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Title: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2006, 02:32:02 PM

Next week, we both go to our opponents' place of coffee worship, and try two recommendations that we choose for one another.  It's the only way to be sure.

Then you will understand how awesome 7-Eleven coffee truly is.

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: brawndolicious on November 10, 2006, 02:34:17 PM

What's the difference?

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2006, 02:34:57 PM

MAF likes to waste money on overpriced coffee, while I save on equally as good coffee.

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 10, 2006, 02:35:58 PM

Yes, but even IF by some miracle of the coffee gods the 7-11 coffee is AT LEAST as good, Starbucks still has an edge over your crappy 7-11 crappy crapp:

Hot Women giving you coffee.

Also I love their snowmen cookies.

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: brawndolicious on November 10, 2006, 02:37:12 PM

I mean, Starbucks is monumentally shitty-quality coffee that I have no idea what they exactly put in there to keep people addicted.  7-11 tastes like normal coffee, right?

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2006, 02:38:22 PM

The only real difference is the amount of caffeine in your average cup of Starbucks coffee is significantly higher than that of 7-Eleven.

And that 20-somethings ring you up instead of Indians serving in indentured servitude.

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 10, 2006, 02:38:49 PM

im sorry but the girls are starbucks are fucking HOT

This is just one of those pathetic REBEL shit people pull when they think not liking something popular for its quality is AWESOME!

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2006, 02:39:44 PM

Not all of them!

I live in Los Angeles. I see eye candy on the sidewalk, why should I pay more for my coffee to see it at the register?

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 10, 2006, 02:40:00 PM

Willco has never had real coffe. Like American beer vs German beer AMIRITE

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 10, 2006, 02:40:13 PM

I'm gonna add the wildcard into your little challenge. Try McDonalds coffee, i dont know if they offer different coffee flavors near you guys but they do over here. Even at that try the regular coffee. Then tell us all what coffee god we should go to.

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2006, 02:40:51 PM

McDonald's coffee is terrible.  It tastes like burnt water.

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 10, 2006, 02:40:55 PM

Ok, Willco and I can at least agree, McDonalds coffee is the worst.

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: brawndolicious on November 10, 2006, 02:41:28 PM

ah.

I suggest slurries.  If you go early in the morning they just started up the machine so the slurries are super-cold and expand to around twice as much as what you put in so you pay less.

no coffee in the ghetto.

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: G The Resurrected on November 10, 2006, 02:43:23 PM

Well i'll join in with your Starbucks 7eleven taste test just let me know what i should get.

Mcd's might taste bold but i never thought it was burnt.

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: Cheebs on November 10, 2006, 02:44:11 PM

Starbuck?  :hyper

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2006, 02:44:19 PM

For the record, I do not think Starbucks is bad, but certainly not the glorified mana from heaven that MAF thinks!

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 10, 2006, 02:44:54 PM

MAYBE I JUST AM HYPNOTIZED BY ALL THE HOT WOMEn

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 10, 2006, 02:45:31 PM

Bold does not equal BAD TASTING.

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 10, 2006, 02:46:44 PM

wtf, starbuck's coffee beats the canned shit you mofo's swill at convenience stores. Columbian brew? YUBAN IS STILL YUBAN, SICKOS!

Title: Re: I challenge MAF to a Starbucks/7-Eleven coffee showdown
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 10, 2006, 02:49:55 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 10, 2006, 02:35:58 PM

Also I love their snowmen cookies.

OH GAWD YESSS :hyper