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Title: Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2008, 02:45:26 PM
I went to a prostrate cancer in the African American community awareness breakfast this morning. Rather informative, good music, decent food, blah blah blah. There was lots of finger-up-the-booty talk (and pictures) but nothing could prepare me for what I saw while eating my breakfast: a buff black dude holding two breakfast plates was talking to this skinny black guy, and the skinny dude ducked down and zipped up the buff guy's zipper. They laughed afterwards

If your zipper is unzipped and you're hands are busy that doesn't give anyone the right to zip you up. That's a violation of numerous man laws. Plus you don't let anyone zip you up  :-\

SMH
Title: Re: Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 17, 2008, 03:08:26 PM
I'd like to zip you up, PD. 
Title: Re: Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 17, 2008, 03:24:24 PM
woah, there's no way i'd do that!
Title: Re: Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law
Post by: demi on May 17, 2008, 03:36:54 PM
Insecure total
Title: Re: Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 17, 2008, 04:32:32 PM
demi, my fly is open
Title: Re: Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law
Post by: demi on May 17, 2008, 04:46:15 PM
Allow me to zip it up
Title: Re: Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law
Post by: demi on May 17, 2008, 04:47:12 PM
With my teeth
Title: Re: Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 17, 2008, 05:42:26 PM
i'm sorry but if someone tried to zip me up or reached anywhere near my crotch i'd have to put the nicca to sleep - no homo
Title: Re: Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 17, 2008, 06:08:31 PM
i'm sorry but if someone tried to zip me up or reached anywhere near my crotch i'd have to put the distinguished black fellow to sleep - no homo

Maybe this is why you can't get laid. 
Title: Re: Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 17, 2008, 09:05:47 PM
i'm sorry but if someone tried to zip me up or reached anywhere near my crotch i'd have to put the distinguished black fellow to sleep - no homo

so what you're saying is that if another man reaches for your zipper, your thoughts immediately turn to getting him to bed
Title: Re: Earlier today I witnessed the most blatant breach of the WILDE HOMO law
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 17, 2008, 09:15:39 PM
 :lol