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Title: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2006, 05:43:16 PM
Jack Palance dies at 87
Oscar-winner died of natural causes in his California home

Updated: less than 1 minute ago
LOS ANGELES - Jack Palance, the craggy-faced menace in “Shane,” “Sudden Fear” and other films who turned to comedy at 70 with his Oscar-winning self-parody in “City Slickers,” died Friday.

Palance died of natural causes at his home in Montecito, Calif., surrounded by family, said spokesman Dick Guttman. Palance was 85 according to Associated Press records, but his family gave his age as 87.

When Palance accepted his Oscar for best supporting actor he delighted viewers of the 1992 Academy Awards by dropping to the stage and performing one-armed push-ups to demonstrate his physical prowess.

“That’s nothing, really,” he said slyly. “As far as two-handed push-ups, you can do that all night, and it doesn’t make a difference whether she’s there or not.”

That year’s Oscar host, Billy Crystal, turned the moment into a running joke, making increasingly outlandish remarks about Palance’s accomplishments throughout the night’s awards presentations.

It was a magic moment that epitomized the actor’s 40 years in films. Always the iconoclast, Palance had scorned most of his film roles.

“Most of the stuff I do is garbage,” he once told a reporter, adding that most of the directors he worked with were incompetent.

Movie audiences, however, were electrified by the actor’s chiseled face and hulking presence, and a calm, low voice that made him all the more chilling.

:lol

He was a crazy old fart.
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 10, 2006, 05:44:25 PM
:(

City Slickers
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2006, 05:46:47 PM
I have nightmares of Jack Palance from Scrooged coming to get me when I'm asleep tonight...
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: etiolate on November 10, 2006, 06:35:32 PM
Curly nooo!
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 10, 2006, 06:40:30 PM
He could do push ups with one hand :/
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Error Macro on November 10, 2006, 10:11:57 PM
Damn.  My reaction to this news was me thinking "SON OF A BITCH", just like Jack did in Batman, slamming his fist down on the newspaper and everything.

R.I.P.
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 11, 2006, 08:55:30 AM
 :(
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Wobedraggled on November 11, 2006, 09:48:46 AM
Need to watch Ripley's now.....


Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 12, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/10/palance.death/top.palance.gi.jpg)

I WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: TVC15 on November 12, 2006, 03:48:57 PM
(http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/10/palance.death/top.palance.gi.jpg)

I WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

How, he totally could've been the Tall Man in a Phantasm remake.

I met Jack Palance once at a local function in PA.  He came across as a nice "good ol boy" type of person.
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 12, 2006, 03:50:08 PM
he raped me outside a south dakota trailer park

he said he'd call but instead he gave me twenty bucks and pushed me out of his toyota into a ditch
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 12, 2006, 03:51:15 PM
he raped me outside a south dakota trailer park

he said he'd call but instead he gave me twenty bucks and pushed me out of his toyota into a ditch

So that's where you learned it from. :'(
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 16, 2012, 07:13:54 PM
DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2012, 07:19:54 PM
you broke the rules!
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Timber on April 16, 2012, 07:27:01 PM
Hollywood insider knowledge: Jack Palance actually lives on in the earthly vessel called Everett McGill.
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Enl on April 16, 2012, 07:32:57 PM
For a minute there I thought Jack Palance had died again. Would've suck to have gone through that twice.
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: pilonv1 on April 16, 2012, 07:39:20 PM
For a minute there I thought Jack Palance had died again. Would've suck to have gone through that twice.

both Jack Palance and Willco have returned from the grave to haunt us forever :(
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 16, 2012, 07:42:02 PM
To save this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1d8L_l1n9M
(Skip to 3:15)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwb2jDGDnnM
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Sman on April 17, 2012, 04:08:11 AM
Was the bump really necessary?
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Sman on April 17, 2012, 05:51:18 AM
No more than anyone else.
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: lordmaji on April 17, 2012, 09:01:31 AM
Wow, I thought he was already dead.  ::)
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Fifstar on April 17, 2012, 09:03:46 AM
Are you?

Simple but effective.
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Verdigris Murder on April 17, 2012, 09:21:21 AM
I can quite easily imagine Palance to have been an enthusiastic rape fan.
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: chronovore on April 17, 2012, 10:57:09 AM
Wow, I thought he was already dead.  ::)

Same here.
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 17, 2012, 11:39:06 AM
He's back! In pog form! Remember pogs?
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 17, 2012, 12:16:21 PM
Pawgs?
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: lordmaji on April 17, 2012, 12:45:33 PM
He's back! In pog form! Remember pogs?

with slammers!
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 17, 2012, 12:48:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z2YBHkhJq8
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 17, 2012, 12:50:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq9r50EYJh0

I actually had one of these. :lol
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: Enl on April 17, 2012, 12:51:40 PM
Wow, I thought he was already dead.  ::)

That's how badass Palance was. He toughed his way out from the grave and met his end again only when he chose. He was like a real Curly's Gold, only he was the real thing and not a stupid twin brother.
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: lordmaji on April 17, 2012, 12:53:04 PM
Wow, I thought he was already dead.  ::)

That's how badass Palance was. He toughed his way out from the grave and met his end again only when he chose. He was like a real Curly's Gold, only he was the real thing and not a stupid twin brother.

Jack Palance for Messiah 2012!
Title: Re: Jack Palance is dead!
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 17, 2012, 12:59:46 PM
SLAMMERS! SHAPED LIKE A NINJA STAR!!!!!