THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Eric P on May 13, 2008, 08:22:58 PM

Title: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: Eric P on May 13, 2008, 08:22:58 PM

SEE TOPIC

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: Eric P on May 13, 2008, 08:25:37 PM

STEAM SERVER IS DOWN

I CANNOT PURCHASE BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: demi on May 13, 2008, 08:28:59 PM

I have Gamepube version

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: Eric P on May 13, 2008, 08:30:04 PM

i had the x-box version

but i gave it to a former roommate when i moved out

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: Eric P on May 13, 2008, 08:40:30 PM

i don't need a sequel


i have the original

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: T234 on May 13, 2008, 09:06:31 PM

Dear Brian,

If millions of people do, then maybe.

-Thor

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: Eric P on May 13, 2008, 09:59:20 PM

BETRAYED

GRAPHICAL MESS!

weird flashing polygons to things which aren't on screen!
flickering transparencies
glitches i can't name!
game runs comically ultrafast in cut scenes thanks to c2d cpu

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: Sysgen on May 13, 2008, 10:11:08 PM

I have the PC version which I couldn't play since you can't set the horiziontal and vertical settings independently.

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: Eric P on May 13, 2008, 11:25:32 PM

only some areas are a graphical mess

it's really quite annoying.

however when the game is behaving it looks fun

the controls for mouse and keyboard aren't as bad as i feared (psychonauts) but the lack of game pad support is unfortunate

and since it's not like this was a great seller, i doubt that we will see further support.

steam is like a graveyard where the customers play nostalgic necrophiliacs

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 13, 2008, 11:27:23 PM

is it based on the poem?

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: Eric P on May 13, 2008, 11:29:57 PM

yes.  you play a german plumber named Neiztchio and you crush the papal hat headed goombas

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: Eric P on May 13, 2008, 11:31:33 PM

Quote from: ParticleReality on May 13, 2008, 11:30:56 PM

Quote from: T234 on May 13, 2008, 09:06:31 PM

Dear Brian,

If millions of people do, then maybe.

-Thor

Dear Thor,

Millions of people won't buy this shit, because if they were going to we'd have BG&E2 already.

-Brian

(http://homepage.mac.com/tedwelch/photos/sartre2.jpg)

Title: Re: BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL ON STEAM FOR NINE FUCK DOLLARS
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 14, 2008, 12:01:08 AM

Quote from: Eric P on May 13, 2008, 11:29:57 PM

yes.  you play a german plumber named Neiztchio and you crush the papal hat headed goombas

 :rofl