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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 04:14:56 PM

Title: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 04:14:56 PM
 :lol

*Gets off of computer to answer door*

"Hi there were out here in the cold handing out these religous broshures!"

Me: "Oh...Ok..." *stares blankly*

"If you could just take some time to read this"

"Ok."

*I try to hold back two rottweilers from breaking screen door.*

"Yeah I don't want you to let them out, so I'm just gonna place this right here"

Me: "Good Idea"

They promptly then walk away, I roll my eyes and then close the door. SHE HAD CRAZY EYES. She said it was really important and that they were spreading this TO THE WORLD.

Discuss...
Title: Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
Post by: brawndolicious on November 08, 2006, 04:17:09 PM
What were they?
Title: Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 04:18:18 PM
I can always tell religious types by their TRENCHCOATS
Title: Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 04:22:54 PM
They didnt say, but the two page packet says:

"THE END OF FALSE RELIGION IS NEAR!"

On a background with a lightning storm.

Inside the bullet points say this:

False Religion....

Meddles in war and politics

Spreads false Doctrine

Tolerates Immoral Sex

Followed by some cool pictures of a 7 headed tiger being ridden by a medieval times looking girl drinking from a chalice.

Lots of quotes from the book of Matthew and Revelation.

EDIT: yeah they were Jehovah's Witnesses
Title: Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
Post by: brawndolicious on November 08, 2006, 04:24:56 PM
Isn't it sinful for men in that religion to have sex?

 :lol :lol
Oh god, the girl in front of me just said that her horoscope says she's pregnant.
Title: Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 04:26:20 PM
Awesome.
Title: Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
Post by: brawndolicious on November 08, 2006, 04:28:09 PM
Quote from: Viz on November 08, 2006, 04:26:20 PM
Awesome.
Pregnant girl or the sin?
Title: Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 04:30:47 PM
The horoscope thing.
Title: Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
Post by: Boogie on November 08, 2006, 06:24:09 PM
Quote from: Viz on November 08, 2006, 04:22:54 PM
They didnt say, but the two page packet says:

"THE END OF FALSE RELIGION IS NEAR!"

On a background with a lightning storm.

Inside the bullet points say this:

False Religion....

Meddles in war and politics

Spreads false Doctrine

Tolerates Immoral Sex

Followed by some cool pictures of a 7 headed tiger being ridden by a medieval times looking girl drinking from a chalice.

Lots of quotes from the book of Matthew and Revelation.

EDIT: yeah they were Jehovah's Witnesses

Hey, I got that same brochure the other week.
Title: Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
Post by: Vizzys on November 08, 2006, 06:32:15 PM
Seems they ARE spreading it to the world. THEY HAVE ALASKA and wherever you are from.
Title: Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
Post by: brawndolicious on November 08, 2006, 06:34:30 PM
Quote from: Viz on November 08, 2006, 04:30:47 PM
The horoscope thing.
Ah.

It's weird, I thought JW were black-exclusive?