THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 09:21:38 PM
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I forgot to post about it since I was banned o_O Long story, and it's not that amazing imo
Alright, so last week I finally got the balls to ask the girl in my class to go out with me. But, I made sure to make it sound like I wasn't fully asking her out. She actually was my partner on a group assignment, and we decided to meet at the school on Sunday. So during the conversation it just popped out my mouth
Phoenix: So maybe when we're done we can go to Oasis?
Chick: Aww, you remembered! Unless my boss calls me in for some reason, I'll go!
Phoenix: ...What?
*I didn't expect her to say yes, so at this point I was a bit confused*
Phoenix: I mean, yeah. After we do our project, awesome.
So the day before I ironed a nice shirt that I forgot was in my car (don't worry, I washed it first), and headed off to the barber to get cut.
Sunday rolls around, and I head up to the school to meet with her. Well after 20min she still wasn't there, so I was kinda confused. Then about 10min later I see her. Now, it's cold as fuck outside but she's wearing one of those shirts that's has the straps around the shoulders, and exposes part of the belly. Damn. She sits down and we start chatting.
Within minutes it's pretty clear that she's either drunk or slightly hung over, which ruins our project session. I decided to finish it early and just go to Oasis.
For the most part, the early part of the date was good. She's pretty smart, and she has an infectious laugh; her laugh seemed more potent because she was tipsy or something though. Pretty soon she starts asking me about relationships...wtf
Chick: Do you have a girlfriend?
Phoenix: No
Chick: Why not? *laughs*
Phoenix: Um, I'm just rather busy and I haven't met anyone. How about you?
Chick: I broke up with my boyfriend last week...
At that point I was feeling rather nervous. She started talking about her ex and how she still walks to him everyday wtf. I just kept on changing the subject because honestly, I didn't know what to do. It reminded me of OOTP when Harry finally goes on a date with Cho, yet all she wants to talk about is her dead boyfriend.
After we got done eating, we decided to just walk around. There are a bunch of nice little areas around campus, including many restaurants and shops. We visited a few places, shared some laughs, etc. She's very cute, and very nice.
But then...
While we were talking my house came up. At that point she mentioned she wanted to come over. So we walked over to my house and hung out a bit there. Just talking. She kept asking where my bedroom was, and I showed it to her and she sat on the bed, but I made sure to get her out by showing her the rest of the house. Before we go on:
I KNOW FAGGURTS..."omg Phoenix had a woman in his bed and HE DIDN'T FUCK HER"
I simply wouldn't be able to make that move on someone who wasn't fully in their right mind. Like I said, she was fucking tipsy or something all day. I'm sorry, but that would just be wrong to do in my judgement, and I wouldn't be able to simply take advantage of someone like that.
Anyway after that we left my house, and I walked her all the back onto campus. She met up with another friend, and walked off. But I got a hug before that.
Next time I saw her in class she was embarrassed. Eventually she came up to me and asked "was I really out of it on Sunday?" I said yeah, and we kind of chuckled about it. She said she had a good time though...
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I don't know. She's nice, cute, smart...but she seems rather wild to me. Showing up to a fucking study session/date drunk is not a good sign either.
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Yeah, you're definitely NEVER going to get laid with that kinda attitude. Sorry, bro. :-\
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Dude, I couldn't take advantage of her! That would be wrong.
I didn't want to post this on EB because I knew people would give me shit over this. Oh well. I made the right decision
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She was at least semi-conscious if she was asking you were your BEDROOM was and getting comfy on it. She probably knew what she was doing, and you just got cold feet. :lol
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Seems weird that she showed up fucked up. But dude, the fact that you didn't make a move on her, you can use that to your benefit. Make her want it now. Take her out again dude. You can't always judge someone from the first date. Take her out again and see what happens.
Make a move this time otherwise she'll think you're either
A.) Gay
B.) A pussy
C.) Not attracted to her.
Don't blow your chance baby.
And usually when a girl wants to go back to your place, IT'S IN THE BAG. From what you say, it seems like she knew enough of what she was doing and if she was on something, it would have significantly worn off by then unless she was shooting up in the bathroom or something.
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(http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/7626/1deadpool1dm.jpg)
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omg Phoenix had a woman in his bed and HE DIDN'T FUCK HER
SHE WANTED IT, HARD.
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Spam. You didn't finish the story.
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She was at least semi-conscious if she was asking you were your BEDROOM was and getting comfy on it. She probably knew what she was doing, and you just got cold feet. :lol
That's how those stories start out lol. She seemed out of it to me in the sense of being overly...friendly at that time so I knew what was going on.
Mupee: True, true. We'll hang out again no doubt
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That's how those stories start out lol. She seemed out of it to me in the sense of being overly...friendly at that time so I knew what was going on.
