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Title: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Tieno on May 12, 2008, 09:40:54 AM
http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html Now I know what I yam.
Stolen from GAF!

1.    Secular Humanism (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (83%)
4.    Theravada Buddhism (80%)
5.    Neo-Pagan (74%)
6.    Nontheist (72%)
7.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
8.    New Age (58%)
9.    Orthodox Quaker (52%)
10.    Reform Judaism (52%)
11.    Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
12.    Taoism (50%)
13.    Scientology (41%)
14.    Jainism (39%)
15.    Bahá'í Faith (38%)
16.    New Thought (37%)
17.    Sikhism (33%)
18.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)
19.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%)
20.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (28%)
21.    Seventh Day Adventist (28%)
22.    Islam (26%)
23.    Orthodox Judaism (26%)
24.    Hinduism (25%)
25.    Jehovah's Witness (20%)
26.    Eastern Orthodox (16%)
27.    Roman Catholic (16%)
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: huckleberry on May 12, 2008, 09:54:50 AM
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1.    Secular Humanism  (100%)
2.    Nontheist (96%)
3.    Theravada Buddhism (93%)
4.    Neo-Pagan (87%)
5.    Unitarian Universalism (81%)
6.    Liberal Quakers (64%)
7.    Taoism (60%)
8.    Mahayana Buddhism (56%)
9.    New Age (46%)
10.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (45%)
11.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (45%)
12.    Bahá'í Faith (43%)
13.    Jainism (43%)
14.    Orthodox Quaker (43%)
15.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
16.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)
17.    Eastern Orthodox (37%)
18.    Islam (37%)
19.    New Thought (37%)
20.    Orthodox Judaism (37%)
21.    Reform Judaism (37%)
22.    Roman Catholic (37%)
23.    Scientology (37%)
24.    Sikhism (37%)
25.    Hinduism (25%)
26.    Jehovah's Witness (12%)
27.    Seventh Day Adventist (12%)

Not sure what any of mine means though. 


I like the sound of 'Liberal Quaker' though!!  Sounds fucking badass.
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Eric P on May 12, 2008, 09:55:01 AM


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1.    Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2.    Secular Humanism (99%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (96%)
4.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)
5.    Neo-Pagan (86%)
6.    New Age (74%)
7.    Nontheist (71%)
8.    Reform Judaism (70%)
9.    Theravada Buddhism (67%)
10.    Sikhism (62%)
11.    Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
12.    Scientology (53%)
13.    New Thought (50%)
14.    Taoism (50%)
15.    Bahá'í Faith (47%)
16.    Hinduism (47%)
17.    Orthodox Quaker (47%)
18.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
19.    Jainism (37%)
20.    Eastern Orthodox (36%)
21.    Roman Catholic (36%)
22.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)
23.    Islam (33%)
24.    Orthodox Judaism (33%)
25.    Seventh Day Adventist (33%)
26.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (23%)
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: treythemovie on May 12, 2008, 09:59:10 AM
1. Secular Humanism (100%)


which is basically a progressive atheist
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Powerslave on May 12, 2008, 10:00:51 AM
I am Metal.
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: pilonv1 on May 12, 2008, 10:35:29 AM
secular humanist here

everyone listen to point of inquiry - www.pointofinquiry.org
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2008, 11:13:39 AM
I am Metal.

:rock
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Powerslave on May 12, 2008, 11:19:52 AM
We believe in Odin and Thor don't we TT? :rock
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: lordmaji on May 12, 2008, 12:20:05 PM
I believe The Black Parade will envelope me into it's dark embrace and carry into the night.

Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2008, 12:24:39 PM
We believe in Odin and Thor don't we TT? :rock

I just wanna see Thor fight the Hulk.  :rock  I've got Norse blood in me!  :punch :rock
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Powerslave on May 12, 2008, 12:25:52 PM
I wanna suck Sleipnir's cock :punch :rock




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Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2008, 12:28:28 PM
I wanna suck Sleipnir's cock :punch :rock




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Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2008, 12:40:07 PM
Apparently I'm 100% a Liberal Quaker.  Sounded about right too.  O.o
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2008, 12:41:19 PM
Apparently I'm 100% a Liberal Quaker.  Sounded about right too.  O.o

I'll be the quaker oats, you be the brown sugar, you dig?   :-*  :hump
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 12, 2008, 12:43:19 PM
1.  Theravada Buddhism (100%)  
2.  Unitarian Universalism (92%)  
3.  Neo-Pagan (91%)  
4.  Liberal Quakers (85%)  
5.  Mahayana Buddhism (85%)  
6.  Jainism (82%)  
7.  Secular Humanism (80%)  
8.  New Age (76%)  
9.  Taoism (75%)  
10.  Orthodox Quaker (75%)  
11.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)  
12.  Nontheist (60%)  
13.  Reform Judaism (59%)  
14.  Sikhism (56%)  
15.  Bahá'í Faith (55%)  
16.  Hinduism (49%)  
17.  Orthodox Judaism (45%)  
18.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (44%)  
19.  Islam (41%)  
20.  Seventh Day Adventist (40%)  
21.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)  
22.  Scientology (39%)  
23.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)  
24.  New Thought (33%)  
25.  Jehovah's Witness (19%)  
26.  Eastern Orthodox (16%)  
27.  Roman Catholic (16%
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Tauntaun on May 12, 2008, 12:45:38 PM
1.  Theravada Buddhism (100%) 

This is because you like to think a lot and play a lot of RTS'.  You're like the Pwnerer.  :heart
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: huckleberry on May 12, 2008, 01:09:17 PM
Apparently I'm 100% a Liberal Quaker.  Sounded about right too.  O.o


Hey Mupepe lets start a Liberal Quaker gang.
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: jiji on May 12, 2008, 01:24:46 PM
1.    Secular Humanism  (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (88%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (80%)
4.    Neo-Pagan (72%)
5.    Nontheist (71%)
6.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%)
7.    Theravada Buddhism (64%)
8.    Orthodox Quaker (59%)
9.    Taoism (58%)
10.    New Age (57%)

Yep.  I took this years ago and got about the same results.  Those Liberal Quakers are always near the top of my list.

I'm a better match for Scientology than for Mormonism.   :-*
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2008, 01:45:32 PM
Apparently I'm 100% a Liberal Quaker.  Sounded about right too.  O.o


Hey Mupepe lets start a Liberal Quaker gang.
I'm down.  We'll eat oatmeal and wear awesome hats.
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: abrader on May 12, 2008, 01:48:07 PM
I am circumcised yes.

Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 12, 2008, 01:51:48 PM
1.  Theravada Buddhism (100%)  

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/haha-1.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: huckleberry on May 12, 2008, 01:53:21 PM
Apparently I'm 100% a Liberal Quaker.  Sounded about right too.  O.o


Hey Mupepe lets start a Liberal Quaker gang.
I'm down.  We'll eat oatmeal and wear awesome hats.


We're  gonna be like Kung Lao from Mortal Kombat who throws his hat and kills people.  We will mow down all the non believers with the razer sharp brims of out Quaker hats...all the while with big smiles on our faces.
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2008, 01:58:11 PM
Apparently I'm 100% a Liberal Quaker.  Sounded about right too.  O.o


Hey Mupepe lets start a Liberal Quaker gang.
I'm down.  We'll eat oatmeal and wear awesome hats.


We're  gonna be like Kung Lao from Mortal Kombat who throws his hat and kills people.  We will mow down all the non believers with the razer sharp brims of out Quaker hats...all the while with big smiles on our faces.
How would we justify it though?  We can't say we believe Satan caused their actions since Satan doesn't cause misery or cause people to do terrible things.  I guess we can just be flat out honest and say we're doing "spring cleaning" with our society. 

Also, our hair will be awesome.  And we can play Viva Pinata and say "Look at the greatness that man can create when we utilize the spirit of God within us all."

