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Title: Fucking fuck, I hate not being able to smell/taste anything
Post by: Powerslave on May 20, 2008, 02:35:12 PM: fuck you allergies

my nose is all clogged up, sneezing all the time, eyes feel like shit. I was going to make a pizza but whats the fucking point when I can't taste it anyway ::) :maf :'(
Title: Re: Fucking fuck, I hate not being able to smell/taste anything
Post by: cool breeze on May 20, 2008, 02:39:59 PM: You can still enjoy the texture of the food. Go buy some Tofu and Bananas to eat.
Title: Re: Fucking fuck, I hate not being able to smell/taste anything
Post by: max_cool on May 20, 2008, 03:03:20 PM: you know what's fucked up about allergies...

My grandparents were born and raised in North Dakota. My parents were born and raised in North Dakota. I was born and raised in North Dakota... the only place i've ever experienced allergies has been North Dakota. You would think that as a 3rd generation that shit would have been worked out, but, nope. Fuck that place, yet another reason why I will never go back there (hint: my parents and brothers no longer live there either)

PS: I think this makes rant #10 against NoDak. :punch
Title: Re: Fucking fuck, I hate not being able to smell/taste anything
Post by: Powerslave on May 20, 2008, 03:10:49 PM: Quote from: swaggaz on May 20, 2008, 02:39:59 PM
You can still enjoy the texture of the food. Go buy some Tofu and Bananas to eat.

How about the texture of your dick? :-*
Title: Re: Fucking fuck, I hate not being able to smell/taste anything
Post by: Tauntaun on May 20, 2008, 03:11:57 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on May 20, 2008, 03:10:49 PM
Quote from: swaggaz on May 20, 2008, 02:39:59 PM
You can still enjoy the texture of the food. Go buy some Tofu and Bananas to eat.

How about the texture of your dick? :-*

nicca done called you out, time to put up or shut up. :punch
Title: Re: Fucking fuck, I hate not being able to smell/taste anything
Post by: xnikki118x on May 20, 2008, 04:00:11 PM: I have a weak sense of smell as it is, but I hate not being able to taste stuff.
Title: Re: Fucking fuck, I hate not being able to smell/taste anything
Post by: Bildi on May 20, 2008, 07:14:48 PM: I know someone who has lost her sense of smell and it seems that taste is very heavily affected by that as well. It's been gone for a couple of months now.

As if taste being severely diminished isn't enough, it would suck to not be able to smell when something is burning.
Title: Re: Fucking fuck, I hate not being able to smell/taste anything
Post by: Powerslave on May 20, 2008, 07:20:16 PM: How are you supposed to smell what The Rock is cooking that way? :(
Title: Re: Fucking fuck, I hate not being able to smell/taste anything
Post by: Bildi on May 20, 2008, 08:54:02 PM: Imagine if you were also deaf and couldn't hear the directions to Smackdown Hotel. Oh, the humanity.
Title: Re: Fucking fuck, I hate not being able to smell/taste anything
Post by: crimsondynamics on May 20, 2008, 08:59:59 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on May 20, 2008, 03:10:49 PM
How about the texture of your dick? :-*

Like sucking on a grape. :-*

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At least that's what my lady tells me...
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Your problem is allergy-induced, which can be treated and managed. A friend of mine was run over by a car, and when he was taken in for surgery the anesthesiologist went overboard; as a consequence, he can no longer smell or taste anything - for over a decade now. You can give him a lump of salt or pureed jalapeños and he wouldn't know it. The only thing he can make out are textures.

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So... what's the texture of a dick like again? :D
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