Mupee: True, true. We'll hang out again no doubt
WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
over friendly? THAT JUST MEANS FUCKING HORNY DUDE! OMG! dsfakl;asjf Shit SDfkjasl;f dskljf fuck PD, I love you! MAKE IT HAPPEN! HER PUSSY WAS WET FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU
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I didn't tell the entire truth. The truth is I hand to take her hand and lead her out my room, at which point she kissed me; we did indeed make out for some time, and I touched her up (she has a nice ass). But that's as far as I let things go. I didn't want to take advantage of her, and I'm glad I didn't since she's in my god damn class. Can you imagine how wierd that would be?
She didn't seem to remember us kissing, but if I banged her she'd no doubt remember and that would be akward
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Did you bring up the fact that you made out? She probably didn't want to bring it up either!
And no! IT WOULD NOT BE AWKWARD! IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS! Especially if you began fucking on a regular basis. It happens, ESPECIALLY in college. Oh come on buddy.
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Did you bring up the fact that you made out? She probably didn't want to bring it up either!
And no! IT WOULD NOT BE AWKWARD! IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS! Especially if you began fucking on a regular basis. It happens, ESPECIALLY in college. Oh come on buddy.
No I didn't bring it up with her. She didn't act like she remembered anyway, so I'm sure as fuck not going to tell her I grabbed her ass
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aufdhasdl;fjasfaskl;j kl;jl;dfjakl; j
Did you bring up the fact that you made out? She probably didn't want to bring it up either!
And no! IT WOULD NOT BE AWKWARD! IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS! Especially if you began fucking on a regular basis. It happens, ESPECIALLY in college. Oh come on buddy.
I am pretty sure he's lieing.
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Did you bring up the fact that you made out? She probably didn't want to bring it up either!
And no! IT WOULD NOT BE AWKWARD! IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS! Especially if you began fucking on a regular basis. It happens, ESPECIALLY in college. Oh come on buddy.
No I didn't bring it up with her. She didn't act like she remembered anyway, so I'm sure as fuck not going to tell her I grabbed her ass
Of course she's not going to bring it up! That's what happens with most people. They act like it didn't happen. Especially something as minute as making out.
I am pretty sure he's lieing.
I reserve my judgements until they do something to make me think otherwise.
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I didn't tell the entire truth. The truth is I hand to take her hand and lead her out my room, at which point she kissed me; we did indeed make out for some time, and I touched her up (she has a nice ass). But that's as far as I let things go. I didn't want to take advantage of her, and I'm glad I didn't since she's in my god damn class. Can you imagine how wierd that would be?
She didn't seem to remember us kissing, but if I banged her she'd no doubt remember and that would be akward
aaaaargh so close!
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I reserve my judgements until they do something to make me think otherwise.
Look who said it.
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I've madeout with a lot of chicks I've had class with, and sex with some too! Who cares? You see 'em in class, it's not like a one-on-one lab.
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So the day before I ironed a nice shirt that I forgot was in my car (don't worry, I washed it first), and headed off to the barber to get cut.
WTF? You went through all the trouble of getting circumcised and you didn't fuck her??
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I've madeout with a lot of chicks I've had class with, and sex with some too! Who cares? You see 'em in class, it's not like a one-on-one lab.
Not even that. But I don't see why it would make it awkward. Unless you guys did it when you were both extremely drunk and you are ashamed, it's no big deal.
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I've madeout with a lot of chicks I've had class with, and sex with some too! Who cares? You see 'em in class, it's not like a one-on-one lab.
But would you do a chick who was clearly drunk/tipsy/whatever? You seem to have similar morals to me to a certain extent
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I've madeout with a lot of chicks I've had class with, and sex with some too! Who cares? You see 'em in class, it's not like a one-on-one lab.
But would you do a chick who was clearly drunk/tipsy/whatever? You seem to have similar morals to me to a certain extent
I would if I were drunk too, but probably not if--for whatever reason--I wasn't. The problem is, you forgot to drink.
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I would if I were drunk too, but probably not if--for whatever reason--I wasn't. The problem is, you forgot to drink.
See above.
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PD write a autobiography.
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Disappointment!
In that situation... you failed. But fear not! You may have another chance.
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Disappointment!
In that situation... you failed. But fear not! You may have another chance.
Naw, you never get another chance.
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PD write a autobiography.
:lol
I don't think Spencer knows about my past stories. If I wasn't currently banned from there I'd pull out some links that would really get him riled up :lol
But yeah, it just didn't seem right. This is not the first time I've turned down sex. In all the occassions I turned it down either because the person was drunky (IE this time) or the situation was extremely desperate, and shady sounding.
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So PD has gotten closer to sex than I have...
...I'm going to go suffocate myself in Bz's tits.
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So PD has gotten closer to sex than I have...
...I'm going to go suffocate myself in Bz's tits.
But you go to parties and crap though right? I seriously don't see how you and Boogie aren't popular with women
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So PD has gotten closer to sex than I have...
