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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 06, 2008, 04:29:51 PM

Title: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 06, 2008, 04:29:51 PM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/may/06/iraq

(http://image.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/05/05/greenzone10d.jpg)

(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g314/InvisibleParadigm/greenzonevillage.jpg)

Picture, if you will, a tree-lined plaza in Baghdad's International Village, flanked by fashion boutiques, swanky cafes, and shiny glass office towers. Nearby a golf course nestles agreeably, where a chip over the water to the final green is but a prelude to cocktails in the club house and a soothing massage in a luxury hotel, which would not look out of place in Sydney harbour. Then, as twilight falls, a pre-prandial stroll, perhaps, amid the cool of the Tigris Riverfront Park, where the peace is broken only by the soulful cries of egrets fishing.

Improbable though it all may seem, this is how some imaginative types in the US military are envisaging the future of Baghdad's Green Zone, the much-pummelled redoubt of the Iraqi capital where a bunker shot has until now had very different connotations.

Last week, a Los Angeles-based holding company for equity firms, C3, confirmed it was starting a $500 million project to build an amusement park on the outskirts of the Green Zone in an area encompassing the Baghdad Zoo. The first phase, a skateboard park, is scheduled to open this summer.

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For many Baghdad residents, the Green Zone has been a no-go area for years, first under Saddam and now under the occupation. "What do I care?" shrugged one, Ahmed Hussein. "I don't have electricity, I don't have fresh water and I don't have a job."

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Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: Mupepe on May 06, 2008, 04:35:09 PM
...i had to check the link twice to make sure it wasn't the onion.
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: Tauntaun on May 06, 2008, 04:38:55 PM
 :o   We need to burn washington to the ground.  :maf
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 06, 2008, 04:50:30 PM
Baghdad used to be a big tourism hotspot. The Pentagon is just bringing sexy back.
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 06, 2008, 04:53:32 PM
The Pentagon is just bringing sexy back.
Too bad it's too late to bring Saddam back.
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: GilloD on May 06, 2008, 05:18:10 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: Bloodwake on May 06, 2008, 06:11:00 PM
It's confirmed, this makes me fucking hate the shit out of America.

With all the problems in Iraq right now, they want to put a fucking GOLF COURSE and SHOPPING CENTER in Baghdad? The capitalism in this country makes me want to vomit sometimes.

I can't believe this. this is insulting.
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 06, 2008, 06:14:38 PM
That sketch lacks car-bomb barricades.
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 06, 2008, 06:18:16 PM
you would think, for $5 billion, they'd spell Tiger's name right
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 06, 2008, 06:18:55 PM
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For many Baghdad residents, the Green Zone has been a no-go area for years, first under Saddam and now under the occupation. "What do I care?" shrugged one, Ahmed Hussein. "I don't have electricity, I don't have fresh water and I don't have a job."

if he wanted a job he could find one. smh
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: APF on May 06, 2008, 11:09:49 PM
I think it's his attitude that's preventing him from working.  I mean, a real go-getter would see this as an opportunity to become a caddy or something.
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on May 06, 2008, 11:36:43 PM
i'm kinda worried that stray golf balls could potentially disturb the neighbors.   :-\
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: drozmight on May 07, 2008, 03:32:24 AM
gah.  wtf.  I don't want to go to work anymore.
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 07, 2008, 04:46:02 AM
if the $5 billion project is to provide jobs for the locals and act as an economic stimulous package, then all well and good

but lets face it, it's not going to be is it?


Even in that scenario...they'd still be left with a useless golf course & shopping mall when they could have had hospitals (surely a growth market right now!) and libraries (to practice their newfound freedom of speech in).
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: demi on May 07, 2008, 07:03:40 AM
Tony Hawk's Iraqi Warzone
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 07, 2008, 11:29:01 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: APF on May 07, 2008, 08:43:06 PM
I wanna play Mecchassault... :(
Title: Re: Pentagon wants $5 billion "Tigris Woods" golf club in Baghdad Green Zone
Post by: Eric P on May 07, 2008, 09:15:10 PM
I wanna play Mecchassault... :(

if you want, i know some people you could talk to about larping it