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Title: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2008, 10:10:40 PM
because EVERYTIME I go someone I know (whom I'm trying to avoid) runs into me, or I see some stupid shit happening. Today was the former.

I went to Walmart to get a mother's day card, and while I was in the crowded aisle someone put their hand on my shoulder. I turned around and there stood a 300 pound chick I didn't recognize wtf

Fat chick: Hey Maurice!
Me: Uh hi...
Fat chick: Remember me?
Me: ...I've been working all day, I don't remember anything
Fat chick: Haha I'm Angela! Remember we took bio together a couple years ago!
Me: Oh yea
Angela: You said we were going to study for the final exam at Subway remember, but you never came
Me: Oh...I wound up with enough points to pass the class without taking the final

Now, we're standing in the busiest aisle in the store and she's blocking the mother's day card shelf due to her weight. So I can't leave because I still need to get a card

Angela: So yea, I passed the class!
Me: Awesome
Angela: Looking for mother's day cards?
Me: Yes
Angela: I was looking for a card for my grandma...my mom's dead
Me: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that
Angela: Yea. Do you want to get a bite to eat on Monday? We can go to Applebees, my cousin works there
Me: Monday...oh, I'll have to check my schedule. I've been busy...
Angela: Ok, here's my email

I got home a few minutes ago and she had already sent me two emails and found my Facebook. She was kinda chubby two years ago but nothing like the orca I saw today. Is it my fault? If I had gone to Subway with her, would she have changed her diet?  :-\

(http://tinyurl.com/4ybfjm)
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 10, 2008, 10:11:18 PM
AHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2008, 10:12:41 PM
Be friends with her if she'd take you to Red Lobster. 
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: demi on May 10, 2008, 10:23:11 PM
Hit it, Maurice, you're in college, it's ok to make mistakes. Blame it on alcohol.

Look at those TITS
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 10, 2008, 10:25:30 PM
I thought black guys loved fat white chicks?
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2008, 10:32:48 PM
Not me. Thick is fine, but she's beyond that point. I'm a nice guy so I have no qualms with talking to her but there's no way I'm going to be seen in public with her.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 10, 2008, 10:34:34 PM
Not me. Thick is fine, but she's beyond that point. I'm a nice guy so I have no qualms with talking to her but there's no way I'm going to be seen in public with her.

Oh, what the fuck, PD.  I thought you were a better man than that.  I'm not saying you should date her, but "not be seen in public with her"? WTF?
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2008, 10:36:59 PM
PD doesn't want to be mistaken as one of those black guys that date white fatties for free meals at Red Lobster and Olive Garden. 
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2008, 10:37:10 PM
It sounds mean, but the whole "black dude-fat white chick" phenomena really disturbs me. It's something that's argued over all the time. If it's love and shit more power to you, but I know of way too many situations of black guys who just want to be seen with a white girl.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 10, 2008, 10:45:21 PM
It sounds mean, but the whole "black dude-fat white chick" phenomena really disturbs me. It's something that's argued over all the time. If it's love and shit more power to you, but I know of way too many situations of black guys who just want to be seen with a white girl.

Don't be so concerned about what other people think, dude.  She sounds like a beautiful person.  Let her into your heart. :heartbeat
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 10, 2008, 10:48:15 PM
It's okay, PD, I don't like to be seen in public with black people because of that whole "token black friend"  phenomena.  It sounds mean, but I know of way too many situations of white guys who just want to be seen with a black friend.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: max_cool on May 10, 2008, 10:51:00 PM
well, you could stop going to walmart.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 10, 2008, 10:52:54 PM
shit

mothers day


Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 10, 2008, 10:55:23 PM
She's a large white girl. She's probably resigned herself to the fact that the only people who seem interested in large white girls are black guys.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 10, 2008, 10:59:43 PM
Not me. Thick is fine, but she's beyond that point. I'm a nice guy so I have no qualms with talking to her but there's no way I'm going to be seen in public with her.
:rofl
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 10, 2008, 11:06:02 PM
It's okay, PD, I don't like to be seen in public with black people because of that whole "token black friend"  phenomena.  It sounds mean, but I know of way too many situations of white guys who just want to be seen with a black friend.

