THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: FancyFeast on May 08, 2008, 12:37:25 AM

Title: Do you think we will see a Biopic of Miyamoto in like say, 22 years?
Post by: FancyFeast on May 08, 2008, 12:37:25 AM

I do.

It would be AMAZING.  I won't be able to relate to that genration at all at that point.  Imagine fucking loser kids acting like the gave a shit.   :lol

Title: Re: Do you think we will see a Biopic of Miyamoto in like say, 22 years?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 08, 2008, 12:57:35 AM

Isn't he someone's something of the year or something right now?

Title: Re: Do you think we will see a Biopic of Miyamoto in like say, 22 years?
Post by: Shuri on May 08, 2008, 01:14:09 AM

I can't wait for the last hour where it just shows him showing up at meetings, saying Yes or NO about some new upcoming games and leaving.

edit: and the part with awkward E3 appearances

Title: Re: Do you think we will see a Biopic of Miyamoto in like say, 22 years?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 08, 2008, 01:14:59 AM

i can't wait until they find him dead in a love hotel, a plastic bag over his head and an entire sonic game's worth of cock rings squeezing his turgid yellow member

Title: Re: Do you think we will see a Biopic of Miyamoto in like say, 22 years?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 08, 2008, 01:26:21 AM

Quote from: Shuri on May 08, 2008, 01:14:09 AM

I can't wait for the last hour where it just shows him showing up at meetings, saying Yes or NO and putting his names to games.

No, that'll be in the second act, when he becomes an alcoholic and starts using drugs, and everyone's like you're all washed up Miyamoto, it's time for you to give it up. Then, while he's contemplating suicide, he'll have this vision and return triumphantly to create The Legend of Mario: A Link to the Metroid's Past, a 90-hour sandbox RPG that ties the mythologies of every Nintendo franchise and Walt Disney into a a single, coherent storyline that even Professor Prole can't deny is the best story since the Renaissance. The novelization will win the Hugo, the Nebula, and the Pulitzer, and Miyamoto himself will direct the movie which will sweep the Academy Awards including Best Documentary. Then it will end with a compilation of clips similar to the end of Cinema Paradiso, except it will be hundreds of fanboys masturbating furiously.

Title: Re: Do you think we will see a Biopic of Miyamoto in like say, 22 years?
Post by: FancyFeast on May 08, 2008, 01:33:02 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 08, 2008, 01:14:59 AM

i can't wait until they find him dead in a love hotel, a plastic bag over his head and an entire sonic game's worth of cock rings squeezing his turgid yellow member

You have heard this as well huh?  He is a freak.

Title: Re: Do you think we will see a Biopic of Miyamoto in like say, 22 years?
Post by: Don Flamenco on May 08, 2008, 01:49:53 AM

Quote from: FancyFeast on May 08, 2008, 01:33:02 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 08, 2008, 01:14:59 AM

i can't wait until they find him dead in a love hotel, a plastic bag over his head and an entire sonic game's worth of cock rings squeezing his turgid yellow member

You have heard this as well huh?  He is a freak.

Total freak.  Pikmin is based on his anal beads.