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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Borys on May 19, 2008, 03:39:44 AM

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Post by: Borys on May 19, 2008, 03:39:44 AM
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Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Bloodwake on May 19, 2008, 03:40:57 AM
Speed Racer bombs, movie still soars in terms of quality, that's for fucking sure.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Enl on May 19, 2008, 03:49:52 AM
Speed Racer doesn't need a sequel. It's actually a complete film unlike the cocktease that is Iron Man.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: TVC15 on May 19, 2008, 03:53:03 AM
Wow, Borys, we didn't know this last week!
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 19, 2008, 03:54:08 AM
Yeah, I knew about this like, two weeks ago when I went opening night and the theatre had ten people in it - three of which walked out!
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 19, 2008, 04:05:33 AM
Juno outgrosses Children of Men! Alfonso Cuaron owned? Seems so. :bow2

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Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 19, 2008, 04:07:08 AM
Yeah, if it was any other director - you could've taken the material and stretched it out to two 90-minute flicks.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: TVC15 on May 19, 2008, 04:08:32 AM
Quote from: Borys on May 19, 2008, 04:07:22 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 19, 2008, 03:53:03 AM
Wow, Borys, we didn't know this last week!

Hey May 18th was just yesterday. Do you own a time machine?

Yes.  And I have named said time machine "Speed Racer Has been Out for More Than a Week"
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: border on May 19, 2008, 04:13:47 AM
As sad as it is, I guess I'm kind of glad to see it tank.

For one, I don't really want to see it watered down by bad sequels (like say, The Matrix).  I mean, they pretty much did everything they could with this movie -- anything more would be superfluous.

And also I hope this will put a damper on Hollywood's attempts to make stupid revivals of trash cartoons based on nostalgia value.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 19, 2008, 04:15:04 AM
Quote from: Borys on May 19, 2008, 04:07:22 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 19, 2008, 03:53:03 AM
Wow, Borys, we didn't know this last week!

So uh... why exactly did it bomb?

I think it was the combination of Iron Man hype, Speed Racer trailers not looking particularly good, and bad reviews from the critics. I had already committed myself to seeing it before all the awful reviews came in, and I'd already seen Iron Man the week before, but still my expectations very low going in.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: cool breeze on May 19, 2008, 04:23:49 AM
Quote from: Enl on May 19, 2008, 03:49:52 AM
Speed Racer doesn't need a sequel. It's actually a complete film unlike the cocktease that is Iron Man.

There is nothing wrong with a good cocktease every once in a while since it makes the outcome something far more anticipated.  An example would be Batman Begins and that massive hard on you should have had walking out of the theater after that ending.

I expect Speed Racer to do better at selling DVDs/Blurays than it did in theaters. 
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: TVC15 on May 19, 2008, 03:50:40 AM
Quote from: Borys on May 19, 2008, 04:32:13 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 19, 2008, 04:08:32 AM
Quote from: Borys on May 19, 2008, 04:07:22 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 19, 2008, 03:53:03 AM
Wow, Borys, we didn't know this last week!

Hey May 18th was just yesterday. Do you own a time machine?

Yes.  And I have named said time machine "Speed Racer Has been Out for More Than a Week"

I don't understand what you are trying to say. This box-office is for week 16-18 May. Today is 19 May. How could you know a week ago (9-11 May) that it will bomb the next week?

It already bombed!  It can't bomb again.  It will not recoup a significant amount of its costs.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Enl on May 19, 2008, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: swaggaz on May 19, 2008, 04:23:49 AM
Quote from: Enl on May 19, 2008, 03:49:52 AM
Speed Racer doesn't need a sequel. It's actually a complete film unlike the cocktease that is Iron Man.

There is nothing wrong with a good cocktease every once in a while since it makes the outcome something far more anticipated.  An example would be Batman Begins and that massive hard on you should have had walking out of the theater after that ending.


Another great example would be how X-Men 2 alluded to the Phoenix saga. I'm glad that was well worth the wait. Anyways I'm sure Speed Racer will eventually get a sequel no matter how hard it bombed. It will be direct to DVD, directed by Brian Levant, and will stand proud amongst the ranks of Secret of NIMH 2, Neverending Story 3, and Sandlot 2.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Shuri on May 19, 2008, 09:01:01 AM
I don't think nobody really still cared about speed racer.. let's be honest here, the franchise was dead and had no real pop-culture appeal.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2008, 09:16:10 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on May 19, 2008, 03:40:57 AM
Speed Racer bombs, movie still soars in terms of quality, that's for fucking sure.