PD owned.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2008, 11:08:35 PM
It's okay, PD, I don't like to be seen in public with black people because of that whole "token black friend"  phenomena.  It sounds mean, but I know of way too many situations of white guys who just want to be seen with a black friend.

fuck  :lol

this is different i swear
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2008, 11:16:18 PM
IDK man, you're a black dude, she's a fat white chick, it's bound to happen.  :-\  Sorry pal.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 10, 2008, 11:18:31 PM
She looks like the fat version of Ashley Tisdale.

(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/ashley-tisdale-pirates-of-the-caribbean-dead-mans-chest-world-premiere-arrivals-Iiv5rW.jpg)
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 10, 2008, 11:24:46 PM
Go with her to Applebee's and casually drop mention of the fact that you have a girlfriend.  Problem solved.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2008, 11:26:43 PM
It's been arranged: I'm going to go to Applebees with her, but I'm bringing a wing man - a buddy of mine who was also in the bio class. problem solved
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 10, 2008, 11:36:28 PM
It's been arranged: I'm going to go to Applebees with her, but I'm bringing a wing man - a buddy of mine who was also in the bio class. problem solved

Does your buddy like fatties?
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2008, 11:39:49 PM
Dunno, he just wants some ribs, and since I owe him a favor I'll be buying his dinner smh

Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Eric P on May 11, 2008, 12:08:04 AM
i had the pleasure of taking someone from nyc to her first walmart

it was a wonderland to her

she bought a 2 camo blanket with wolves on it.

also, the fact that there was a mcdonalds in there too just blew her mind

Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 11, 2008, 12:09:51 AM
Her cousin might be okay PD  ;)
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 11, 2008, 12:14:19 AM
It's okay, PD, I don't like to be seen in public with black people because of that whole "token black friend"  phenomena.  It sounds mean, but I know of way too many situations of white guys who just want to be seen with a black friend.

:lol :lol :lol


evilbore ownage of the week!
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: abrader on May 11, 2008, 12:15:55 AM
pd - I always see you diss your dates on here.

Why so ashamed?  I mean you got pix and everything - so obvious its someone you know and like.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2008, 12:23:26 AM
She's not my date, and I'm not "ashamed" - although I do find myself wondering why fat chicks gravitate towards me. I don't act like a dick to anybody but some people have certain preferences. With respect to weight if you're thick awesome, if you're fat ehh I'm sorry. Is there anything wrong with that? I bet everyone here feels the same way
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: FatalT on May 11, 2008, 12:42:11 AM
No fat chicks.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: T234 on May 11, 2008, 12:49:34 AM
Especially ones that could eat FatalT!
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Powerslave on May 11, 2008, 12:52:25 AM
ugh, she's hideous
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: FatalT on May 11, 2008, 12:54:19 AM
Especially ones that could eat FatalT!

The one after PD could probably eat 3 of me. :(
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2008, 01:10:06 AM
FatalT with the much needed support. *high five*
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: xnikki118x on May 11, 2008, 02:36:17 AM
It sounds mean, but the whole "black dude-fat white chick" phenomena really disturbs me. It's something that's argued over all the time. If it's love and shit more power to you, but I know of way too many situations of black guys who just want to be seen with a white girl.

Today at work, there was a black dude patient and his chubby white chick girlfriend. They were having sex in his bed. They're in a hospital for crying out loud!

