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Title: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 06, 2008, 12:00:32 AM
The title says it all. That's the second time I've fallen on the GAF horror-hype train (FUCK THE DESCENT).

At least I found this movie enjoyable. Not scary at all, but it had a nice amount of tension. I'd watch it again!
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: xnikki118x on May 06, 2008, 03:25:20 AM
Still glad I didn't watch it with you.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 06, 2008, 03:36:43 AM
REC?
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 06, 2008, 03:37:22 AM
Is it the Spanish original or the American remake?
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: xnikki118x on May 06, 2008, 03:42:54 AM
I'm assuming the Spanish original. He said it was in Spanish and had English subtitles, so.

Prole: It's a movie. Supposedly very scary. I didn't watch it. :D
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 06, 2008, 03:47:00 AM
I rarely watch horror movies in theaters anymore.  The crowds usually ruin them for me and I can get a much more intimiate viewing at home.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 06, 2008, 03:49:07 AM
It's a Spanish handicam horror flick that's been getting raving reviews by pussies and queers, apparently.

The movie is enjoyable, but not the absurdly awesome film it's been made out to be. I recommend downloading/purchasing it.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 06, 2008, 03:53:21 AM
Is it the Spanish original or the American remake?

Holy shit, the Quarantine trailer looks like a shot-for-shot remake of the Spanish flick.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 06, 2008, 03:57:15 AM
But with mediocre television actors!
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 06, 2008, 04:00:06 AM
But with mediocre television actors!
Willco, get REC and tell me what you think. I'd love to be able to discuss it with someone who isn't a total crotchstain when it comes to horror.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 06, 2008, 04:01:49 AM
Is it easily torrented?
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 06, 2008, 04:04:16 AM
Is it easily torrented?

I downloaded 2 versions of it the other night. One with hard-coded subs at 640x360, and the other without hardcoded subs. I ended up burning the hardcoded one to DVD.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 06, 2008, 04:07:15 AM
Check your PMs.

Also, did I ever send you a DVD of The Dead next Door? And if i did, did you watch it?
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 06, 2008, 04:09:00 AM
You sent me an SVCD (I think that was the format) that never worked. :-\

I will leave my PC humming overnight and check out REC tomorrow night or on Wednesday.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 06, 2008, 04:10:25 AM
You sent me an SVCD (I think that was the format) that never worked. :-\

I will leave my PC humming overnight and check out REC tomorrow night or on Wednesday.

What I sent you was weird PAL interlaced rip of it that I downloaded at some point. I've now got the movie on real, honest-to-god DVD, so I may have to send it to you again at some point.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 06, 2008, 04:12:21 AM
I have a new address and stuff, so let me know when you want to send it.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Eric P on May 06, 2008, 08:58:10 AM
(FUCK THE DESCENT)

the descent is good, but i'm a neil marshall fan.

however, yes, gaf is a horrible place for horror movie suggestions.  it's like that one guy you knew in highschool "AND THEN HE CUT OFF HER TITTIES!  GREATEST MOVIE EVER"
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2008, 10:53:09 AM
REC is awesome for what it is if you ignore the hype train.  The tension
spoiler (click to show/hide)
in the last scene is pretty fucking awesome while the whole movie builds up to it
[close]
.  It's not supposed to be an in your face scary movie.  The writing is pretty bad though.  And the movie is racist as fuck. 
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Rman on May 06, 2008, 11:11:07 AM
I still don't know what movie you guys are talking about.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Tauntaun on May 06, 2008, 11:13:26 AM
REC is awesome for what it is if you ignore the hype train.  The tension
spoiler (click to show/hide)
in the last scene is pretty fucking awesome while the whole movie builds up to it
[close]
.  It's not supposed to be an in your face scary movie.  The writing is pretty bad though.  And the movie is racist as fuck. 

Do the black people die?  :o
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2008, 11:14:00 AM
i'm trying to recall any black people but I can't.  I don't think there were any in there.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Tauntaun on May 06, 2008, 11:16:30 AM
i'm trying to recall any black people but I can't.  I don't think there were any in there.

How was it racist then?  Were they killin sand niggaz?  ???
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2008, 11:21:33 AM
asian people who could barely speak spanish and who came off as imbeciles.  Like the asian woman in the movie can barely produce coherent thoughts.  And then all the people around them talk about how bad their food smells and how loud they are.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Tauntaun on May 06, 2008, 11:22:24 AM
asian people who could barely speak spanish and who came off as imbeciles.  Like the asian woman in the movie can barely produce coherent thoughts.  And then all the people around them talk about how bad their food smells and how loud they are.

:lol  oh, yeah that's pretty racist.  I'd lul though.  :-[
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2008, 11:27:21 AM
Oh I did.  Like one of the asian ladies is trying to talk about this guy who fell.  and she's so dumb.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
"what happened?"
"He... he.... he fell!"
"fell from where?"
"He fell!"
"from where?"
"he fell... from above!"
[close]

and she has this really stupid look on her face the whole time she's saying it.  It made me want to punch her in the face.