Bloodwake fails at taste confirmed
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Eric P on May 19, 2008, 09:28:46 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 19, 2008, 09:16:10 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on May 19, 2008, 03:40:57 AM
Speed Racer bombs, movie still soars in terms of quality, that's for fucking sure.

Bloodwake fails at taste confirmed

are you still trolling a movie you haven't seen and refuse to see?

Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2008, 10:08:47 AM
Quote from: Eric P on May 19, 2008, 09:28:46 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 19, 2008, 09:16:10 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on May 19, 2008, 03:40:57 AM
Speed Racer bombs, movie still soars in terms of quality, that's for fucking sure.

Bloodwake fails at taste confirmed

are you still trolling a movie you haven't seen and refuse to see?

Sure, why not?  I will see it when it hits dvd or blu-ray, tho.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 10:19:12 AM
Someone thought it would be a commercial success?  Really?  Movie was pretty good though.  I'll get it on Blu Ray
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 19, 2008, 10:20:19 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 10:19:12 AM
Someone thought it would be a commercial success?  Really?  Movie was pretty good though.  I'll get it on Blu Ray

I would imagine the studio execs did. :lol
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 10:22:09 AM
Studio execs out of touch?  Ya don't say.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Eric P on May 19, 2008, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 19, 2008, 10:08:47 AM
Sure, why not?  I will see it when it hits dvd or blu-ray, tho.

i'm just amazed that you're willing to waste your time doing so.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 19, 2008, 03:11:53 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 10:19:12 AM
Someone thought it would be a commercial success?  Really?  Movie was pretty good though.  I'll get it on Blu Ray

Marketed correctly, ANYTHING can make money, especially when it's for kids. Talking about dead franchises with limited pop culture appeal, just look at Alvin & the Chipmunks.  :lol
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2008, 03:26:18 PM
Quote from: Eric P on May 19, 2008, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 19, 2008, 10:08:47 AM
Sure, why not?  I will see it when it hits dvd or blu-ray, tho.

i'm just amazed that you're willing to waste your time doing so.

I place a very low emphasis on my time and a very high emphasis on my money.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2008, 03:35:59 PM
Shitty movie bombs, news at 11
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 03:37:38 PM
Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 19, 2008, 03:35:59 PM
Shitty movie bombs, news at 11
please tell me you watched it at least
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2008, 04:01:59 PM
Nope
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 04:15:01 PM
:(

Bad trolling
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: TVC15 on May 19, 2008, 04:29:53 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 19, 2008, 03:26:18 PM
Quote from: Eric P on May 19, 2008, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 19, 2008, 10:08:47 AM
Sure, why not?  I will see it when it hits dvd or blu-ray, tho.

i'm just amazed that you're willing to waste your time doing so.

I place a very low emphasis on my time and a very high emphasis on my money.
Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 19, 2008, 03:35:59 PM
Shitty movie bombs, news at 11

Awww, look, Triumph is twinsies with his favorite poster!
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 19, 2008, 04:30:54 PM
triumph x pd is somehow adorable <3 <3 <3
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 19, 2008, 06:08:50 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 19, 2008, 04:29:53 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 19, 2008, 03:26:18 PM
Quote from: Eric P on May 19, 2008, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 19, 2008, 10:08:47 AM
Sure, why not?  I will see it when it hits dvd or blu-ray, tho.

i'm just amazed that you're willing to waste your time doing so.

I place a very low emphasis on my time and a very high emphasis on my money.
Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 19, 2008, 03:35:59 PM
Shitty movie bombs, news at 11

Awww, look, Triumph is twinsies with his favorite poster!

pm me your snail mail address, i want to ship you a box of... well, something brown and stanky
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: TVC15 on May 19, 2008, 06:35:53 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 19, 2008, 06:08:50 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 19, 2008, 04:29:53 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 19, 2008, 03:26:18 PM
Quote from: Eric P on May 19, 2008, 10:25:55 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 19, 2008, 10:08:47 AM
Sure, why not?  I will see it when it hits dvd or blu-ray, tho.

i'm just amazed that you're willing to waste your time doing so.

I place a very low emphasis on my time and a very high emphasis on my money.
Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 19, 2008, 03:35:59 PM
Shitty movie bombs, news at 11

Awww, look, Triumph is twinsies with his favorite poster!

pm me your snail mail address, i want to ship you a box of... well, something brown and stanky

I am assuming you are speaking of the leftovers from your chocolate chowdown honeymoon with PD after you move to California to get gay married.
Title: Re: Speed Racer Fucking RE-BOMBS. Nerd movie buffs owned yet again?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2008, 06:37:20 PM
if i had to sex an EB male it would have to be bloodwake. he's so fucking skinny, i bet his ass is tight