Obviously race has nothing to do with it, I was just reminded of it when I read this.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: tiesto on May 11, 2008, 02:43:43 AM
Fat chicks tend to gravitate towards me as well... and lately it's been desi chicks. I say you should just go for it, PD... this could be the magical one!  :-*
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: demi on May 11, 2008, 02:45:14 AM
You could probably smoosh her puss like play-doh. Go for it!!!!
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Rman on May 11, 2008, 02:51:33 AM
It's such a pervasive stereotype.  I know a black dude at school whose pretty good looking.  He could definitely go after good looking chicks, but he's dating this overweight Italian chick.  Nothing wrong with that.  He loves her.  But it's crazy how pervasive it is.  She treats him like a king BTW. 
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2008, 03:25:04 AM
It's such a pervasive stereotype.  I know a black dude at school whose pretty good looking.  He could definitely go after good looking chicks, but he's dating this overweight Italian chick.  Nothing wrong with that.  He loves her.  But it's crazy how pervasive it is.  She treats him like a king BTW. 

This man knows what I'm talking about. If that's what you like then fine, I'm not going to judge. But god damn some blacks guys will date a sack of lard just to be with a white chick, and that's jarring to me.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2008, 03:53:41 AM
PD, can you at least get some head as a test for my "fat chicks give the best blowjobs because they're always hungry" childhood theory?
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: abrader on May 11, 2008, 09:58:28 PM
She's not my date, and I'm not "ashamed" - although I do find myself wondering why fat chicks gravitate towards me. I don't act like a dick to anybody but some people have certain preferences. With respect to weight if you're thick awesome, if you're fat ehh I'm sorry. Is there anything wrong with that? I bet everyone here feels the same way

^ Didnt you just say above that you have arranged a date at Applebees?

Plus - girls who I have opinions about similar to those you expressed for the girl featured in this thread know better than to come up and say hi to me. Much less would I end up at "Applebees" with them under any circumstances. I would not even look in the direction if addressed and if the bitch touched me evasive measures would need to be taken.

At the same time girls I dont like dont think im being mean - I have just given them the "stay away" look from the first time I saw them so they have nothing to go on about.

You must have at least flirted with this girl before - and now going to suck the meat of of some BBQ ribs in front of her? Yeah sounds like a date to me.

But I was actually thinking about this for like 5 minutes over the weekend. I remember when I was a virgin id hand out with all kinds of any type of girls for experience or some shyt.

Once I got into my own on that front I didnt even bother smiling at or looking at girls who werent within the range of having a chance.

Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Candyflip on May 11, 2008, 10:13:24 PM
Is that a mustache?
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 12, 2008, 12:01:01 AM
It sounds mean, but the whole "black dude-fat white chick" phenomena really disturbs me. It's something that's argued over all the time. If it's love and shit more power to you, but I know of way too many situations of black guys who just want to be seen with a white girl.

Today at work, there was a black dude patient and his chubby white chick girlfriend. They were having sex in his bed. They're in a hospital for crying out loud!

Obviously race has nothing to do with it, I was just reminded of it when I read this.

For some reason I find the imagery hilarious.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: etiolate on May 12, 2008, 01:02:57 AM
I hate running into people from my past as well.

I remember this one chick I made out with ONCE came into my work with a kid. I didn't make any mention of the kid or how he came to be, but she made mention of "it be nice if his father would show up and do something about him" when he was misbehaving in front of my coworkers. She gave some weird look after this. I don't know if this was her trying to make it look like it was my kid as revenge for never calling her back and sort of silently dumping her, but luckily my coworkers didn't bite on the bait as they knew I was too inept with women to be knocking random ones up.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 01:05:50 AM
ditching your baby mama

smh
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2008, 01:10:35 AM
no homo: etiolet is the best looking man on EB
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: etiolate on May 12, 2008, 01:11:14 AM
IT WAS NOT MY BABY
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 01:20:00 AM
IT WAS NOT MY BABY

Yeah, right.  I think I'll wait for Maury Povich to read out the DNA test results.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2008, 01:22:46 AM
she called me about 20min ago wanting to wish my mom happy mothers day. Now, a female friend who actually knows my mom called earlier and asked to same question, and I let her talk to my mom. She knows my mom, my mom thinks I should marry this girl eventually, etc. But I don't know Angela well enough for that, so I just told her my mom was sleep. smh

This is getting out of control
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 01:23:43 AM
Has Angela actually even met your mom?  She seems so sweet to be concerned with your mom on Mother's Day.