Also they're
spoiler (click to show/hide)
asking people who all is in the building and the stupid asians forget that their dad is upstairs the whole time and is sick.  and then everyone gets pissed like "YOU DIDN'T TELL US?!" and they have this stupid look on their face "but he's sick!"
[close]
:maf
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Eric P on May 06, 2008, 11:48:43 AM
And the movie is racist as fuck. 

oh?
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2008, 11:49:55 AM
oh  :o
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Tauntaun on May 06, 2008, 11:50:18 AM
Oh I did.  Like one of the asian ladies is trying to talk about this guy who fell.  and she's so dumb.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
"what happened?"
"He... he.... he fell!"
"fell from where?"
"He fell!"
"from where?"
"he fell... from above!"
[close]

and she has this really stupid look on her face the whole time she's saying it.  It made me want to punch her in the face.

Also they're
spoiler (click to show/hide)
asking people who all is in the building and the stupid asians forget that their dad is upstairs the whole time and is sick.  and then everyone gets pissed like "YOU DIDN'T TELL US?!" and they have this stupid look on their face "but he's sick!"
[close]
:maf

:rofl   "from where?" :rofl
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Tauntaun on May 06, 2008, 03:28:11 PM
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ANYTHING HYPED IS OVERHYPED

Except the new batman movie. :shh
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Eric P on May 06, 2008, 10:11:28 PM
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ANYTHING HYPED IS OVERHYPED

Except the new batman movie. :shh

yes if anything not enough people are talking about it

is there even a thread on gaf?
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 08, 2008, 06:12:27 AM
Finally caught it.  It was enjoyable and the sound design was ace.  It was held back by its budget and an ending that was too Blair Witch-like for me.  And while I applaud foreign directors bringing stuff to the genre - too many of the scares were predictable.  This is less the fault of the director and more the fault of a guy who has seen almost every horror film ever.  I can tell when a scare is coming simply from how a shot is framed nowadays.  The films that creep me out don't really follow those kind of rules.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Eric P on May 08, 2008, 09:16:49 AM
Finally caught it.  It was enjoyable and the sound design was ace.  It was held back by its budget and an ending that was too Blair Witch-like for me.  And while I applaud foreign directors bringing stuff to the genre - too many of the scares were predictable.  This is less the fault of the director and more the fault of a guy who has seen almost every horror film ever.  I can tell when a scare is coming simply from how a shot is framed nowadays.  The films that creep me out don't really follow those kind of rules.

what films creep you out?
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 08, 2008, 10:06:13 AM
Willco, can't talk much now, but lets you and me make a horror film where the boogeyman doesn't pop out from the dark corner of the screen that you expect him to, and where people DON'T turn their backs on the undead.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: xnikki118x on May 08, 2008, 03:20:30 PM
Willco, can't talk much now, but lets you and me make a horror film where the boogeyman doesn't pop out from the dark corner of the screen that you expect him to, and where people DON'T turn their backs on the undead.

Also a horror film where zombies don't run, right?
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 08, 2008, 06:16:53 PM
WTF?  The Descent was good. 
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2008, 12:19:19 AM
I have two ideas for a horror film, but I'm not committing anything to paper until I feel confident that I can add something to the genre.  I love horror to death, but I made a vow when I took up screenwriting that I wouldn't write a screenplay that I didn't think added anything.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 09, 2008, 01:59:36 AM
I was thinking it might be neat to have a movie made up entirely of security camera footage and first-person shots. Not the handicam shots, but first person shots from multiple people's perspective. The security camera would let you see what was basically coming toward the protagonists, but then you go into their perspective not knowing what, if anything, awaits them.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2008, 07:12:18 AM
rodi and CrystalGemini came over tonight and we watched a double feature of [REC] and Return of the Living Dead.  It was like serious zombie film versus 80s wacky zombies (and full frontal nudity!).  CrystalGemini spent most of [REC] peaking out from a pillow.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Eric P on May 09, 2008, 09:07:01 AM
return of the living dead is just so awesome

"send...more...paramedics"
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Mupepe on May 09, 2008, 02:57:10 PM
Sure, the monsters from the tv can't reach out and grab you, but i encourage women to do this.  If they've got their eyes closed and/or are hiding, they can't see whose hands is rubbing their crotch.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2008, 03:00:53 PM
I didn't even lie about when the zombies would jump out.

Everyone became big fans of MANU: ZOMBIE NECK SNAPPER, though.
Title: Re: REC: Overhyped
Post by: Eric P on May 09, 2008, 03:03:08 PM
I didn't even lie about when the zombies would jump out.

Everyone became big fans of MANU: ZOMBIE NECK SNAPPER, though.

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