet that Ann Coulter says Democrats want to have homosexual intercourse with terrorists.
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AT LEAST IM NOT GEORGE BUSH! LIKE ARNOLD!
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PHIL ANGELIDES: NOT LIKE GEORGE W. BUSH
He was going on and on about what a great day it was for Democrats and not Bush and fuck Ah-nuld bullcrap. Yeah, way to go, Angelides - you were humiliated in a landslide against a Republican in one of the most liberal states in the union.
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But his platform was FLAWLESS. HE IS IN FACT NOT GEORGE BUSH! TRUTH!
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<Angelides> Schwarzenegger is evil! He drives seven Hummers! He is trying to kill the environment!
<Reporter> Sir, you were cited by the EPA for destroying wetlands.
<Angelides> ... HE HAS SEVEN HUMMERS!
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I predict a three months into Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidency there will be a major terrorist attack. The democrats will hypocritically place all the blame on Bush, just as many republicans blame Clinton for 911. "The buck stops here" will never be brought up.
I also predict Hillary will never become president, which makes my previous statement irrelevent, at least in this dimension. Perhaps she does indeed become president in some sick, warped dimension of time and space
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HE DRIVES ALL SEVEN AT ONCE!
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It's in my contract with Evilbore that I post a reply in all political threads. I have nothing to add.
:mrt
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You predict someone will make a prediction? Too meta.
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Alright, I'll make my bet more specific: Michelle Malkin or Rush Limbaugh will be the doomsayer.
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On a sidenote, I'd totally bang Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter.
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I like how people call Coulter a man, and insult Malkin's racial heritage.
And Limbaugh seems to trot out every and all possible negative thing you can say about dems and liberal causes, so that's not a bet I'd take. Malkin though might not go there (unless she already has? lol)
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I like how people call Coulter a man, and insult Malkin's racial heritage.
You deny she looks like a man?
Coulter must be giddy about the election. So many more books for her to write! All those things Dems will do wrong with control!
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Coulter has some great legs and I've seen pictorials of her where she looks pretty hot. I bet she's a dynamo in the sack. Malkin is just hot, period.
Conservative women <3
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I for one welcome our homobortion parlor overlords.
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Coulter is fucking ugly argh
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:santocry