THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Black Stallion on July 30, 2006, 03:19:09 PM
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Yeah, so I'm trying to get with this girl and everything is going great. We were really vibing and everything. Well, I wasn't too comfortable with this and decided to push my luck and started to tease her a little bit. I pissed her off after I suggested she get a Brazilian before we get together. After that, she became cold and unresponsive. Then she started tallking some shit about how she doesn't fuck on the first date and even the suggestion is an insult blah blah blah. I'm in a bind, because I really liked this girl, and now I'm afraid she doesn't like me.
Is the pussy sewn up, or do I still have a chance at getting up in them guts?
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I suggest kidnapping her. I can't say that will improve your chances with her, relationship wise, but you can still have your way with her. That is what you were looking to do anyway, right?
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I'm kinda looking for a relationship. If I was just looking to slam some random broad I would have rented a pornstar or something.
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Have you tried talking to her about it? (ie. explain how you were just joking around..etc.) ;)
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Not really... I'm trying to act like it never happened.
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That's probably going to hurt your chances.
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That's probably going to hurt your chances.
Agreed. She's going to see it as a sign of cowardice.
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And as a result will NOT go to your website.
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And as a result will NOT go to your website.
Go to it anyway, this incident is totally unrelated to my site. It's damn good... you're missing out, bruh.
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You can get any woman you want Nigerian, screw her.
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What the hells a Brazilian? ???
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What the hells a Brazilian? ???
Getting your asscrack waxed. Personally, I've never done it... I just use some shaving powder there, but I'm not going to ask some chick to bust out the Magic Gold on her ass.
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What the hells a Brazilian? ???
Getting your asscrack waxed. Personally, I've never done it... I just use some shaving powder there, but I'm not going to ask some chick to bust out the Magic Gold on her ass.
I think there's no chance. How obviously were you joking?
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What the hells a Brazilian? ???
Getting your asscrack waxed. Personally, I've never done it... I just use some shaving powder there, but I'm not going to ask some chick to bust out the Magic Gold on her ass.
I think there's no chance. How obviously were you joking?
I think it was pretty obvious and it was well within the tone of the conversation.
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Just move on. I mean, do you really want to be with someone who's THAT stiff?! ???
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Naw, I don't think she's stiff at all. I just really pushed things. But yeah, I may just move on.
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Just tell her you have that disease that makes you say bad things all the time. Throw a few SHIT DAMN FUCK and twitches in there too. She'll at the very least give you some pity sex.
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Just tell her you have that disease that makes you say bad things all the time. Throw a few SHIT DAMN FUCK and twitches in there too. She'll at the very least give you some pity sex.
I'd rather pay than get pitty sex.
On that note, what's the going rate for renting out a pornstar for a weekend?