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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on May 14, 2008, 04:05:22 AM

Title: Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 14, 2008, 04:05:22 AM
Isn't Patrick Swayze dead, though?
Title: Re: Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 14, 2008, 04:06:43 AM
Not fuking yet. He needs to be in this to show everyone he's hardcore.
Title: Re: Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2008, 04:12:18 AM
Isn't Patrick Swayze dead, though?

He has cancer pretty bad.
Title: Re: Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 14, 2008, 04:14:39 AM
I bet Keanu will return and that Apple dude from Die Hard 4 will be in it as his son.
Title: Re: Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2008, 04:18:13 AM
Where does Shia LaBeouf fit in?
Title: Re: Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 14, 2008, 04:21:28 AM
Oh fuck you Wilco.


What?  This is true.  Jan de Bont is making Point Break 2!
Title: Re: Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 14, 2008, 04:29:23 AM
I know you're really young, but that joke has been a running gag before you were semen in your father's balls.
Title: Re: Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2008, 04:47:24 AM
It's been around since Highlander 2: The Quickening.

Other appropriate joke titles would have been:

Point Break 2: Point Harder
Point Break 2: Electric Boogaloo
Point Break 2: Mission to Moscow
Title: Re: Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 14, 2008, 05:01:32 AM
I think you're jealous because Point Break 2 is superior to whatever you dumb thread is about.
Title: Re: Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 14, 2008, 05:01:34 AM
If it actually started with that, highlander 2 came out on November 1st 1991, meaning I was already in the oven by that time.

Oh and I know that its older then that, you guys(wilco) are just assholes.

Ironically, "quickening" means "the initial motion of the fetus in the uterus as it is perceived or felt by the pregnant woman." So your mom could have been having a quickening while watching The Quickening!  :o

Although in Highlander terms, it means to slice off somebody's head and take their power. :rock
Title: Re: Jan de Bont to helm POINT BREAK II: THE BREAKENING
Post by: Vizzys on May 14, 2008, 05:06:29 AM
Point Break was awesome