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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 02:50:16 PM

Title: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 02:50:16 PM: ... on the sidewalk. What the hell. It was an open tin, like the kind chocolate is in, filled with assorted condoms. Is this some kind of prank?
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 02:51:29 PM: Try one out.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 02:52:10 PM: too small lol am i rite

(i need a trash bag and rubberbands)
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 02:52:22 PM: It's a sign of the destruction of the morals in this country due to democratic control.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 02:54:24 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 02:52:22 PM
It's a sign of the destruction of the morals in this country due to democratic control.

It's only a matter of time before we start finding fetuses wrapped in discarded bubble gum wrappers
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 02:55:26 PM: THANK YOU!! Where were they??? I was at Target on Vineland & Victory and I'm pretty sure someone took that off my front seat. Thanks for finding them!! I'll be by when you get off work to pick them up.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 02:55:48 PM: I had this hilarious co-worker at a Staples way back when. One day after we all closed the store we were walking to our cars and he opened his and I shit you not condoms just spilled out like a flow of water. We all loled and went home.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 02:56:06 PM: Mystery solved.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: whiteACID on November 08, 2006, 02:57:38 PM: Quote from: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 02:55:26 PM
THANK YOU!! Where were they??? I was at Target on Vineland & Victory and I'm pretty sure someone took that off my front seat. Thanks for finding them!! I'll be by when you get off work to pick them up.
I'm still convinced that blow was yours :pimp
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 02:58:45 PM: Quote from: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 02:55:26 PM
THANK YOU!! Where were they??? I was at Target on Vineland & Victory and I'm pretty sure someone took that off my front seat. Thanks for finding them!! I'll be by when you get off work to pick them up.

You won me over with your local references.

FUN FACT: I worked at that Target when I first moved here for extra cash for three weeks.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Garnet on November 08, 2006, 03:35:56 PM: They don't come in packets any more??!!

Gone are the days when you could walk in to a local shop and ask for "10 ribbed please mate!"
Now Tesco do them in isle 5 next to the Heinz Big Soup!
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: whiteACID on November 08, 2006, 03:43:02 PM: Quote from: Garnet on November 08, 2006, 03:35:56 PM
They don't come in packets any more??!!

Gone are the days when you could walk in to a local shop and ask for "10 ribbed please mate!"
Now Tesco do them in isle 5 next to the Heinz Big Soup!
wtf did you just say?
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Garnet on November 08, 2006, 03:44:45 PM: T'would make sense if you were English :(

Let me re phrase:
Gone are the days when you could walk in to a local shop and ask for "10 ribbed please dude!"
Now 7-11 do them in isle 5 next to the Baked Beans!

...hmmm...still doesn't really make sense. Point taken. Shall we fuck?
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Tigerriot on November 08, 2006, 03:45:02 PM: Quote from: blackACID on November 08, 2006, 03:43:02 PM
Quote from: Garnet on November 08, 2006, 03:35:56 PM
They don't come in packets any more??!!

Gone are the days when you could walk in to a local shop and ask for "10 ribbed please mate!"
Now Tesco do them in isle 5 next to the Heinz Big Soup!
wtf did you just say?
:lol
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Error Macro on November 08, 2006, 03:46:59 PM: I'm not English, and I understood what Garnet said.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Garnet on November 08, 2006, 03:48:25 PM: ^______^

It just.......wasn't amusing
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Error Macro on November 08, 2006, 03:53:34 PM: (http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/06/30/Tristram_060628030549529_wideweb__300x375.jpg)
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Mupepe on November 08, 2006, 04:16:09 PM: Quote from: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 02:55:26 PM
THANK YOU!! Where were they??? I was at Target on Vineland & Victory and I'm pretty sure someone took that off my front seat. Thanks for finding them!! I'll be by when you get off work to pick them up.
You use condoms?

-1 Respect
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 04:20:36 PM: Yeah what's up with that, Melissa? Aren't you in a committed relationship?

Whenever I get serious with a young lady, we get tested as soon as possible, because fucking with a rubber ain't my kinda lifestyle
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Garnet on November 08, 2006, 04:23:54 PM: well said Corny! And agreed
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 04:33:01 PM: Make water baloons out of them. :-[
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 04:45:45 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 04:20:36 PM
Yeah what's up with that, Melissa? Aren't you in a committed relationship?

Whenever I get serious with a young lady, we get tested as soon as possible, because fucking with a rubber ain't my kinda lifestyle
Of course we don't - but whoever we drag home is forced to wear them.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Mupepe on November 08, 2006, 04:46:37 PM: Quote from: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 04:45:45 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 04:20:36 PM
Yeah what's up with that, Melissa? Aren't you in a committed relationship?

Whenever I get serious with a young lady, we get tested as soon as possible, because fucking with a rubber ain't my kinda lifestyle
Of course we don't - but whoever we drag home is forced to wear them.
:-\

You didn't make me wear one.

Then again, I didn't have to really be dragged. Or am I just special?
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 04:48:00 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on November 08, 2006, 04:46:37 PM
You didn't make me wear one.

Then again, I didn't have to really be dragged. Or am I just special?
You also prepay for a full year in advance and carry your bi-weekly test results in your wallet. You get special treatment.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 04:51:56 PM: :lol
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 05:07:48 PM: Wow, awesome. :spin
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 08, 2006, 05:16:06 PM: I wonder if Shake didn't know whether to post :lol or :-*
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 05:33:15 PM: Quote from: Willco on November 08, 2006, 05:16:06 PM
I wonder if Shake didn't know whether to post :lol or :-*

:-[
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Mupepe on November 08, 2006, 06:32:28 PM: Quote from: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 04:48:00 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 08, 2006, 04:46:37 PM
You didn't make me wear one.

Then again, I didn't have to really be dragged. Or am I just special?
You also prepay for a full year in advance and carry your bi-weekly test results in your wallet. You get special treatment.
But what if you get prego?
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 06:34:08 PM: (http://www.campbellsoup.com/images/prego/gardengreensanimation.gif)

How is that relevant?
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 06:34:39 PM: Mmmmm, I love Prego. :hyper
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 06:37:47 PM: Im a pace guy myself.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: brawndolicious on November 08, 2006, 06:42:17 PM: I saw the weirdest thing coming home from school today:
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tranvestite homeless man
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Hella old too.

Did the condoms bother you, Willco?
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: cloudwalking on November 08, 2006, 06:46:55 PM: I remember finding a condom on the ground while hanging out with my friends at recess in the schoolyard. It was 5th grade I think :S WTF was that doing in the schoolyard.

And yes, condoms suck.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 08, 2006, 06:48:03 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on November 08, 2006, 06:46:55 PM

And yes, condoms suck.

Truer words have never been spoken.
Title: Re: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms...
Post by: Mupepe on November 08, 2006, 06:58:08 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on November 08, 2006, 06:46:55 PM
I remember finding a condom on the ground while hanging out with my friends at recess in the schoolyard. It was 5th grade I think :S WTF was that doing in the schoolyard.

And yes, condoms suck.
Did you think it was gum and chew it?