I have a feeling it'll be the latter! :((((((((((((((
But I'm working out, trying to better myself. I dont' know. I would link to my page but I'm totally being earnest on it and omg I can't risk the ridicule
chicks are pretty shallow, so losing a few pounds REALLY does help.
fucking chicks smh
OKCupid is for twats.
I feel like a twat asking girls out from the internet. OKCupid is for twats.
My cousin met her husband on match.com.
chicks are pretty shallow, so losing a few pounds REALLY does help.
fucking chicks smh
my plan this time, which I'm already well on the way to realizing, is to get tons and tons of reasonably attractive female friends in order to keep myself from doing the whole being obsessively unrequitedly smitten thing with any one of them
I'll still be not having sex, but at least I won't be not having sex with anyone in particular.
male friends are totally pointless since I can't not have sex with them in any meaningful way, therefore they do not in any way help to dilute the intensity of the non-sex I have with other people
chicks are pretty shallow, so losing a few pounds REALLY does help.
fucking chicks smh
Seriously? Fat guys stand a MUCH better chance of having relationships than fat girls do.
Anyway, the male equivalent of a fat woman is a short man.
Anyway, the male equivalent of a fat woman is a short man.
so whats considered a "good" match %?
The site is good for the various tests, but I feel like a queef for taking so many now
chicks are pretty shallow, so losing a few pounds REALLY does help.
fucking chicks smh
Seriously? Fat guys stand a MUCH better chance of having relationships than fat girls do.
chicks are pretty shallow, so losing a few pounds REALLY does help.
fucking chicks smh
Seriously? Fat guys stand a MUCH better chance of having relationships than fat girls do.
Shy and awkward guys have it the worst, IMO.
chicks are pretty shallow, so losing a few pounds REALLY does help.
fucking chicks smh
Seriously? Fat guys stand a MUCH better chance of having relationships than fat girls do.
Shy and awkward guys have it the worst, IMO.
Yes :'(
though to be fair overcoming awkwardness is a lot easier that overcoming shortness.
whats the definition of short by the way? I'm 5'7" or 5"8". Tell me if I should think less of myself?
my stalk per week stat just broke 100 8)
I usually get a couple messages a day now too 8)
...yeah, at this point I'm pretty much just treating the site as a self-contained MMORPG and the supposed connection to real-life dating barely registers in my mind anymore
whats the definition of short by the way?
Quotewhats the definition of short by the way?
I'm perfect at 5'10.5", so there's your answer. Anything less is too short, anything more is too tall.spoiler (click to show/hide)oh god I wish I were 6' :([close]
I love fat bitches.
Sort of NSFWspoiler (click to show/hide)http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/Gearharaden/1200850626996.jpg[close]
EDIT: That's it, I'm joining the game, I'm gonna make an OKCupid.
Recursive was right, lots of girls look but none send messages.
I don't know what the means. Pictures?
I don't know what the means. Pictures?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ericprva/matheson.jpg
the guy in the back is my Follower. He carries my standard into battle and thus gives bonuses to the entire party.
I love fat bitches.
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EDIT: That's it, I'm joining the game, I'm gonna make an OKCupid.
:lol that's a photoshop
wow unsolicited message, good day!
Do you subscribe to/believe in the philosophies of Ayn Rand?
Yes
Absolutely not
I don't care about her philosophies
I don't know what you're talking about
Let me know what you are interested in....I'm engaged...but am looking for a friends with benefit kind of thing...no strings attached/no drama...let me know what you think...I can send you more pics of me if you send me your email address...and vice versa....hmmm sorry if I am being a bit forward, but that's just how I am.
Hi Luke,
I emailed you more pics....let me know if you like...well friends with benefits with me would mean if we were sexually compatible we could have a lot of fun together :) I'm not looking for a guy that will make trouble for me. I think you are very hot...so i hope you like how i look..b/c that could be fun ;) Talk to you soon.
I'm engaged...no drama...
whiteacid has an okcupid account?You must have missed the part about "no anal."
What is worse: Cheating on your fiancée or overusing ellipsis?
We will never know. . . .
whiteacid has an okcupid account?You must have missed the part about "no anal."
I made fun of a girl for liking "I am Charlotte Simmons," it backfired spectacularly
I find the easiest way to get replies is to send an antagonistic, but flirty message. Your initial message reads a little TOO insulting. You would've been better off with, "I wasn't aware Nintendo Power did tattoos!" or something dumb like that.
You should've sent:
"You were better off keeping that secret of yours actually secret. But if it makes you feel better, I listen to ABBA."
does the im thing work in firefox?
and why do i only get girls who are "seeing someone" messaging me out of the blue? :gloomy
Man what the hell. OKCupid is making me hate myself. According to it, I'm a greedy, perverted bastard who doesn't care about things in the world or anything related to the past and only cares about sex instead of love. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MEEEEEE?! :(
Maybe you can nail her when she's engaged too :-*
but I wasn't sure whether or not to go for it because she was almost 6' tall and had a thick build (she was bigger than me)...
Some girl sent me a "Woo!" but I have no idea what that means. Is that the mating call of OKCupid?
I changed some of the answers for my older questions and answered some new ones; now I have some decent matches. My best match, at 86%, is a good looking, bisexual, blonde, Swedish exchange student. IT ALL SOUNDS SO MADE UP.
Welcome to the mating game.I changed some of the answers for my older questions and answered some new ones; now I have some decent matches. My best match, at 86%, is a good looking, bisexual, blonde, Swedish exchange student. IT ALL SOUNDS SO MADE UP.
