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Title: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2008, 03:52:20 PM: Im sure you guys see this type of thread alot, but I need to post some odd things my roommate does.

1. He doesn't shower, at least in the normal sense. Whenever I take a shower the nob is always turned as if he was taking a bath, but we have no drain plug. I think he gives himself bird baths.

2. He doesn't wash his clothes because he thinks the apartment laundry mat is dirty. He has this notion that hobos poo in the washer and dryer, thus rendering it unsanitary. To make up for this he wears his clothes for 3 or 4 days in a row.

3. He has no job and sleeps on the couch even though he has his own room.

4. When he goes back home he brings back the most random shit. His car is always filled with old clothes and toys from the early 1990s. He claims he takes the items to goodwill but when he goes he only drops off a few things and says he will drop off the rest later. One time he brought back a broken violin that was in our living room for a few months even though he has nothing in his room. When I asked about it he told me he was trying to sell it. He would then proceed to take it to his car where it would rest for a week then take it back inside for a week etc... on and on until it just disappeared.

5. I walked by his door just now and saw a huge micro machine set from 15 years ago unopened and I asked about he got really really mad.

6. In some regards he claims he is a clean freak. He always asks me if I washed my hands when I use the restroom.

7. One time he brought back orange hair coloring from 1994. When I asked about it he said he didnt want to throw it away cause that would be wasteful. He then started to dye his hair orange.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: BobbyRobby on May 02, 2008, 03:56:35 PM: you're mistaking weird with cool. It's hard to find actual weird people. Do you any of it might be an act?

4 & 5 are my favorite.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Robo on May 02, 2008, 03:58:52 PM: sleeping on the couch rocks.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2008, 04:01:22 PM: One time he took some shampoo from the bathroom and put it on the coffee table like it was nothing. When I asked about it. He thought I was a fucking noob for thinking it was weird that a used bottle of shampoo was on the coffee table.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: demi on May 02, 2008, 04:02:53 PM: Well he's right, what is weird about that? I think you just want to have gay sex with him.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 04:28:53 PM: For about 6 months, I'd say I never slept on my bed. I lived by myself and the couch was awesome. I want to meet this guy.

By the way, he sounds like real life Himuro
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2008, 04:29:40 PM: Stick a carrot up his ass. 8)
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Laramie on May 02, 2008, 04:36:03 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 04:28:53 PM
By the way, he sounds like real life Himuro

As opposed to that manifestation of the board's AI that used to poke around here.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 04:36:53 PM: Messageboard Himuro != RL Himuro at all

I know him in person btw, maybe that will put my comment into context
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Laramie on May 02, 2008, 04:38:20 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 04:36:53 PM
Messageboard Himuro != RL Himuro at all

I know him in person btw, maybe that will put my comment into context

Where the hell do you live? Every other post you're inviting people to hang out over the weekend? You can't be everywhere at once.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2008, 04:45:02 PM: Quote from: Laramie on May 02, 2008, 04:38:20 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 04:36:53 PM
Messageboard Himuro != RL Himuro at all

I know him in person btw, maybe that will put my comment into context

Where the hell do you live? Every other post you're inviting people to hang out over the weekend? You can't be everywhere at once.

His penis can though. :-*
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 04:55:23 PM: Quote from: Laramie on May 02, 2008, 04:38:20 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 04:36:53 PM
Messageboard Himuro != RL Himuro at all

I know him in person btw, maybe that will put my comment into context

Where the hell do you live? Every other post you're inviting people to hang out over the weekend? You can't be everywhere at once.
omnipresence.

I'm cool enough that everyone travels to see me.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2008, 04:58:21 PM: Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 02, 2008, 04:53:22 PM
I found that one out the hard way.

I see what you did there. :-*
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Don Flamenco on May 02, 2008, 05:00:45 PM: He does sound a little weird, as in funny weird. 1 and 2 are just gross, not weird. He must smell like shit, which would suck to live with.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2008, 05:13:22 PM: Instead of taking out the garbage just now, he scooped up some of the stuff on the top like the milk carton and the cereal box and took it to the trash dump with his hands. :lol
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 05:14:36 PM: is he fat?
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2008, 05:14:53 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 05:14:36 PM
is he fat?

Hes asian.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: MCD on May 02, 2008, 05:16:20 PM: that's racist.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 05:16:41 PM: nuff said.

CG and rodi do the same shit
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Laramie on May 02, 2008, 05:18:12 PM: Only 5 posts in and you've already offended every skinny jap on this board. Keep it up beardo.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2008, 05:19:45 PM: Quote from: Laramie on May 02, 2008, 05:18:12 PM
Only 5 posts in and you've already offended every skinny jap on this board. Keep it up beardo.

We have japs here on EB? :ninja
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: T234 on May 02, 2008, 05:25:02 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on May 02, 2008, 05:19:45 PM
Quote from: Laramie on May 02, 2008, 05:18:12 PM
Only 5 posts in and you've already offended every skinny jap on this board. Keep it up beardo.

We have japs here on EB? :ninja
MAF is a quarter, and distantmantra wants to be.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Laramie on May 02, 2008, 05:26:14 PM: MAF is 1/4 offended and distantmantra wants to be pissed. Good job.

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Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 02, 2008, 05:33:59 PM: he is Mr Angry Eyebrow
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: T234 on May 02, 2008, 05:34:44 PM: :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2008, 05:36:16 PM: Bah, just some posers. :-\
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Laramie on May 02, 2008, 05:36:26 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on May 02, 2008, 05:33:59 PM
he is Mr Disgruntled Eyebrow
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2008, 05:46:50 PM: [youtube=425,350]yhvGUnkFd0Q[/youtube]

:lol
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2008, 06:32:38 PM: Sometimes my roommate will spend 10-15 starring into the hallway closet. He gets mad at me when I ask him what he is looking at.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 02, 2008, 06:36:18 PM: why are you watching him!
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2008, 06:39:33 PM: Cause the hallways closet is an inch away from my door and I cant get out unless the closet door is shut.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: MCD on May 02, 2008, 06:39:53 PM: your friend is imaginary.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Laramie on May 02, 2008, 06:41:24 PM: Quote from: Beardo on May 02, 2008, 06:39:33 PM
Cause the hallways closet is an inch away from my door and I cant get out unless the closet door is shut.

This is a metaphor from your imaginary roommate. You need to make others close their closet doors of prejudice so you can get to the kitchen of freedom.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: demi on May 02, 2008, 06:44:37 PM: Maybe it's a hint... that you should come out of the closet.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Beardo on May 02, 2008, 06:50:52 PM: He's watching Tom Cruise on Oprah and lecturing me on why scientology is so good.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Bildi on May 02, 2008, 09:16:47 PM: Uh oh, now he really has gone off the deep end.

The "bird bath" imagery cracks me up. :lol
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: xnikki118x on May 03, 2008, 01:00:45 AM: Sleeping on the couch is cool, except when you have roommates who might like to use the common area as well.

The bird bath thing made me lol. All the old toys makes him sound like a serious hoarder or a freak. Not sure which.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Tauntaun on May 03, 2008, 01:11:03 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on May 03, 2008, 01:00:45 AM
Sleeping on the couch is cool, except when you have roommates who might like to use the common area as well.

The bird bath thing made me lol. All the old toys makes him sound like a serious hoarder or a freak. Not sure which.

I'd say freak total.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 03, 2008, 01:26:43 AM: Sounds like OCD.
Title: Re: I have a weird roommate
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 03, 2008, 07:31:26 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 05:16:41 PM
nuff said.

CG and rodi do the same shit

I'm going to kick your dirty Mexican ass.