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Title: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 02:43:26 PM
I think young people need to start voting more and become more educated about voting in general.  And if they don't vote... they should die :gun
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 02:44:24 PM
Yeah, I'm ready to die.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 02:46:14 PM
There should be incentives. Like everytime you vote you get an extra $10 deposited into your social security savings.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 02:48:36 PM
There should be no incentives.  If you can't respect your right and duty to vote, you should be murdered.  :punch
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 08, 2006, 02:49:48 PM
Heres an idea, if you dont vote your forced to give back 24 hours to your comunity. Or something like that. Too bad we dont have the pain monster.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 02:50:19 PM
If you don't vote Bz shows you his tits.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 02:53:05 PM
There should be no incentives.  If you can't respect your right and duty to vote, you should be murdered.  :punch

In fact, young people who don't vote should be forced to fight an illegal immigrant to the death, on national television. If the American wins, he remains a citizen. If the illegal immigrant wins, he can become a citizen and bring his family to this great country.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 02:57:05 PM
Why should I vote democrat in WA in national elections? Its never going to be close here. No reason. Local elections I can understand the need, but national. Lol wtf bunch of backwards crap.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 02:58:02 PM
You're going to die.  :gun
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 02:59:01 PM
So much for freedom eh lolz.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 02:59:39 PM
Why should I vote democrat in WA in national elections? Its never going to be close here. No reason. Local elections I can understand the need, but national. Lol wtf bunch of backwards crap.

If you were Rosa Parks you'd still be sitting at the back of the bus
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 03:00:59 PM
Back of the Bus has the biggest seats!
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 08, 2006, 03:01:15 PM
I think death is a bit extreme. How about VOTE OR GET SHANKED?

It would give our prison population something to do.

Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:01:19 PM
Plus, MAF likes to sit with black people.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 03:02:10 PM
Black people RULE. you heard it here first!
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 03:04:28 PM
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/2882/rparksbookingoh9.jpg)
People don't know Rosa Parks really went to jail for selling crack cocaine in the back of public buses
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 08, 2006, 03:08:30 PM
Another FYI: Rosa Parks was the first to invent aluminum can bongs. She preferred Tab.

Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:09:18 PM
Rosa Parks killed Tupac.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 03:10:04 PM
Rosa Parks sucked.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 03:10:19 PM
FYI: Rosa Parks stopped a Predator during one of it's 'hunts' on an inner-city bus route.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 03:10:41 PM
I shouldn't be making fun of her lol. She was real nice to me when I met her; I shooker her hand omg.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:10:42 PM
She teamed up with Danny Glover.  True story.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 03:12:31 PM
I shouldn't be making fun of her lol. She was real nice to me when I met her; I shooker her hand omg.
did you touch her hair
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:13:33 PM
Rosa Park's hair smells like Elmer's glue.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 03:15:02 PM
 :lol

No I shook her hand and asked her if she wanted to come to the zoo with me and my class. She said she was too old to go to the zoo. :lol

SHOT DOWN BY ROSA PARKS!
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:15:25 PM
What the fuck?  What an ungrateful bitch.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 03:15:41 PM
You should have smacked her in the face.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:17:09 PM
You should have smacked her in the face.

 :pimp
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 03:17:52 PM
"Phoenix Dark Bitchslaps Rosa Parks"
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 03:18:31 PM
PD if you bitch slapped her it would show how manly you are. All the ladies would want to have sex with you.


You failed.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:19:09 PM
Rosa Parks slept around too; she probably would've popped your cherry.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 03:19:26 PM
You should pushed her out of the way so she couldnt drink from the water fountain!
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:19:49 PM
Black people's water fountains tasted better anyway.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 03:21:17 PM
that's because unlike WHITE PEOPLE they dont latch their freaking face onto the fountain
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 03:22:04 PM
are black restrooms more dirty or cleaner?
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 03:22:48 PM
I think all guys are incapable of landing their own pee in a large basin 2 inches from their crotch.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 03:22:57 PM
Our big lips just suck in the water. No need to attach our mouth to the fountain, as I've seen many asian people do
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:23:04 PM
I always thought their water fountains tasted better because the chocolate washed off their faces into the water.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 03:26:18 PM
 :lol

