THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:06:27 AM
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FUCK YEAH I SHAVED, BITCHES, IM A MAN NOW HOOKERS.
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Don't cut your penis off dude
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With crystal or rodi's razor?
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I'm past due.
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You're Asian - what did you shave, pre-peach fuzz?
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With crystal or rodi's razor?
fuck you,i bought a new gilette mach 3.
You're Asian - what did you shave, pre-peach fuzz?
And, for your fucking white ass information, i shaved my hair on my upper lip that was in fact, showing, and in fact becky said i looked even younger you mother fucker.
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Wait until that first scrotum shaving. It's a real landmark in this thing called life.
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did you spend your whole allowance?
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And, for your fucking white ass information, i shaved my hair on my upper lip that was in fact, showing, and in fact becky said i looked even younger you mother fucker.
:lol
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fuck you,i bought a new gilette mach 3.
They go up to 5.
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Oh man, this thread is fuckin Cyuuuuuuuttttteeeee
:dur :dur :dur :cookiem :cookiem :cookiem :link :link :link :elephant :elephant :elephant
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And, for your fucking white ass information, i shaved my hair on my upper lip that was in fact, showing, and in fact becky said i looked even younger you mother fucker.
You probably looked less "dirty". I remember the pussies back in the day that shaved before it was even a problem.
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FUCK YEAH I SHAVED, BITCHES, IM A MAN NOW HOOKERS.
i bet you laugh at yourself every time you fucking fart, you fuck moron total.
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awww...
look at the widdle baybeee.
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did you spend your whole allowance?
For your information, Rodi bought it for me, and some axe, douche.
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did you spend your whole allowance?
For your information, Rodi bought it for me, and some axe, douche.
but is there still cum in your pants, that is the burning question
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did you spend your whole allowance?
For your information, Rodi bought it for me, and some axe, douche.
Your sister is such a sweetheart. :heartbeat
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did you spend your whole allowance?
For your information, Rodi bought it for me, and some axe, douche.
I love your attitude. :lol
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Shaving sux, I hate having to shave god damnit.
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hey willco can u show me how to shave my balls next time you come over plz? i need help so i wont cut myself
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Homemade Milk is awesome. Ummm and...don't shave against the grain dude!
hey willco can u show me how to shave my balls next time you come over plz? i need help so i wont cut myself
You trim first (shears), then use a razor. Rinse and lather first! You want your balls wet and warm!
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uhh...take this to pm maybe :yuck
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I fucking hate shaving so much. I've been doing it like once a week lately. By Friday I look like complete shit.
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Homemade Milk is awesome. Ummm and...don't shave against the grain dude!
Asians have no grain.
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Since I have goatee beard thing I have to shave every other day so I dont look like a slob.
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uhh...take this to pm maybe :yuck
:rofl
I've just got the trimmed chin hair thing going. Took the stache off a while ago. I don't look like a stereotypical spaniard anymore :>
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I shave both ways. My face is as smooth as Conner Peterson's armpit.
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Homemade Milk is awesome. Ummm and...don't shave against the grain dude!
hey willco can u show me how to shave my balls next time you come over plz? i need help so i wont cut myself
You trim first (shears), then use a razor. Rinse and lather first! You want your balls wet and warm!
what are grains?
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Hey, at least you did shave so you don't end up looking like a troll.
I mean, what?
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and i thought the drugs were killing my brain cells
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Homemade Milk is awesome. Ummm and...don't shave against the grain dude!
hey willco can u show me how to shave my balls next time you come over plz? i need help so i wont cut myself
You trim first (shears), then use a razor. Rinse and lather first! You want your balls wet and warm!
what are grains?
When you shave against the hair on your face. If you do that your face gets all irritated and you run the chance of getting in grown hair.
Common practice is to shave downwards, then after you shave your whole face start shaving upwards if you want the baby smooth skin.
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does ingrown hair only happen when you shave against the grain?
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Yes, and when you masturbate.
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Its the most common reason. It also happens to people who get fades as haircuts. The act of shaving up against the hair pushes it back into the skin. The same thing happens when shaving against the grain.
It goes away I think (never had one) but sometimes it can be bad to the point where it needs to be cut open and it doesn't go away. My father had one on the back of his neck, its not cool :yuck It needed to be cut open by a doctor and drained, apparently it can fill up with fluids
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Yes, and when you masturbate.
how does that happen?