Man, we will rock.
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 12, 2008, 02:03:47 PM
Secular Humanists in the house!
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: huckleberry on May 12, 2008, 02:04:29 PM
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How would we justify it though?  We can't say we believe Satan caused their actions since Satan doesn't cause misery or cause people to do terrible things.  I guess we can just be flat out honest and say we're doing "spring cleaning" with our society. 

Also, our hair will be awesome.  And we can play Viva Pinata and say "Look at the greatness that man can create when we utilize the spirit of God within us all."

Man, we will rock.


 :bow "spring cleaning" :bow2

 I like the way you think Mupepe.
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 12, 2008, 02:12:45 PM
1.    Nontheist  (100%)
2.    Secular Humanism (92%)
3.    Theravada Buddhism (87%)
4.    Unitarian Universalism (76%)
5.    Neo-Pagan (75%)
6.    Liberal Quakers (55%)
7.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (55%)
8.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (51%)
9.    Reform Judaism (51%)
10.    Sikhism (51%)
11.    Taoism (49%)
12.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (46%)
13.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (46%)
14.    Eastern Orthodox (46%)
15.    Islam (46%)
16.    New Thought (46%)
17.    Orthodox Judaism (46%)
18.    Roman Catholic (46%)
19.    Scientology (46%)
20.    Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
21.    Hinduism (35%)
22.    New Age (34%)
23.    Orthodox Quaker (30%)
24.    Bahá'í Faith (25%)
25.    Jainism (25%)
26.    Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (20%)
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2008, 02:14:44 PM
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How would we justify it though?  We can't say we believe Satan caused their actions since Satan doesn't cause misery or cause people to do terrible things.  I guess we can just be flat out honest and say we're doing "spring cleaning" with our society. 

Also, our hair will be awesome.  And we can play Viva Pinata and say "Look at the greatness that man can create when we utilize the spirit of God within us all."

Man, we will rock.


 :bow "spring cleaning" :bow2

 I like the way you think Mupepe.
(http://www.quakerranter.org/pics/july-04-034.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: ConfusingJazz on May 12, 2008, 05:27:55 PM
100% Secular Humanist, cause thats how I roll: without supernatural forces and let physics be my wingman.
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 12, 2008, 06:39:09 PM
1.    Orthodox Judaism (100%) (http://i28.tinypic.com/2arn68.gif)
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: jiji on May 12, 2008, 06:41:46 PM
It's time for a secular humanist smiley.  It should be Kurt Vonnegut.  :-*
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Vizzys on May 12, 2008, 07:09:59 PM
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1.    Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2.    Theravada Buddhism (98%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (87%)
4.    Secular Humanism (87%)
5.    Neo-Pagan (84%)
6.    Taoism (73%)
7.    Mahayana Buddhism (65%)
8.    Nontheist (65%)
9.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
10.    New Age (58%)
11.    Orthodox Quaker (54%)
12.    Jainism (52%)
13.    Bahá'í Faith (43%)
14.    Reform Judaism (43%)
15.    Sikhism (43%)
16.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%)
17.    Hinduism (32%)
18.    Seventh Day Adventist (30%)
19.    Orthodox Judaism (28%)
20.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)
21.    New Thought (19%)
22.    Eastern Orthodox (17%)
23.    Islam (17%)
24.    Roman Catholic (17%)
25.    Scientology (15%)
26.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (10%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (10%)

...
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: elektrikluv on May 12, 2008, 07:42:50 PM
1.    Secular Humanism  (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (77%)
4.    Nontheist (76%)
5.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)
6.    Theravada Buddhism (66%)
7.    Neo-Pagan (65%)
8.    Reform Judaism (52%)
9.    Taoism (51%)
10.    New Age (49%)
11.    Orthodox Quaker (44%)
12.    Sikhism (42%)
13.    Mahayana Buddhism (41%)
14.    Scientology (38%)
15.    New Thought (35%)
16.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)
17.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)
18.    Seventh Day Adventist (29%)
19.    Bahá'í Faith (29%)
20.    Jainism (27%)
21.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (27%)
22.    Hinduism (26%)
23.    Eastern Orthodox (23%)
24.    Islam (23%)
25.    Orthodox Judaism (23%)
26.    Roman Catholic (23%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (18%)
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2008, 08:00:35 PM
1.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2.    Liberal Quakers (79%)
3.    Orthodox Quaker (78%)
4.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (74%)
5.    Unitarian Universalism (66%)
6.    Bahá'í Faith (65%)
7.    Reform Judaism (64%)
8.    Eastern Orthodox (49%)
9.    Roman Catholic (49%)
10.    Seventh Day Adventist (48%)
11.    Secular Humanism (48%)
12.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (47%)
13.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (46%)
14.    Islam (46%)
15.    Orthodox Judaism (46%)
16.    Neo-Pagan (44%)
17.    New Age (44%)
18.    Taoism (44%)
19.    Sikhism (39%)
20.    Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
21.    Theravada Buddhism (38%)
22.    Nontheist (38%)
23.    New Thought (35%)
24.    Scientology (31%)
25.    Jehovah's Witness (26%)
26.    Jainism (25%)
27.    Hinduism (6%)

smh
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 12, 2008, 08:03:06 PM
1.  Neo-Pagan (100%)  
2.  Unitarian Universalism (97%)  
3.  New Age (93%)  
4.  Liberal Quakers (90%)  
5.  Mahayana Buddhism (82%)  
6.  Taoism (81%)  
7.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)  
8.  Secular Humanism (71%)  
9.  Theravada Buddhism (68%)  
10.  New Thought (67%)  
11.  Reform Judaism (65%)  
12.  Scientology (65%)  
13.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)  
14.  Bahá'í Faith (55%)  
15.  Nontheist (53%)  
16.  Sikhism (51%)  
17.  Jainism (47%)  
18.  Hinduism (41%)  
19.  Orthodox Quaker (41%)  
20.  Orthodox Judaism (33%)  
21.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (30%)  
22.  Islam (23%)  
23.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (21%)  
24.  Seventh Day Adventist (18%)  
25.  Eastern Orthodox (14%)  
26.  Roman Catholic (14%)  
27.  Jehovah's Witness (0%)  

I love that Jehovah's Witness is at 0% for me. Good times
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Boogie on May 12, 2008, 08:30:35 PM
Gee, this is only the 487th time I've taken this test online.

This time:

1.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%) 
2.  Orthodox Quaker (96%) 
3.  Eastern Orthodox (93%) 
4.  Roman Catholic (93%) 
5.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (93%) 
6.  Seventh Day Adventist (91%) 
7.  Liberal Quakers (78%) 
8.  Bahá'í Faith (71%) 
9.  Reform Judaism (69%) 
10.  Sikhism (69%) 
11.  Orthodox Judaism (67%) 
12.  Unitarian Universalism (64%) 
13.  Islam (57%) 
14.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (49%) 
15.  Hinduism (44%) 
16.  Neo-Pagan (44%) 
17.  Jainism (36%) 
18.  New Age (34%) 
19.  Mahayana Buddhism (32%) 
20.  Theravada Buddhism (32%) 
21.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%) 
22.  Scientology (29%) 
23.  Taoism (27%) 
24.  Secular Humanism (24%) 
25.  Jehovah's Witness (24%) 
26.  New Thought (23%) 
27.  Nontheist (17%) 

Y'all be a bunch of filthy heathens!
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: elektrikluv on May 12, 2008, 08:43:58 PM


I love that Jehovah's Witness is at 0% for me. Good times

But you have Scientology at 65%  :D
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 12, 2008, 09:10:11 PM


