THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlueTsunami on May 11, 2008, 03:24:27 AM
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Buddy of my cousin went there today. $90 for the whole shebang (you get a sensual massage which makes up a good amount of the price). I didn't go because I'm not a 50 year old Bachelor. She fingered his bootyhole and no this isn't a The Wonder Years fanfic.
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i'm confused :lol
are you saying there's a happy ending involved?
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if I pay extra can i avoid a finger in my ass
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i'm confused :lol
are you saying there's a happy ending involved?
Oh yeah. Only overweight retired Firefighters/Policemen and upstanding citizens go there. Ok, heres how it plays out
-You go into a que room with other weirdos waiting for the massage (pay $60)
-You can ignore them but one of the dudes wink wink nudged nudged my cousins buddy about the "sensual massage". He said to us that he didn't want to talk about jizzing with a middle aged man.
-You then go to a sauna and sweat it out
-A randomly picked asian woman of varying age comes out and throws you in the showers and proceeds to rip off your towel.
-This brings on the "Sensual Shower/Bath" where she cleans every part of your body (yes even the butthole!)
-She then massages you
-She then suds your balls up and AWAY YOU GO!
*Getting into the "Too much information" area but appearently hes gone here before and let out a Peter North explosion on the unsuspecting Asian chick, all ova her face
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you didn't answer my question. you act like a call girl wary of the cops: is it a handjob or NOT :punch
who cares about balls
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Why do you have to be 50 year old retired man? Maybe I just want a nice massage.
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you didn't answer my question. you act like a call girl wary of the cops: is it a handjob or NOT :punch
who cares about balls
You're not this stupid are you
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you didn't answer my question. you act like a call girl wary of the cops: is it a handjob or NOT :punch
who cares about balls
THE HANDJOB OF YOUR L4FE
They seriously go to town. The first time I've seen a real live establishment like this. Oh and the building has NO WINDOWS. its hilarious
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Wow. There are some places like this in Michigan, but they're far away and rather seedy. To make matters worse there are some with ambiguous service; one person might say they give full body massages, others say they don't. there's no way in hell i'm embarrassing myself by asking for one and whoops, they don't offer it. that would probably destroy me
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That wouldn't be a problem if you ever went back... it's not like it will be the same person running the register. SMH at your insecurity
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Wow. There are some places like this in Michigan, but they're far away and rather seedy. To make matters worse there are some with ambiguous service; one person might say they give full body massages, others say they don't. there's no way in hell i'm embarrassing myself by asking for one and whoops, they don't offer it. that would probably destroy me
From the sounds of it, this place you dont' even ask. They commence the operation and its your job as a sexual deviant to say "NAY" or "AUUUUUUUAHGHGHGHAUAH"
That wouldn't be a problem if you ever went back... it's not like it will be the same person running the register. SMH at your insecurity
Demi :bow
And depending how superficially hot you are, they may let you go to town on them too! Oh lord! this underground world may breaketh me
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There was a place like this in my town, but I didn't know about it until it got raided by the 5-0. :(
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We're thinking about bringing my cousins 18 year old cousin to it (just turned 18). Hes a little less mature for his age (due to his father sheltering him). We want to see how he'll handle it all :lol
We're not sure if an 18 year old can go to such place though but does that even matter when the whole base operations of the place is illegal itself? :lol
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We're not sure if an 18 year old can go to such place though but does that even matter when the whole base operations of the place is illegal itself? :lol
weeds has an episode on this
watch it
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So many shows I need to watch. Weeds always sounded interesting
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:lol
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So apparently Massachusetts has "Purto Riken" spelling bee champions.
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Its Perto Rhico motha fool!
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I'm on way to Rhode Island RIGHT NOW
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:o
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We're not sure if an 18 year old can go to such place though but does that even matter when the whole base operations of the place is illegal itself? :lol
weeds has an episode on this
watch it
weeds had a 12 year old.
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yes and?
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I wish there was a Massage Parlor that had asian women in School Rumble Cosplay :hyper