God damn
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: APF on November 08, 2006, 03:27:24 PM
Like Bruce Lee, many people vote by not voting.  Especially when they wish to express disapproval at their own party.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 03:27:56 PM
Thats just...jesus, Willco.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:29:41 PM
It's okay - my sister is black.  I am allowed to make black jokes as long as I don't use the "n-word". Or mention watermelons.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 03:33:10 PM
Willco: (http://xs308.xs.to/xs308/06453/354165106177nm0wp1hh.gif)
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:34:15 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 03:34:29 PM
Willco doesn't like watermelon?
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 03:35:38 PM
Of course not.  Do you think my ears hang low or wobble to and fro?
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 03:46:30 PM
See, I heard a version of that song...a really bad one. I told my friends and they were shocked and asked where I heard it and I dont remember.

Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 04:25:11 PM
Yeah, I'm ready to die.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: cloudwalking on November 08, 2006, 05:18:41 PM
If it was enforced I'd be totally screwed :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 05:20:46 PM
One less fugly Canadian to deal with!
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 05:21:24 PM
I imagine a bunch of EBers fapping away to Cloudwalking's predicament
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 05:31:15 PM
I imagine a bunch of EBers fapping away to Cloudwalking's predicament

Surely you jest! :-\
























































:hyper
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 06:06:16 PM
Do you really want more uneducated votes?

This is why we still have the electoral college, mister. ;)
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 06:15:02 PM
No no, I mean racist sounding.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: etiolate on November 08, 2006, 06:15:49 PM
Not voting is a right as well as voting is. 
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: cloudwalking on November 08, 2006, 06:18:46 PM
One less fugly Canadian to deal with!

:santocry
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 06:19:42 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 08, 2006, 06:58:50 PM
With voting at an all time low, NOT voting is the most American thing you can do.





You, sir, are a freedom hating terrorist.  And you hate black people.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 08, 2006, 07:00:00 PM
I approve.

Even though I'd be killed.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 07:01:54 PM
With voting at an all time low, NOT voting is the most American thing you can do.





You, sir, are a freedom hating terrorist.
Well this was the apparently second highest mid-term turnout in history.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 07:06:01 PM
With voting at an all time low, NOT voting is the most American thing you can do.

Voting is not at an all-time low, honey.  Please leave this discussion to the big boys, okay?  :-*
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 07:08:28 PM
With voting at an all time low, NOT voting is the most American thing you can do.

Voting is not at an all-time low, honey.  Please leave this discussion to the big boys, okay?  :-*
I posted first!

2004 had the highest turnout ever, 2006 had the second highest mid-term turnout ever(knocked off '82).


I WIN
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 08, 2006, 07:11:55 PM
That was a quote, duders.  :duh  Just like all the other quotes you didn't get eventhough they were apparently from your favorite show.  ::)
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 07:12:42 PM
That was a quote, duders.  :duh  Just like all the other quotes you didn't get eventhough they were apparently from your favorite show.  ::)

I double played you.  The last part of my reply is a quote from the same show, suckah!
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 07:12:57 PM
That was a quote, duders.  :duh  Just like all the other quotes you didn't get eventhough they were apparently from your favorite show.  ::)

BSG?
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 07:14:13 PM
Uhm I was also quoting BSG?
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 08, 2006, 07:18:02 PM
That was a quote, duders.  :duh  Just like all the other quotes you didn't get eventhough they were apparently from your favorite show.  ::)

I double played you.  The last part of my reply is a quote from the same show, suckah!
No, it wasn't.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 07:18:40 PM
No, it wasn't.

Uh, yeah it was.  Who do you think knows better?
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 07:19:00 PM
Just admit you were wrong and I'll let you make me dinner.
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 07:19:03 PM
Cheebs, no doubt. 8)
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 07:20:05 PM
"..."
Title: Re: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced?
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 08:11:00 PM
"Frak"