I love that Jehovah's Witness is at 0% for me. Good times

But you have Scientology at 65%  :D


I didn't even notice that :-\  :(

Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: TVC15 on May 12, 2008, 09:16:48 PM
1.    Secular Humanism  (100%)
2.    Nontheist (94%)
3.    Unitarian Universalism (93%)
4.    Theravada Buddhism (75%)
5.    Neo-Pagan (70%)
6.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)
7.    Liberal Quakers (64%)
8.    Reform Judaism (55%)
9.    New Thought (48%)
10.    Scientology (48%)
11.    Taoism (46%)
12.    New Age (41%)
13.    Mahayana Buddhism (40%)
14.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (39%)
15.    Sikhism (38%)
16.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (35%)
17.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (31%)
18.    Eastern Orthodox (31%)
19.    Islam (31%)
20.    Orthodox Judaism (31%)
21.    Roman Catholic (31%)
22.    Bahá'í Faith (24%)
23.    Hinduism (24%)
24.    Orthodox Quaker (24%)
25.    Jainism (17%)
26.    Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (13%)
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 12, 2008, 09:38:08 PM
1.  Liberal Quakers (100%) 
2.  Orthodox Quaker (93%) 
3.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (91%) 
4.  Unitarian Universalism (87%) 
5.  Reform Judaism (72%) 
6.  Bahá'í Faith (71%) 
7.  Seventh Day Adventist (68%) 
8.  Theravada Buddhism (66%) 
9.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (62%) 
10.  Secular Humanism (61%) 
11.  Taoism (59%) 
12.  Mahayana Buddhism (59%) 
13.  Sikhism (59%) 
14.  Jainism (58%) 
15.  Orthodox Judaism (57%) 
16.  Neo-Pagan (57%) 
17.  Eastern Orthodox (54%) 
18.  Islam (54%) 
19.  New Age (54%) 
20.  Roman Catholic (54%) 
21.  Nontheist (44%) 
22.  Hinduism (39%) 
23.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (33%) 
24.  Scientology (33%) 
25.  New Thought (33%) 
26.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (22%) 
27.  Jehovah's Witness (16%) 

I love how half of us are Quakers.  :-*
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 12, 2008, 10:04:49 PM
Why am I the only nontheist (atheist)? Why didn't I get secular humanist? Is it because I have no faith in god or humankind?
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: TVC15 on May 12, 2008, 10:23:23 PM
Why am I the only nontheist (atheist)? Why didn't I get secular humanist? Is it because I have no faith in god or humankind?

I dunno.  I'm not a humanist.  I don't like people.  I want to be a nontheist, too.
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: etiolate on May 12, 2008, 10:25:14 PM
      
   
1.    Orthodox Quaker (100%)
2.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (76%)
4.    Eastern Orthodox (72%)
5.    Roman Catholic (72%)
6.    Seventh Day Adventist (70%)
7.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (69%)
8.    Unitarian Universalism (61%)
9.    Sikhism (59%)
10.    Hinduism (57%)
11.    Orthodox Judaism (54%)
12.    Theravada Buddhism (52%)
13.    Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
14.    Reform Judaism (50%)
15.    Bahá'í Faith (49%)
16.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)
17.    Islam (46%)
18.    Neo-Pagan (46%)
19.    Taoism (45%)
20.    Jainism (43%)
21.    Secular Humanism (41%)
22.    New Age (39%)
23.    Jehovah's Witness (37%)
24.    Nontheist (25%)
25.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (21%)
26.    New Thought (21%)
27.    Scientology (21%)
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 12, 2008, 10:29:13 PM
We are our own gods.
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: etiolate on May 12, 2008, 10:31:37 PM


I love that Jehovah's Witness is at 0% for me. Good times

But you have Scientology at 65%  :D


I didn't even notice that :-\  :(



You're the biggest Scientologist so far!



Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: lordmaji on May 12, 2008, 11:47:40 PM

1.    Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2.    Liberal Quakers (97%)
3.    Neo-Pagan (94%)
4.    Secular Humanism (91%)
5.    New Age (88%)
6.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)
7.    Mahayana Buddhism (78%)
8.    Theravada Buddhism (66%)
9.    Orthodox Quaker (64%)
10.    Reform Judaism (63%)
11.    Sikhism (63%)
12.    Taoism (62%)
13.    Jainism (61%)
14.    Bahá'í Faith (59%)
15.    Nontheist (57%)
16.    Hinduism (50%)
17.    Scientology (45%)
18.    New Thought (40%)
19.    Orthodox Judaism (38%)
20.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
21.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (35%)
22.    Islam (35%)
23.    Seventh Day Adventist (35%)
24.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (33%)
25.    Eastern Orthodox (26%)
26.    Roman Catholic (26%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (20%)

hrmmm new term to me I suppose.  ???
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: etiolate on May 12, 2008, 11:51:07 PM
unitarian universalism is a fancy way of saying hippie
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: lordmaji on May 12, 2008, 11:52:57 PM
unitarian universalism is a fancy way of saying hippie

