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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on May 08, 2008, 10:54:12 PM

Title: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: TVC15 on May 08, 2008, 10:54:12 PM: At least this makes up for Indiana Jones blowing.

http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno

Various levels of NSFWness, but only snail has been bad so far.
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Eric P on May 08, 2008, 10:56:54 PM: is this...is this what smart people masturbate to?
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: TVC15 on May 08, 2008, 10:57:53 PM: Quote from: Eric P on May 08, 2008, 10:56:54 PM
is this...is this what smart people masturbate to?

ISABELLA ROSSELLINI how can you say no
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: EvilBoris on May 08, 2008, 11:01:02 PM: Ah gnats, I live too far away to view it
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: crimsondynamics on May 08, 2008, 11:01:54 PM: Quote
Greatest thing or greatest thing?

No doubt - I'd say it's the greatest thing.
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Enl on May 08, 2008, 11:05:19 PM: Mmm mommy, baby wants to fuuuck!
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: TVC15 on May 08, 2008, 11:06:15 PM: Also, interview with her concerning this:

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/05/green-porno-sta.html

I'd imagine these will be on Youtube soon enough. They are each very short.

(http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/06/fly250.jpg)
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 08, 2008, 11:48:28 PM: Liberal, tree-hugger version of furry pr0n. :usacry
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Don Flamenco on May 09, 2008, 12:05:58 AM: "and my anus would be on top of my head *squirt* ...unfortunately" :lol
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Enl on May 09, 2008, 12:14:16 AM: Quote from: ParticleReality on May 08, 2008, 11:53:56 PM
so much homo at you old people. This isn't porn you morans, this is just, well I don't know what it is exactly but I don't like it!

It's Isabella Rossellini dressed up as various insects, fucking , and with her doing a monologue about it. It's the very definition of bizarre awesomeness.
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 09, 2008, 12:44:36 AM: Wow. What the fuck.
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 09, 2008, 12:55:25 AM: I give this happening an 11 of 10 on the awesomeness scale.
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 09, 2008, 12:56:01 AM: Video doesn't work. Canadians screwed again.
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 09, 2008, 12:59:46 AM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 09, 2008, 12:56:01 AM
Video doesn't work. Canadians screwed again.

COME SOUTH AND BREATH THE SWEET AIR OF FREEDOM, MORAN

WE GOT BUGS FUCKIN DOWN HERE
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 09, 2008, 01:00:46 AM: This is probably the crowning achievment of the Internet.
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 09, 2008, 08:40:53 AM: That is the best thing I have ever seen in my life. :hyper
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: etiolate on May 09, 2008, 09:00:20 AM: male dragonfly is pimp
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Yeti on May 09, 2008, 11:16:39 AM: I'm not into scat.
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Don Flamenco on May 09, 2008, 11:32:49 AM: Quote from: ParticleReality on May 08, 2008, 11:53:56 PM
so much homo at you old people. This isn't porn you morans, this is just, well I don't know what it is exactly but I don't like it!

DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!!
(http://i28.tinypic.com/dgrk1t.jpg)
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Robo on May 09, 2008, 12:35:23 PM: THIS IS AMAZING
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 09, 2008, 01:31:28 PM: I am feeling aroused in places I never knew I had
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: jiji on May 09, 2008, 02:15:22 PM: Quote from: Kranz Fafka on May 09, 2008, 11:32:49 AM
DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!!
(http://i28.tinypic.com/dgrk1t.jpg)

HEINEKEN?! FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 09, 2008, 02:21:48 PM: thats probably the best thing shes ever done. A+
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Don Flamenco on May 09, 2008, 02:46:30 PM: Quote from: ParticleReality on May 09, 2008, 02:40:41 PM
Quote from: Kranz Fafka on May 09, 2008, 11:32:49 AM
Quote from: ParticleReality on May 08, 2008, 11:53:56 PM
so much homo at you old people. This isn't porn you morans, this is just, well I don't know what it is exactly but I don't like it!

DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!!
(http://i28.tinypic.com/dgrk1t.jpg)

Too late. I was looking at you first!

I'LL SEND YOU A LOVE LETTER, STRAIGHT FROM MY FUCKIN' HEART, FUCKER
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Mupepe on May 09, 2008, 03:00:35 PM: she was the best thing about the movie Empire
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: TVC15 on May 09, 2008, 03:06:06 PM: Lets relive past isabella greats:

[youtube=425,350]5_5sQyHnbY4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: Enl on May 09, 2008, 03:37:55 PM: Now imagine Hopper saying those lines while sucking up helium like the way Lynch originally was going to have it (before Hopper convinced him that it would make more sense to switch it to an oxygen mask).
Title: Re: Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno: Great thing or greatest thing?
Post by: jiji on May 09, 2008, 05:22:45 PM: I think it was nitrous oxide that Hopper suggested. Helium is silly, but so much creepier somehow.

BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUUUUCK