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Title: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: GilloD on May 19, 2008, 11:03:28 AM: http://io9.com/391489/wanna-know-whos-in-that-coffin-on-lost

Uh. Sound half-cool, half-completely distinguished mentally-challenged. I'll have to see it to make it out, but it borders on Sci-Fi Channel TV Movie levels of ridiculous. Hopefully next season will be all kinds of off-island Sayid Bond spy action and WE GOTSA GO BACK reunion action, but this one sounds. Just strange. I hope it's wrong.
Title: Re: LOST Season Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: Yeti on May 19, 2008, 11:15:15 AM: I'm so tempted to read that but I think I'll stay strong. For a little while at least. :-\
Title: Re: LOST Season Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: abrader on May 19, 2008, 11:17:24 AM: im not tempted to read it and please make the thread subj more specific on this kind of stuff.

Reads like it discusses season 2 and 3 finale.....

:(
Title: Re: LOST Season Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: GilloD on May 19, 2008, 11:20:53 AM: Quote from: abrader on May 19, 2008, 11:17:24 AM
im not tempted to read it and please make the thread subj more specific on this kind of stuff.

Reads like it discusses season 2 and 3 finale.....

:(

Changed! Me so solly. Anyway- Even though the guy who posted these has never been wrong, I'm hoping he is this time. The more I think about it, the lamer it gets.
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 11:43:42 AM: well a lot of the Lost stuff sounds really lame. Have you ever tried to explain the show to someone who hasn't seen it? It's a pretty out there plot just done really well on screen.

GOD I WANT TO READ THAT YOU ASSHOLE
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: demi on May 19, 2008, 11:43:54 AM: Ok, I read it. Everyone is gonna FLIP :lol
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: Pharmacy on May 19, 2008, 11:44:49 AM: i read it, its quite underwhelming :\

also

spoiler (click to show/hide)
locke better come back to life or heads will fucking roll
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Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: demi on May 19, 2008, 11:45:28 AM: This is going to be the biggest cocktease since Season 1's ending
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 11:48:22 AM: FUCKSADJFK;LSJFKL;SAJFKL;SAJFKL;A JKL;SAJFK;ALSJASD;LFKJSLA;FKJSLAK;JF ;LADJFKL;AJFASD I WANT TO READ IT XO BAD BASUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVEM YSXELF
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: huckleberry on May 19, 2008, 11:51:25 AM: Don't read it Mups....not worth it.

I did and regret that I did.
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: GilloD on May 19, 2008, 11:52:35 AM: Quote from: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 11:48:22 AM
FUCKSADJFK;LSJFKL;SAJFKL;SAJFKL;A JKL;SAJFK;ALSJASD;LFKJSLA;FKJSLAK;JF ;LADJFKL;AJFASD I WANT TO READ IT XO BAD BASUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVEM YSXELF

Just read it! It's so.... underwhelming that instead of being all "OH NO I RUINED IT" you'll be all "Man, am I glad I tempered my expectations.". There is one plot item that's just. So distinguished mentally-challenged and so ridiculous I have to believe it's a fake.
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: Pharmacy on May 19, 2008, 11:53:15 AM: Quote from: demi on May 19, 2008, 11:45:28 AM
This is going to be the biggest cocktease since Season 1's ending

yeah but season 2's opening was the most amazing thing ever so its gonna be worth it
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 11:53:42 AM: Quote from: Arde0 on May 19, 2008, 11:51:25 AM
Don't read it Mups....not worth it.

I did and regret that I did.
i trust you. you rock. Assassin's Creed <3
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: huckleberry on May 19, 2008, 11:54:33 AM: Quote from: GilloD on May 19, 2008, 11:52:35 AM
Quote from: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 11:48:22 AM
FUCKSADJFK;LSJFKL;SAJFKL;SAJFKL;A JKL;SAJFK;ALSJASD;LFKJSLA;FKJSLAK;JF ;LADJFKL;AJFASD I WANT TO READ IT XO BAD BASUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVEM YSXELF

Just read it! It's so.... underwhelming that instead of being all "OH NO I RUINED IT" you'll be all "Man, am I glad I tempered my expectations.". There is one plot item that's just. So distinguished mentally-challenged and so ridiculous I have to believe it's a fake.

I know which plot item you are talking about....ri-fuckin-diculous.

Even if every bit of it is true it sounds so stupid in text and not on the screen.
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: demi on May 19, 2008, 11:57:34 AM: Lindecuse also said we would know about the four toed statue this season... :(
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 12:01:48 PM: :( the four toed statue isn't in the finale? fuck man, i've seriously been excited about that all season
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: huckleberry on May 19, 2008, 12:03:04 PM: I forgot about the 4 toed statue!!!

We gotta find out.
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 19, 2008, 12:04:45 PM: None is this stuff sounds whacky at all. Are you sure you're watching the same show?
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: Mupepe on May 19, 2008, 12:06:27 PM: WILLCO DON'T YOU FUCK WITH ME, FUCKER
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: GilloD on May 19, 2008, 12:18:41 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 19, 2008, 12:04:45 PM
None is this stuff sounds whacky at all. Are you sure you're watching the same show?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

LIBERAL SPOILER SPACE BELOW. BEWARE.

The frozen wheel that steers the island? That's not "mysterious" it is completely distinguished mentally-challenged
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Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 19, 2008, 12:18:43 PM: This is all shit that I guessed and seemed pretty predictable - it just basically describes what we knew was coming. The only real surprise is a Lostie death and it's not even that much of a surprise.

If this sounds whacky, then you clearly haven't watched a show that has POLAR BEARS, AN ELECTRO MAGNETIC FIELD DEVICE AND A SMOKE MONSTER!
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 19, 2008, 12:20:45 PM: GilloD, you knew there was going to be some kind of machine that did that - what makes the one described there so ludicrous? Would you rather have a button? Some kind of Apple computer? Again, this show has the following:

1. POLAR BEARS
2. ELECTRO MAGNETIC FIELDS
3. DEAD PEOPLE
4. ILLOGICAL RATIO OF HOT TO NOT HOT PEOPLE
5. A FUCKING SMOKE MONSTER!

And arguably the most sound plot device they've come up with sounds whacky to you?
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: GilloD on May 19, 2008, 12:41:42 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 19, 2008, 12:20:45 PM
GilloD, you knew there was going to be some kind of machine that did that - what makes the one described there so ludicrous? Would you rather have a button? Some kind of Apple computer? Again, this show has the following:

1. POLAR BEARS
2. ELECTRO MAGNETIC FIELDS
3. DEAD PEOPLE
4. ILLOGICAL RATIO OF HOT TO NOT HOT PEOPLE
5. A FUCKING SMOKE MONSTER!

And arguably the most sound plot device they've come up with sounds whacky to you?

Just something less pedestrian. Maybe more mythical- We saw Ben run into his Aztec Temple basement, why not conjure it again here? This is just so obvious, so actual! There were a million great directions and to have it be so literal just feels cheap and weird.
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 19, 2008, 12:45:27 PM: If you're worried about the aesthetic, I'm sure it'll look "cool". The production team has been ace thus far.
Title: Re: LOST SEASON FOUR Finale Spoilers Parts 2+3
Post by: GilloD on May 19, 2008, 01:25:45 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 19, 2008, 12:45:27 PM
If you're worried about the aesthetic, I'm sure it'll look "cool". The production team has been ace thus far.

True. But if you were to tell someone that you watch a show with SMOKE MONSTER they go "INTERESTING" if it's a show where people move an island with x, they go, "SNORE"