...I'm going to go suffocate myself in Bz's tits.
But you go to parties and crap though right? I seriously don't see how you and Boogie aren't popular with women
I used to. Living at home now. Don't ask. :-[
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this story is probably made up, but anways, pic?
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So PD has gotten closer to sex than I have...
...I'm going to go suffocate myself in Bz's tits.
But you go to parties and crap though right? I seriously don't see how you and Boogie aren't popular with women
I used to. Living at home now. Don't ask. :-[
Living at home lolz. So I've surpassed you there too :o
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It's official.
A lot of us are more hopeless than Phoenix Dark.
Including me.
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this story is probably made up, but anways, pic?
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I didn't tell the entire truth. The truth is I hand to take her hand and lead her out my room, at which point she kissed me; we did indeed make out for some time, and I touched her up (she has a nice ass). But that's as far as I let things go. I didn't want to take advantage of her, and I'm glad I didn't since she's in my god damn class. Can you imagine how wierd that would be?
She didn't seem to remember us kissing, but if I banged her she'd no doubt remember and that would be akward
No shit.
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So PD has gotten closer to sex than I have...
...I'm going to go suffocate myself in Bz's tits.
But you go to parties and crap though right? I seriously don't see how you and Boogie aren't popular with women
I used to. Living at home now. Don't ask. :-[
Living at home lolz. So I've surpassed you there too :o
:hans2
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It's official.
A lot of us are more hopeless than Phoenix Dark.
Including me.
I've come a long ways :lol
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According to your posting history, you were online on sunday posting nonstop from ~7am until 4pm on that Sunday; you seem to imply that your date happened in the morning or maybe afternoon. You also mention that was she hungover, and people are really, really hungover after 4pm...
explain.
edit: hell, it seems you only stopped posting after 4 because you were banned?
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Well PD you could be worse off. http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?s=c8b27d9ddac0563ddf76099cff1d9a25&showtopic=76443 (http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?s=c8b27d9ddac0563ddf76099cff1d9a25&showtopic=76443)
:lol
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According to your posting history, you were online on sunday posting nonstop from ~7am until 4pm on that Sunday; you seem to imply that your date happened in the morning or maybe afternoon. You also mention that was she hungover, and people are really, really hungover after 4pm...
explain.
edit: hell, it seems you only stopped posting after 4 because you were banned?
:lol Cheebs you ain't
Yeah we met in the late afternoon. Originally I planned on meeting her around 2pm, but plans changed. I didn't expect it to fucking rain that hard, or be as cold as it was o_O
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It's official.
A lot of us are more hopeless than Phoenix Dark.
Including me.
I've come a long ways :lol
I went in the opposite direction.
but oh well.
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It's official.
A lot of us are more hopeless than Phoenix Dark.
Including me.
I've come a long ways :lol
I went in the opposite direction.
but oh well.
It's the balance of the force.
:elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant :elephant
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Shuri I checked my posts, and according to the stats my last post on Sunday was at 04:21:08 PM; I'm assuming the time zone is correct on that, although sometimes I notice the time zones change everynow and then on this board for some reason.
We met on campus around 6; she was late by about 30min though from our planned meet time. Didn't stay long due to her...conditition...so we headed off to Oasis soon after looking over our project.
I realize you guys are trying to catch me in a FlameOfCallonor lie, but it ain't going to happen. I rarely blatantly lie about shit :lol
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I once saw a 30 foot wrench, and that was the biggest tool I had ever known to exist, until I met Phoenix Dark.
So fucking true. :lol
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what the fuck?!
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Himu :-\
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bump
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She was trying to get a rebound fuck outta ya!!!
Did you ask how many beers she had? Maybe she needed beer goggles.
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Don't bump my threads :lol
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Don't bump my threads :lol
Hey, the door was open, I just walked through!!!! I'm only kidding though, I'd nail ya.
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O, PD :-\
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i didn't read pd's story but why the bump?
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Goddammit PD. I wish I hadn't read that story...
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It's to point out that Michelle's nonsense shouldn't be present and shitting up topics relating to sex.
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i didn't read pd's story but why the bump?
read the tales of sexual woes or whatever it was called reason came up for this to be brought to the public
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I am just a shy boy :-\
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I am just a shy boy :-\
Women dislike
- short men
- facts
women don't even notice
- shy men
- really short men (unless they look down) *rimshot
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Dude, she was like that because she WANTED you to take advantage. She was giving you free pass, but you were still trying to pay.
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I am just a shy boy :-\
Women dislike
- short men
- facts
women don't even notice
- shy men
- really short men (unless they look down) *rimshot
Poor me. :'(
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I read through most of this topic thinking it was all new posts until I got to a post by Miles the Burger King Experiment. :lol
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I am just a shy boy :-\
Women dislike
- short men
- facts
women don't even notice
- shy men
- really short men (unless they look down) *rimshot
-Canadians
Fixed