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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on May 12, 2008, 01:44:48 AM

Title: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 12, 2008, 01:44:48 AM: I was speeding on my way to work today, got pulled over, and received a $300 ticket. After calling myself a moron 500 times while sitting in the Ford parking lot, I proceeded to lock my keys inside the car. I managed to arrive at my desk one minute early, only to forget to punch in my timecard. After punching my card fifteen minutes later, and calling myself a moron an additional 500 times, I received an irate telephone call over a mistake I made yesterday (technically I didn't make the mistake but it was made under my screen name). But that's OK because I made several giant mistakes of my own today: I mixed up paperwork and signed off on something I shouldn't have. But hey, I only wrote my signature four times . . . they can't trace it back to me, right? If they do, I'm back to being jobless.

I also received two paper cuts and paid $70 for gas, but that's pushing it.
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 01:47:00 AM: poor malek
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 12, 2008, 01:47:43 AM: Quote from: Ichi on May 12, 2008, 01:47:00 AM
poor malek

poor malek. :gloomy
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2008, 01:48:53 AM: god is testing you
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 12, 2008, 01:52:27 AM: Jesus man.

Want a hug?
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2008, 02:06:46 AM: Brutal. Sorry to hear that, man. :(

BTW, I reported some of your posts to the moderators, and Wilco said he was probably going to have to permaban you.
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 02:09:55 AM: Also, I forgot to wear a condom last time we were together and the doctor just told me I have an extremely virulent (and contagious) case of gonorrhea. :(
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2008, 02:11:23 AM: Quote from: Ichi on May 12, 2008, 02:09:55 AM
Also, I forgot to wear a condom last time we were together and the doctor just told me I have an extremely virulent (and contagious) case of gonorrhea. :(

Also he might be pregnant.
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 02:12:23 AM: Oh, and Synbios told me he e-mailed pictures of his micropenis to your boss using your e-mail account.

Sorry Malek :(
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 12, 2008, 02:12:49 AM: Quote from: Ichi on May 12, 2008, 02:09:55 AM
Also, I forgot to wear a condom last time we were together and the doctor just told me I have an extremely virulent (and contagious) case of gonorrhea. :(
That sucks, because my doctor said, "BAM you have AIDS!" when I saw him last Tuesday.

I warned you to wear a condom.
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 12, 2008, 02:14:34 AM: Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 12, 2008, 01:48:53 AM
god is testing you

Since I turned my brain off today, I considered this to be an actual possibility. But it's more likely that I should act and behave more rationality, then I wouldn't bring problems on myself.

Quote from: Father_Mike on May 12, 2008, 01:52:27 AM
Jesus man.

Want a hug?

:interracial
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 02:15:25 AM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 12, 2008, 02:12:49 AM
Quote from: Ichi on May 12, 2008, 02:09:55 AM
Also, I forgot to wear a condom last time we were together and the doctor just told me I have an extremely virulent (and contagious) case of gonorrhea. :(
That sucks, because my doctor said, "BAM you have AIDS!" when I saw him last Tuesday.

I warned you to wear a condom.

Oh, yeah, I gave you the AIDS too. :(
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 12, 2008, 02:17:04 AM: Quote from: Ichi on May 12, 2008, 02:15:25 AM
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 12, 2008, 02:12:49 AM
Quote from: Ichi on May 12, 2008, 02:09:55 AM
Also, I forgot to wear a condom last time we were together and the doctor just told me I have an extremely virulent (and contagious) case of gonorrhea. :(
That sucks, because my doctor said, "BAM you have AIDS!" when I saw him last Tuesday.

I warned you to wear a condom.

Oh, yeah, I gave you the AIDS too. :(

:gloomy

If only Himuro didn't rip you off, you could have afforded those condoms. Hope you're happy Himuro!
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 02:18:21 AM: Himuro was the one who gave me the AIDS when he fucked me over.
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 12, 2008, 02:19:22 AM: Quote from: Ichi on May 12, 2008, 02:18:21 AM
Himuro was the one who gave me the AIDS when he fucked me over.

So he gave you something after all.
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2008, 02:23:08 AM: :lol
Title: Re: Mamma said there'd be days like this
Post by: xnikki118x on May 12, 2008, 02:43:28 AM: :rofl