Cheater.
Wow, every girl within 100 miles of me is apparently vile looking.
I also seem to have lost "more adventurous".
I also seem to have lost "more adventurous".
That sucks; it's such a great album. Not as good as The Execution of All Things, however.
Here are mine (I'm at 4 Stars btw)You're my opposite!
"More Adventurous" "More Compassionate" "Less Greedy" "Less Mathmatically Inclined" "More Introverted" "More Kinky" "More Desiring of Love" "Less Pure" "Less Old-Fashioned" "Less Scientific" "More Desiring of Sex" "More Emotional" "More Romantic" "More Well-Mannered"
Here are mine (I'm at 4 Stars btw)You're my opposite!
"More Adventurous" "More Compassionate" "Less Greedy" "Less Mathmatically Inclined" "More Introverted" "More Kinky" "More Desiring of Love" "Less Pure" "Less Old-Fashioned" "Less Scientific" "More Desiring of Sex" "More Emotional" "More Romantic" "More Well-Mannered"
Definitely the better route to take Tiesto. I mean, imagining yourself as the "Fiance" and having your Wife-to-be go out on OKCupid having sex with different guys? I just feel bad that the guy probably doesn't know and if she didn't get her bootycall from you, she'll be getting it from someone else.
I am more athletic,
Woah I was just reading this whole thread and realized Willco and CG broke up. I missed so much. :-\
Forgive me, Malek, but unless I'm missing something: :lol
Forgive me, Malek, but unless I'm missing something: :lol
More athletic. Have you seen some of the fatties on that site?
Also, I've been exercising four or five times a week since December. Currently I'm jogging five times a week.
Welp, reading Boogie's message confirmed my fears
my matches are pretty damn cool honestly. 8)
if only I could get the fuck back to Portland already :maf
and didn't have fucking hideous acne that decided to suddenly start up again this spring :maf :-X :'( :maf
i'm sure it'll leave yet ANOTHER layer of dense scarring, too.
KARA'S PROFILE: "HI I'M KARA AND I'M GETTING MY PHD IN BIOCHEMISTRY"
My self-summary
I am a crass woman who can hold her own. I always have a baby at each teat as I participate in brutal drinking games with the boys. I wear my wimple to bed so as not to be infected with the holy spirit. I kick my heels and castrate whom I choose. My tongue is the most talented in all the land. I am the very definition of notoriety. Once you get to know me, well will it be, you will learn why I have certain of my fingernails clipped short, and certain grown long. I can fill your foreskin with my unholy breath, and you will swear your eyes will never come uncrossed again. Fear me. Loathe me.
What I'm doing with my life
I am looking into shaving dead men's Adam's apples. I plan upon failing most triumphantly.
The six things I could never do without
My urinary tract. A reason to complain. Milk. Excessive leisure time. Sitting. Flatulence.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
I have no emotional attachment to my clitoris.
You should message me if
You want to be my love slave.
I am a 30 yr old female. Who is interested in the Wiccanreligion as a whole. Looking for others who can teach me more about it as well as the gothic lifestyle. My favorite group is evanesence. Love that amy lee.
So are you taching her how to be white?
I didn't even know Black Wiccan Females existed
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I didn't even know Black Wiccan Females existed
Sure, they practice black magic. :tomato
That or the whole damn female community is waiting on that one perfect match thats never going to come.
I don't understand this goddamn website. I checked it this morning and I noticed I have like 8 brand new badges, but I haven't even used the site in a week or so. Where the hell are they coming from?
I'm a chubby girl. A Fat Kid. I'm overweight and I like myself that way. I don't want to change it. I don't care if you think I'll be more attractive, because if you don't like me now you'll never like me. And I don't care if it will make me healthier - that's never been a concern of mine. I love food and I hate exercise. Listen closely to these words: I do not want to lose weight. I just don't. I think I'm beautiful and sexy. I'm 42-34-42 with huge boobs and a big round ass and I weigh about 250 pounds.
I can't stay awake sometimes without it. Mostly this is because of my sleep disorder - ugliest of all sleep disorders, the sleep disorder of the Elderly and Fat, Sleep Apnea........I go through cycles of depression now and again. It doesn't mean I'll ever kill myself (that's against my religion, you can read about it later), it just means sometimes I really feel like shit for no particular reason. So I turn to my fucked-up coping mechanisms: smoking pot, and self injury. I am a masochist. For me, self-injury is both a release and an expression of my feelings....I scratch and cut my arms, sometimes deeper than is healthy I guess, slap myself, stitch my skin, and pull my own hair. I do enjoy being bitten and having nails dug into me, but only when I say so.
I was raped when I was fourteen. Although I usually tell people it doesn't bother me, in truth it has affected my life profoundly in very negative ways. Because my innocence was stolen from me in such a violent way, I am inable to equate sex with love in any fashion. The two concepts are opposites for me, though I engage in them both with great enthusiasm. I hope someday to meet someone who can show me the true meaning of Making Love. Until then, however, I will always be a broken person, and that is something that everyone that comes close to me has to deal with in their own way. It is painful to talk about, but I prefer to be up front about my past so that there is no confusion later, because sadly once I have sex with someone, I can never grow to truly love them, and if I fall in love with someone I have no desire to have sex with them.
You should message me if.............You're not a writer or artist (I don't date my peers), but maybe a musician.
like give an example of her conservative-ness