Also, when you masturbate its supposed to feel good rite? but for me its kinda like meh, and it doesnt feel so like good as mentioned alot, is there a specific style or technique? :|
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Yeah I won't touch that
/me passes the reigns to Bacon
:rofl
CrystalGemini is gonna be horrified by this thread
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Yes, and when you masturbate.
how does that happen?
Also, when you masturbate its supposed to feel good rite? but for me its kinda like meh, and it doesnt feel so like good as mentioned alot, is there a specific style or technique? :|
Depending on the responses to this answer, this could potentially be the best thread of the year.
I'll lay back now and see what happens.
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http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/holistic845/PI_83655mimika_wzrosleet.jpg
that answer your question?
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WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING THAT
VISIONS OF BZ, RETURNING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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nothing quite like having your baby smooth scrotum fondled by a lubed up female hand...or so I hear
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It doesn't even need to be a female hand.
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I just finished reading the first page and the first thought in my mind was
"oh dear."
Um yeah
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http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/holistic845/PI_83655mimika_wzrosleet.jpg
that answer your question?
Damn you.
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Damn you.
He's very busty.
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Consider yourselves lucky. You don't live with him. :duh
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congratulation on your next step into puberty.. just so you know its all downhill from here.
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Where does he get the awesome smarmy attitude from? Hes going to be mouthy in High School :rock
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god damned joke characters
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Get him acne cream and lots of hand lotion or preferrably baby oil but your parents might wonder what the fuck is up.
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I guess it's that time of the month
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Get him acne cream and lots of hand lotion or preferrably baby oil but your parents might wonder what the fuck is up.
baby oil :) do you think i can get that at safeway? or walgreens or somethin?
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baby oil :) do you think i can get that at safeway? or walgreens or somethin?
I guess. I just don't want you asking us how you got blisters in areas we can't see for 5 years.
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Baby oil hmm...havent tried that yet.
BRB
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i hear butter is a good alternative
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Congradulations on making your brother homosexual Rodi. Good job!
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:rofl
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Get him acne cream and lots of hand lotion or preferrably baby oil but your parents might wonder what the fuck is up.
You do understand how acne cream works right? The benzoyl peroxide will burn the skin right off the shaft. How do you think they get rid of pimples? It sucks the top layer of skin dry and lets the contents of the pimple drain out. Think about that. If you apply it to your genitals, it can result in some very undesirable consequences.
Use lube. Water based. They give free samples in any public health clinic in the city.
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You sure know a lot about this stuff.
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sex education is such a turnoff
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:shh
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Yes, and when you masturbate.
how does that happen?
Also, when you masturbate its supposed to feel good rite? but for me its kinda like meh, and it doesnt feel so like good as mentioned alot, is there a specific style or technique? :|
I prefer to masturbate with my underwear still fully on. Just use three fingers and just stroke/stab your penis. This is best done sitting sideways in a comfy chair
Or you could masturbate the orthodox way. But I'm guessing you're pretty small, so stroking up/down probably doesn't work.
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You do understand how acne cream works right? The benzoyl peroxide will burn the skin right off the shaft. How do you think they get rid of pimples? It sucks the top layer of skin dry and lets the contents of the pimple drain out. Think about that. If you apply it to your genitals, it can result in some very undesirable consequences.
Use lube. Water based. They give free samples in any public health clinic in the city.
I mean since he is now a little male teeny bopper get him the acne cream for the pimples he'll get on his face and the "personal lubrication" for his recreation.
Maybe rogaine for his face.
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Get him acne cream and lots of hand lotion or preferrably baby oil but your parents might wonder what the fuck is up.
You do understand how acne cream works right? The benzoyl peroxide will burn the skin right off the shaft. How do you think they get rid of pimples? It sucks the top layer of skin dry and lets the contents of the pimple drain out. Think about that. If you apply it to your genitals, it can result in some very undesirable consequences.
Use lube. Water based. They give free samples in any public health clinic in the city.
so...ill get my sperm sucked right out of me?
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You sure know a lot about this stuff.
I'm a peer mentor. It's my job to know. ;)
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:lol Suuuuuuure.