You picked a real winner, Maurice.






































:rofl
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2008, 01:26:15 AM
No she hasn't, and since she's not a family friend it didn't seem like a good idea. My mom has actually met vamp girl (hint: she doesn't like her) and I probably wouldn't have let her talk to my mom today.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 01:26:55 AM
No she hasn't, and since she's not a family friend it didn't seem like a good idea. My mom has actually met vamp girl (hint: she doesn't like her) and I probably wouldn't have let her talk to my mom today.

Why doesn't your mom like vampgirl?  Racism?
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: etiolate on May 12, 2008, 01:28:41 AM
You should talk to her about actresses you like and make sure they are all really skinny. And also say you hate Queen Latifah.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 01:33:15 AM
Make sure all the actresses are black, too.  Like, really black.  Like Angela Bassett.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: etiolate on May 12, 2008, 01:35:14 AM
Now that I think about it, it might be easier for Maurice to go the gay route. I bet she has a handsome male friend who seems gay.  Ask her if he's single. This should get you out of the woods. Also, don't worry about the guy friend making a move in response. He is likely playing the same game.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 01:36:12 AM
Now that I think about it, it might be easier for Maurice to go the gay route. I bet she has a handsome male friend who seems gay.  Ask her if he's single. This should get you out of the woods. Also, don't worry about the guy friend making a move in response. He is likely playing the same game.


Well, duhhh, he should just ask Cheebs to come along with him.  And they could hold hands and stuff.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2008, 01:37:34 AM
No she hasn't, and since she's not a family friend it didn't seem like a good idea. My mom has actually met vamp girl (hint: she doesn't like her) and I probably wouldn't have let her talk to my mom today.

Why doesn't your mom like vampgirl?  Racism?

I dunno. She was hounding me for months, begging to meet her, so finally I decided to bring vamp girl to a family event about a month and a half ago. At first I thought it was due to religion (she's catholic) but instead my mom complained that she dressed too "revealing" - fuck, it was cold outside and she was fully clothed with some tight stuff on, nothing serious. Then she complained about how vamp girl told her she was taking a year off from school to "get her mind right."

She's been trying to get me to date one of my old classmates for awhile now. We're still friends, and I know she likes me, but I'd rather be friends, plus I doubt a relationship would work with her. I've know her for almost 7 years
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Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 01:39:01 AM
Hook me up, PD.

:drool
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Beezy on May 12, 2008, 03:38:35 AM
That chick is bad, PD. :o
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Vizzys on May 12, 2008, 03:45:20 AM

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I wear my stunna Glasses at night
so i can SO I CAN

marty james :bow
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 03:48:52 AM
PM me her facebook info, I'm gonna open a facebook account just so I can hook up with that hottie.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: BobbyRobby on May 12, 2008, 04:55:06 AM
the closest mall to campus is like this for me.  one particularly awful experience happened when I was waiting outside a dressing room door for a friend to try on a pair of jeans.  I looked over to see a girl that I used to hook up with a month or so prior.  Things had ended really awkwardly between us.  we only talked when drunk, and unsuccessfully tried to have sex 3 times. (because of my excessive adderall use and/or drinking.)

