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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: FancyFeast on May 22, 2008, 11:34:06 PM

Title: Dennis Duckfat is the wired blogger that Penny Arcade destroyed
Post by: FancyFeast on May 22, 2008, 11:34:06 PM

http://www.destructoid.com/penny-arcade-promotes-their-game-with-flamebait-from-their-biggest-critic-86914.phtml


INSANE!!!   :lol :lol :lol :lol

Destructoid absolutely lays into him:

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Denis Duckfat hates Penny Arcade ... and they're loving it.

The ads (see gallery below) are the direct opposite of what you'd expect -- instead of using positive review quotes from gaming publications (11/10! -Cashwh0re), they went with the most ridiculous comments that one hater has been systematically posting on Wired. Little did he know his belligerent flamebaiting would one day become their national ad campaign for On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Penny Arcade's new game on Xbox Live! How's that for a last laugh?

(http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/86914-ad.jpg)
 

After we saw the ads, Destructoid dug up some additional info on this notorious critic -- DDF has been busy trolling the internet since 2005 on various forums and web sites, many of which have banned him for hatemongering senselessly. According to his abandoned Blogspot, he's a tubby game industry guy that "works on boring games every 4 years." The only thing he claims to hate more than Penny Arcade is Penny Arcade fans (as well as all music games, GTA, Tomb Raider boobs, and Xdude), and also has a few more colorful things to say in another Wired blog comment:

    Penny arcade sucks and is unfunny. please murder penny arcade and then yourself if you disagree with me.

Can you imagine this douchelord's facial expression when he finds out he's responsible for one of the better ad campaigns we've seen in gaming this year?

We hope DDF has a good sense of humor and urge him to apply as a speaker at PAX to share his heightened tasteof games and love of William H. Macy with the rest of us.

Another illustrious GAF allumnus. 

Title: Re: Dennis Duckfat is the wired blogger that Penny Arcade destroyed
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 22, 2008, 11:52:43 PM

i thought they were referring to dyack

Title: Re: Dennis Duckfat is the wired blogger that Penny Arcade destroyed
Post by: pilonv1 on May 23, 2008, 12:50:00 AM

I liked DDF on GAF since he liked 2D games

Title: Re: Dennis Duckfat is the wired blogger that Penny Arcade destroyed
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 23, 2008, 05:49:06 AM

Never thought I'd read that name again...

Title: Re: Dennis Duckfat is the wired blogger that Penny Arcade destroyed
Post by: AdmiralViscen on May 23, 2008, 10:20:04 AM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 22, 2008, 11:52:43 PM

i thought they were referring to dyack

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Title: Re: Dennis Duckfat is the wired blogger that Penny Arcade destroyed
Post by: Mupepe on May 23, 2008, 10:31:04 AM

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on May 23, 2008, 10:20:04 AM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 22, 2008, 11:52:43 PM

i thought they were referring to dyack

.

Title: Re: Dennis Duckfat is the wired blogger that Penny Arcade destroyed
Post by: Mondain on May 23, 2008, 11:17:41 AM

still doesn't keep the game from being a mediocre, low-budget piece of crap

when GAy banned DDF that's when it began sucking hardcore, and it only got worse afterwards

DDF is 100% right about Penny-Arcade too, and its fans especially, they're just scary

Title: Re: Dennis Duckfat is the wired blogger that Penny Arcade destroyed
Post by: demi on May 23, 2008, 11:52:28 AM

smh at these noobs, even i was aware of denis duckfat

Title: Re: Dennis Duckfat is the wired blogger that Penny Arcade destroyed
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 23, 2008, 12:00:19 PM

You mean DDF on GAF, or elsewhere?

I didn't know he brought his shit elsewhere after getting banned.

I still remember his spoilers avatar.

Title: Re: Dennis Duckfat is the wired blogger that Penny Arcade destroyed
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 23, 2008, 12:16:32 PM

That article is wrong, DDF has been trolling shit for like 10 years.

Title: Re: Dennis Duckfat is the wired blogger that Penny Arcade destroyed
Post by: MoxManiac on May 23, 2008, 08:58:30 PM

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on May 22, 2008, 11:52:43 PM

i thought they were referring to dyack

That's because DDF created his username in reference to Dyack. When he was on GAF he had a funny gif of dennis dyack eating an endless supply of hams.