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Title: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 03:34:00 PM
i want a roommate i can fuck.  is that so bad?  split all the bills, let's buy some nice shit with our double incomes, and let me fuck you on the nice shit at the end of the day.

Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: GilloD on May 16, 2008, 03:34:34 PM
Just get a hot roomie. I did that in college, it was pretty fun.
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: Rman on May 16, 2008, 03:35:24 PM
Didn't you marry her, GilloD?
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: Rman on May 16, 2008, 03:36:10 PM
i want a roommate i can fuck.  is that so bad?  split all the bills, let's buy some nice shit with our double incomes, and let me fuck you on the nice shit at the end of the day.


Those aren't too bad reasons.  A man does have needs, rights?
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 03:39:15 PM
Just get a hot roomie. I did that in college, it was pretty fun.
i'd like to find one.  but most of the women looking for roomies are either fugly or lazy i've noticed.  I want them to make a decent amount, like I do so we can get something nice and they can take it up the ass with top notch lube.  plus, i have trust issues with roomies now and I really don't think I'd like to room with someone I barely know.  :(

i want a roommate i can fuck.  is that so bad?  split all the bills, let's buy some nice shit with our double incomes, and let me fuck you on the nice shit at the end of the day.


Those aren't too bad reasons.  A man does have needs, rights?
That's right, dude.
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: demi on May 16, 2008, 03:41:54 PM
i want a roommate i can fuck.  is that so bad?  split all the bills, let's buy some nice shit with our double incomes, and let me fuck you on the nice shit at the end of the day.



Is this before or after you realise marriage is a complete chore and bore? :lol
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 16, 2008, 03:42:09 PM
when me and FA come to houston we can all live together and split everything  :o

FA can bring the women with his looks, and they'll stay for my big dick and mupepe's cookin  :-*
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: lordmaji on May 16, 2008, 03:48:08 PM
when me and FA come to houston we can all live together and split everything  :o

FA can bring the women with his looks, and they'll stay for my big dick and mupepe's cookin  :-*

what about me PD? or have you just written me off? you don't love me anymore? be honest!
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: cool breeze on May 16, 2008, 03:57:23 PM
That is actually a great reason to get married.  I never thought about it in that way before.  Biggest problem you could face is her getting knocked up, because all that extra income you are getting from her end will be used up.
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 04:20:36 PM

Is this before or after you realise marriage is a complete chore and bore? :lol
Realized that after my first marriage

when me and FA come to houston we can all live together and split everything  :o

FA can bring the women with his looks, and they'll stay for my big dick and mupepe's cookin  :-*
:-* Im down

That is actually a great reason to get married.  I never thought about it in that way before.  Biggest problem you could face is her getting knocked up, because all that extra income you are getting from her end will be used up.
Not going to happen.  Also learned my lesson about that already
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: GilloD on May 16, 2008, 04:59:32 PM
Didn't you marry her, GilloD?

Nah. I did go to college with my wife, but this was before that.

I GOT AROUND.
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 05:00:41 PM
i know you did ;)
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: lordmaji on May 16, 2008, 05:01:38 PM
PD probably /ignored me. :(
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: GilloD on May 16, 2008, 05:06:48 PM
i know you did ;)

That bitch's equadorian boyfriend broke up with her. I'm over it and all, but it still made me really fuckin' happy,
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 05:20:29 PM
holy shit!  TIME TO IM HER AGAIN
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: GilloD on May 16, 2008, 05:22:06 PM
holy shit!  TIME TO IM HER AGAIN

Do it. Nice bod. But a total fucking idiot and an ego monster.
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: Mupepe on May 16, 2008, 05:22:32 PM
I've got an ego so I'm down
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: GilloD on May 16, 2008, 05:37:25 PM
I've got an ego so I'm down

Angry fucking. Do it!
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 16, 2008, 07:23:40 PM
Just get a hot roomie. I did that in college, it was pretty fun.
i'd like to find one.  but most of the women looking for roomies are either fugly or lazy i've noticed. 

That's wimmen for you. Just find a guy to room with, and then get gay married to him. It'd probably work out a lot better.
Title: Re: i want to get married for all the wrong reasons
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 16, 2008, 09:54:37 PM
when me and FA come to houston we can all live together and split everything  :o

FA can bring the women with his looks, and they'll stay for my big dick and mupepe's cookin  :-*

what about me PD? or have you just written me off? you don't love me anymore? be honest!
:lol

you're married tho! only single bachelors are allowed