I started up a conversation that petered off after about a minute and a half.  The next four or so minutes that followed until my friend came out of the room sucked.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Bloodwake on May 12, 2008, 09:35:39 AM
I hate to say it but I've been in similar situations that PD has been. But before we get to those:

WAL-MART FUCKING SUCKS

I ALWAYS run into someone I hate talking to. For example, some girl I had a crush on my sophomore year of high school but wizened up because she was in middle school and already fucking everyone with a dick. I run into her a lot. I run into teachers or people from the church I used to go to a lot as well. Totally inconvenient. Plus, in addition to that, Wal-Mart fucking sucks in general. Everyone that works there is inconsiderate because their jobs are shitty. None of them exert an effort into helping you find anything, and none of them have an accurate knowledge of the inventory in their own sections. It's amazing how many times I've pointed out items that they've clearly told me on the phone they didn't have because they were too lazy to get up off of their asses and check. Plus, Wal-Mart rapes a community. My hometown is trying to get people to come back to downtown, which was destroyed by Wal-Mart. There's a reason that certain cities won't let Wal-Mart have a store.

Yeah, in high school, there would be these ugly churchgoing girls who would follow me around all the time, talking about Jesus and hitting on me. Totally awkward.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: balikeye on May 12, 2008, 04:20:49 PM
It's amazing how many times I've pointed out items that they've clearly told me on the phone they didn't have because they were too lazy to get up off of their asses and check.

So you call ahead just to see if they are going to lie about having an item or not?  ???
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: tiesto on May 12, 2008, 05:00:31 PM
Amber, mention gyms a lot around her, talk about how you go to the gym at school and love going on the treadmill and then just mention all these outdoorsy, athletic activities (biking, jogging, etc)... she will probably lose interest in you and stop talking to you since she will get the hint. This is how I get rid of fatties.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Bloodwake on May 12, 2008, 06:26:52 PM
It's amazing how many times I've pointed out items that they've clearly told me on the phone they didn't have because they were too lazy to get up off of their asses and check.

So you call ahead just to see if they are going to lie about having an item or not?  ???

No. I call ahead because I'm usually with a group of people who are all like WAL MART SUCKS LETS NOT GO THERE UNLESS WE HAVE TO so I call ahead after hearing tons and tons of bitching. Then later someone else finds a reason to go and, voila, there's the item I wanted.

One of the more epic times I did this, I was asking for a Blu-ray movie. I said the sentence extra slow and emphasized BLU-RAY so that they might comprehend me. They told me they didn't have Blu-ray movies at all.

Of course, they did have Blu-ray movies.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Pharmacy on May 12, 2008, 06:31:02 PM
maaaaaan mom made go outside today.......iwas listening to my linkin park cd and mom busts in and goes like "hey go to walmart for me deary!!" and i was like "did you SEE the fucking do not enter sign on the door??????" (obv i didnt say fucking cos shed go nuts lol...)

so im at walmart and a girl SPEAKS TO M e, i was so nerhvous......."crawling in my skin, these wounds they will heal...NAAAT" - borat,
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Powerslave on May 12, 2008, 06:31:14 PM
Amber, mention gyms a lot around her, talk about how you go to the gym at school and love going on the treadmill and then just mention all these outdoorsy, athletic activities (biking, jogging, etc)... she will probably lose interest in you and stop talking to you since she will get the hint. This is how I get rid of fatties.

Haha, he could ask her if she works out :lol

Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2008, 08:14:23 PM
I'm getting ready to head to Applebees. Wish me luck  :'(
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2008, 08:16:04 PM
thanks for putting my depressing dating life in perspective
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2008, 08:20:42 PM
dude

1. you're educated
2. you have a good job
3. you aren't ugly; granted you aren't good looking but chicks don't care as much about that

I refuse to believe you can't bag a black square glasses wearin, coffe slurpin, literary type chick who may or may not take showers regularly
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: demi on May 12, 2008, 08:25:41 PM
dude

1. you're educated
2. you have a good job
3. you aren't ugly; granted you aren't good looking but chicks don't care as much about that

I refuse to believe you can't bag a black square glasses wearin, coffe slurpin, literary type chick who may or may not take showers regularly