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Also, when you masturbate its supposed to feel good rite? but for me its kinda like meh, and it doesnt feel so like good as mentioned alot, is there a specific style or technique? :|
Ahaha,
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/4082/1162248420319rp3.gif)
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Using the internet for puberty! Pfbt. Back in my day we learned on our own and drew dirty pictures and asked the girls "Dis right?" And then they just slap you and you knew.... I got to drawr it again.
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Evilbore:
We give advice on masturbation.
lolz
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Get him acne cream and lots of hand lotion or preferrably baby oil but your parents might wonder what the fuck is up.
You do understand how acne cream works right? The benzoyl peroxide will burn the skin right off the shaft. How do you think they get rid of pimples? It sucks the top layer of skin dry and lets the contents of the pimple drain out. Think about that. If you apply it to your genitals, it can result in some very undesirable consequences.
Use lube. Water based. They give free samples in any public health clinic in the city.
lol, why would you think he was implying that he should jack off with acne cream?
Silly girls. :spin
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Next you have to shave your balls. Then you'll be a REAL man. :pimp
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I can't believe nobody has told him about Icy Hot yet.
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Why doesn't he just go ask his dad? Gosh
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Nobody wants to ask his father anything. He barely even acknowledges me!
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Nobody wants to ask his father anything. He barely even acknowledges me!
I bet you he snitches on you to his parents. "This one time online, Willco said..."
>:(
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So are you sure this kid's not an FBI plant, Willco? Because I've seen these Dateline episodes. Next thing we know, he'll invite Saint Cornelius over and your filthy pedo forum will be made a national shame on TV.
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I will support anything that increases traffic. There's no such thing as bad publicity!
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I will support anything that increases traffic. There's no such thing as bad publicity!
Even PD? :lol
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I will support anything that increases traffic. There's no such thing as bad publicity!
Even PD? :lol
I was responsible for the most hits on this site after I attacked OA :punch
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No, MAF's trist with Catalyst was, but thanks for playing. ;)
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Well I was second at least :lol
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:glowingeyes
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:santocry
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Next you have to shave your balls. Then you'll be a REAL man. :pimp
i dont wanna cut them, so i want willco to help :(Why doesn't he just go ask his dad? Gosh
my dad doesnt shave his balls, i asked my mom.
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Well, its good to know your mum knows how to shave her balls properly.
Just remember not to confuse your tiny dick with a pubic hair. Disaster!
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Well, its good to know your mum knows how to shave her balls properly.
Just remember not to confuse your tiny dick with a pubic hair. Disaster!
go suck a fat one you fucking queer.
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....sucking a cock would not make me queer.
Dumb twat.
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I shaved my balls today.
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you lie
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I'm being serious.
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....sucking a cock would not make me queer.
Dumb twat.
how does sucking a cock not make you a fucking taco? liking it? lol
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Garnet has a vagina. Supposedly.
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im pretty sure its surgically put there if thats the case.
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:duh
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I suck cock for protein. That's it
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I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it
ewww nasty
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I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it
ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein
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I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it
ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein
i never knew you had a GF, pics :D?
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I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it
ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein
i never knew you had a GF, pics :D?
(http://opa-ages.com/forums/uploads/av-5944.jpg)
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:lol :lol :lol
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I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it
ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein
i never knew you had a GF, pics :D?
(http://opa-ages.com/forums/uploads/av-5944.jpg)
Fucking Christ!
KSDAL;FJKL;FAJFASK;DJFAKSL;JF K REBOUND ASS! DRUGS! STUPIDITY!
M-I-S-T-A-K-E
:lol :lol
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I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it
ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein
i never knew you had a GF, pics :D?
(http://opa-ages.com/forums/uploads/av-5944.jpg)
who the hell is taht anyways? :|
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I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it
ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein
i never knew you had a GF, pics :D?
(http://opa-ages.com/forums/uploads/av-5944.jpg)
who the hell is taht anyways? :|
A VERY brief mistake that my penis has never forgiven me for.
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I suck donkey cock for protein. That's it
ewww nasty
I drink my g/f's titty milk for protein
i never knew you had a GF, pics :D?
(http://opa-ages.com/forums/uploads/av-5944.jpg)
who the hell is taht anyways? :|
A VERY brief mistake that my penis has never forgiven me for.
LOL YOU WENT OUT WITH THAT?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-20 respect btw.
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Locking this by request.
Oh, and Homemade Milk, your sister says to go and fold your laundry, right now!