THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: AdmiralViscen on May 19, 2008, 09:01:24 PM

Title: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 19, 2008, 09:01:24 PM
I'm going BOWLING tonight for the first time since last fall.

:hyper
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2008, 09:04:10 PM
No one cares
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 19, 2008, 09:04:38 PM
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE THAT GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!?!
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 19, 2008, 09:05:46 PM
No one cares

Black people can't appreciate bowling, spend tonight watching music videos on youtube.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: brawndolicious on May 19, 2008, 09:09:06 PM
I bowl because I get to wear glow-in-the-dark shoes.
No one cares
Black people can't appreciate bowling, spend tonight watching music videos on youtube.
is it just me or do black people always do the best at bowling alleys?
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2008, 09:10:28 PM
MARK IT ZERO
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 19, 2008, 09:10:43 PM
Actually you're right, there are lots of stylish black people at the lanes we usually go to.

There was a black kid at my high school who would vehemently deny being on the bowling team. People known to be on the bowling taem would talk to him about it in front of others and he'd go "I don't know what you're talking about, fuck off."

When we were graduating and he was in the bowling team picture in the yearbook, I went up to him and asked him to sign that page. The look he gave me :lol

We used to call him CHEB, for CHocolate Easter Bunny.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: Tauntaun on May 19, 2008, 09:13:34 PM
GET A STRIKE nicca!
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 19, 2008, 09:14:51 PM
Bowling is awesome, but we do it year round.

Here in Seattle, Summer means MINIGOLF. My wife and I are playing with a bunch of our friends in a minigolf league for the second year. The league is called Drinks on the Links, because they've set up a bar in the middle of the course, serving wine and beer. Along with buying booze so you get good and drunk, everytime you get a hole-in-one, you get a free beer.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 19, 2008, 09:15:52 PM
Minigolf is so awesome. I haven't played it in a long time.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 19, 2008, 09:21:12 PM
Minigolf :drool

That's next week.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2008, 09:30:00 PM
minigolf :bow
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: thekavorka on May 19, 2008, 10:55:53 PM
there was one summer where i got really hardcore about bowling. my friends and i all bought bowling shoes for $20 and went for $1 bowling (one dollar per game).

i think my high score is only 192 :/
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: lordmaji on May 19, 2008, 10:56:49 PM
No one cares

Amen.

Has any one ever felt like jumping rope w/ someones intestines?  ??? :o :lol
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 19, 2008, 10:57:40 PM
No one cares

Amen.

Has any one ever felt like jumping rope w/ someones intestines?  ??? :o :lol
wtf  :lol

Ok, I admit I used to bowl with some of my dad's friends. But that was years ago when I lived in Detroit
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 19, 2008, 10:59:38 PM
I love bowling, just never get a chance
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 19, 2008, 11:00:51 PM
there was one summer where i got really hardcore about bowling. my friends and i all bought bowling shoes for $20 and went for $1 bowling (one dollar per game).

i think my high score is only 192 :/

Haha, that happened with my friends and I too

But I never quite got hardcore.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: xnikki118x on May 19, 2008, 11:00:54 PM
Oh I haven't played mini golf in years. Last time I played, Ecro and I were a new couple, so it had to be like 6 years ago.

I'm TERRIBLE at it. I'm sure I'm even worse now than I was then.

I also pretty much such at bowling and will get like 60 points in a game.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: lordmaji on May 19, 2008, 11:26:33 PM
No one cares

Amen.

Has any one ever felt like jumping rope w/ someones intestines?  ??? :o :lol
wtf  :lol

Ok, I admit I used to bowl with some of my dad's friends. But that was years ago when I lived in Detroit

could always take someones skull and have it placed inside a bowling ball. That'd be interesting.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: xnikki118x on May 19, 2008, 11:32:17 PM
could always take someones skull and have it placed inside a bowling ball. That'd be interesting.

I think most skulls are too big for that. Unless you use one from a dead baby, of course.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: lordmaji on May 19, 2008, 11:41:03 PM
could always take someones skull and have it placed inside a bowling ball. That'd be interesting.

I think most skulls are too big for that. Unless you use one from a dead baby, of course.

could always do parts of the skull. take the jaw bone off, maybe cut away some of the back of the skull. it could fit.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: Mandark on May 20, 2008, 12:16:21 AM
This topic's totally backwards.  Bowling's really seasonal, but summer is the dregs.  People bowl in the winter when they can't comfortably go outside.

Insanity!
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: lordmaji on May 20, 2008, 12:21:01 AM
Bowling for Columbine?
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 20, 2008, 12:56:46 AM
This topic's totally backwards.  Bowling's really seasonal, but summer is the dregs.  People bowl in the winter when they can't comfortably go outside.

Insanity!

Former college students bro.

I sucked ass.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: Tristam on May 20, 2008, 01:08:46 AM
there was one summer where i got really hardcore about bowling. my friends and i all bought bowling shoes for $20 and went for $1 bowling (one dollar per game).

i think my high score is only 192 :/

No worries, I think my high score is 135 -- and I hit in the 130s every time I go bowling. It's the same damn shot every time: I bomb it right down the center and end up with a split. If I try tossing it a bit off-center, I still end up with a split. For the life of me I can't put an appreciable spin on the ball, and I think that's my problem.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: brawndolicious on May 20, 2008, 03:21:28 AM
I normally get around the 100-120 range but I get a strike every time I do a "baby roll" (just roll it slowly down the center).  It's embarrassing but you will win.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: cool breeze on May 20, 2008, 03:24:44 AM
Last time I went bowling, one of the staff had to tell me to stop bowling the way I did because I was doing it wrong.  Apparently you are supposed to roll the ball instead of tossing it halfway and hoping for the best.
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: Beezy on May 20, 2008, 04:09:14 AM
My friends don't like to play pool or go bowling with me because I win 90% of the time. :'(
Title: Re: Summer means BOWLING
Post by: tiesto on May 20, 2008, 08:43:59 AM
Last time I was bowling was on a first date with the last girl I really liked... Shirley Lanes, so crappy! Where are you going bowling? I am gonna go on Fri but not sure where yet.