He's going to Japan, you can throw all of that out the window, he'll be slapping skins within a week
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2008, 09:24:13 PM
I refuse to believe you can't bag a black square glasses wearin, coffe slurpin, literary type chick who may or may not take showers regularly

that's the problem, I am irresistable to the type of woman I don't want to bag. :(
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Eric P on May 12, 2008, 09:32:20 PM
I refuse to believe you can't bag a black square glasses wearin, coffe slurpin, literary type chick who may or may not take showers regularly

that's the problem, I am irresistable to the type of woman I don't want to bag. :(

those are the most fun

"you know nothing of my existential suffering!"

then you dookiechute them listening to the Can-Can
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2008, 11:13:24 PM
Just got back from Applebees. Overall it wasn't a total disaster despite her trying to feed me and my friend. As expected I got more than a few annoying stares from people  :-\

She ordered a big plate of ribs and shrimp. After I finished my food she picked up a rib and put it all in my face, telling me to eat it. I refused so she stuffed it in her mouth, then did her best Anastasia Blue impression as she licked her fingers. I admit, I got a boner despite being disgusted with myself

After dinner she wanted to go to Borders but I told her I had a doctor's appointment and bailed out. My friend decided to go to Borders with her instead, which is disturbing. I think he's going to bang her tonight  :lol
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: demi on May 12, 2008, 11:16:03 PM
smh PD... that could have been it
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 12, 2008, 11:19:04 PM
you told her you had a doctor's appointment? at like 8 PM at night? smh at your pathetic excuses
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: FatalT on May 12, 2008, 11:29:44 PM
you told her you had a doctor's appointment? at like 8 PM at night? smh at your pathetic excuses

Dude, she was deep-throating her barbecue sauce covered fingers. A doctor's appointment is a completely legitimate excuse in that situation.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 12, 2008, 11:34:03 PM
I'd watch out for your friend, he'll probably get his dick eaten off now.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Bloodwake on May 13, 2008, 03:31:01 PM
I'd watch out for your friend, he'll probably get his dick eaten off now.

NOM NOM NOM
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Bloodwake on May 13, 2008, 03:31:36 PM
thanks for putting my depressing dating life in perspective

rofl.

Yeah, really.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: crimsondynamics on May 13, 2008, 03:53:36 PM
I've always held the motto, "try everything in life, and what you like, try again."

I've hit up two fatties in my time. No, thanks. Neither time worked.

You don't have to go and bang her Amber Lambchops, but if you two didn't really weren't buddies, apart from sharing bio class, why even bother? It's not like you've been looking for this opportunity.

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Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Laramie on May 13, 2008, 04:02:47 PM
"Hey Maurice, it's 1:30 a.m. and I'm too scared to walk back to my Michigan apartment all alone, can I stay here?"

"Sorry doll, I've got to be to the dentists in a half hour."
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: FatalT on May 13, 2008, 04:12:28 PM
"Hey Maurice, it's 1:30 a.m. and I'm too scared to walk back to my Michigan apartment all alone, can I stay here?"

"Sorry doll, I've got to be to the dentists in a half hour."

He said doctor's appointment. There are doctors that have late hours. It could be anything, STD check, emergency care check-up.
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Laramie on May 13, 2008, 04:14:16 PM
"Hey Maurice, it's 1:30 a.m. and I'm too scared to walk back to my Michigan apartment all alone, can I stay here?"

"Sorry doll, I'm being tested for hepatitis in a half hour."
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: Bloodwake on May 13, 2008, 04:16:10 PM
"Hey Maurice, it's 1:30 a.m. and I'm too scared to walk back to my Michigan apartment all alone, can I stay here?"

"Sorry doll, I'm being tested for hepatitis in a half hour."

:rofl
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: FatalT on May 13, 2008, 04:17:36 PM
"Hey Maurice, it's 1:30 a.m. and I'm too scared to walk back to my Michigan apartment all alone, can I stay here?"

"Sorry doll, I'm being tested for hepatitis in a half hour."

That works, especially after being with hambeast. THUMBS UP!
Title: Re: I hate going to Walmart
Post by: aoi tsuki on May 13, 2008, 08:00:53 PM
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Daaaaamn, Blossom got fat.