Want to smoke some weed mannnnn? :P
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: TVC15 on May 12, 2008, 11:54:07 PM
unitarian universalism is a fancy way of saying hippie

Going by Wiki, it looks like Liberal Quakers are pretty much the same thing, too. 
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: etiolate on May 12, 2008, 11:58:06 PM
liberal quaker is hippie minus the extra gods

unless it is uber liberal
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: TVC15 on May 13, 2008, 12:02:59 AM
liberal quaker is hippie minus the extra gods

unless it is uber liberal

They both sound kinda like "please come to us.  We'll let you worship whatever the hell you want.  heck, you don't even have to worship anything.  PLEASE!!!"
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 13, 2008, 12:21:27 AM
We are our own gods.

Xenogears :bow
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 13, 2008, 12:26:45 AM
1.    Liberal Quakers  (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3.    Secular Humanism (96%)
4.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)
5.    Theravada Buddhism (85%)
6.    Neo-Pagan (78%)
7.    Reform Judaism (77%)
8.    New Age (74%)
9.    Mahayana Buddhism (71%)
10.    Nontheist (68%)
11.    Taoism (64%)
12.    Orthodox Quaker (61%)
13.    Bahá'í Faith (58%)
14.    Scientology (55%)
15.    New Thought (54%)
16.    Sikhism (53%)
17.    Jainism (52%)
18.    Islam (41%)
19.    Orthodox Judaism (41%)
20.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (39%)
21.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%)
22.    Hinduism (32%)
23.    Seventh Day Adventist (30%)
24.    Eastern Orthodox (29%)
25.    Roman Catholic (29%)
26.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (20%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (8%)
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on May 13, 2008, 12:31:04 AM
1.    Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2.    Liberal Quakers (97%)
3.    Neo-Pagan (86%)
4.    Secular Humanism (86%)
5.    Theravada Buddhism (81%)
6.    New Age (77%)
7.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (68%)
8.    Taoism (65%)
9.    Mahayana Buddhism (63%)
10.    Bahá'í Faith (57%)
11.    Nontheist (57%)
12.    Orthodox Quaker (57%)
13.    Jainism (52%)
14.    Sikhism (52%)
15.    Reform Judaism (40%)
16.    Hinduism (34%)
17.    Scientology (29%)
18.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
19.    Seventh Day Adventist (26%)
20.    New Thought (23%)
21.    Eastern Orthodox (22%)
22.    Roman Catholic (22%)
23.    Islam (18%)
24.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (18%)
25.    Orthodox Judaism (18%)
26.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (11%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on May 13, 2008, 12:31:28 AM
1.    Secular Humanism (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (86%)
4.    Theravada Buddhism (83%)
5.    Neo-Pagan (74%)
6.    Nontheist (73%)
7.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)
8.    Taoism (67%)
9.    Reform Judaism (61%)
10.    New Age (58%)
11.    Mahayana Buddhism (57%)
12.    Bahá'í Faith (51%)
13.    Orthodox Quaker (50%)
14.    Scientology (46%)
15.    Sikhism (46%)
16.    Jainism (45%)
17.    New Thought (44%)
18.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
19.    Islam (29%)
20.    Orthodox Judaism (29%)
21.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
22.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (28%)
23.    Hinduism (28%)
24.    Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
25.    Eastern Orthodox (22%)
26.    Roman Catholic (22%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (6%)
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 13, 2008, 12:36:06 AM
Near Neo-Pagans unite!
Title: Re: I'm so secular, what are you? (belief-o-matic religious test)
Post by: TVC15 on May 13, 2008, 12:37:16 AM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT!