THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on May 24, 2008, 03:36:39 AM

Title: Dear Evilbore
Post by: BlackMage on May 24, 2008, 03:36:39 AM
I've grown the pimpest beard ever!

<3
BM
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 24, 2008, 03:44:31 AM
Worthless without pics.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: BlackMage on May 24, 2008, 04:23:00 AM
crappy pic but you get the idea!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/beard1.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 24, 2008, 04:24:58 AM
GOOD JOB. Shave it.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: BlackMage on May 24, 2008, 04:27:30 AM
GOOD JOB. Shave it.

noooooooooooo
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: demi on May 24, 2008, 04:33:44 AM
looks gay. why dont you go suck a dick to complete the package.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: BlackMage on May 24, 2008, 04:37:10 AM
looks gay. why dont you go suck a dick to complete the package.

I bet Nick Frost would suck my dick if I let him.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: demi on May 24, 2008, 04:39:11 AM
It is a good thing you are ugly, then.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: pilonv1 on May 24, 2008, 04:45:09 AM
my beard is better than that
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 24, 2008, 04:47:07 AM
GOOD JOB. Shave it.

noooooooooooo

It's ok, BM.  I'm sure you have an awesome personality.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: FatalT on May 24, 2008, 04:47:15 AM
Backfired.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 24, 2008, 04:47:32 AM
my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: pilonv1 on May 24, 2008, 04:49:08 AM
youre pretty sure i dont what?
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Bildi on May 24, 2008, 05:23:54 AM
I had a beard once and everyone told me to shave it off.  So I did.

Then people said they liked it.

:maf
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: demi on May 24, 2008, 06:29:17 AM
my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.

omg... ownage

btw, i bet crystalgemini has a nasty asian muff. shave it.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 24, 2008, 06:40:47 AM
my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.

omg... ownage

btw, i bet crystalgemini has a nasty asian muff. shave it.

Oh, demi.  If you only knew.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Tieno on May 24, 2008, 06:41:56 AM
I wish to shave you!
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Cormacaroni on May 24, 2008, 08:56:09 AM
crappy pic but you get the idea!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/beard1.jpg)

(http://www.tvgeeking.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/dexter.jpg)

!
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 24, 2008, 10:03:41 AM
BM :bow :bow :bow

second best beard on EB. etoilet  :-*
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 24, 2008, 10:07:34 AM
BM :bow :bow :bow

second best beard on EB. etoilet  :-*

Nothing beats Cajole's beard, dude.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 24, 2008, 10:09:09 AM
except etoilet's! but cajole cut his off so he is disqualified
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 24, 2008, 10:15:15 AM
but cajole cut his off so he is disqualified

:omg :omg :omg
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 24, 2008, 10:20:36 AM
This almost makes me want to post a photo of myself. Almost!
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 24, 2008, 10:25:05 AM
 :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 24, 2008, 10:40:00 AM
lolz, I laugh @ you children and your so called "beards".

(http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00071/89/03/71743098_l.jpg)

(http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00101/13/75/101835731_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Mupepe on May 24, 2008, 11:13:21 AM
my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.

omg... ownage

btw, i bet crystalgemini has a nasty asian muff. shave it.

Oh, demi.  If you only knew.
pics plz
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 24, 2008, 01:01:07 PM
yeah I have to keep my beard n moustache trimmed or else it gets all crazy
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Pharmacy on May 24, 2008, 01:02:52 PM
lolz, I laugh @ you children and your so called "beards".

(http://b8.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00071/89/03/71743098_l.jpg)

(http://b1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00101/13/75/101835731_l.jpg)

ahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Tauntaun on May 24, 2008, 01:11:12 PM
Triumph is a turrrrist!  :o
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: demi on May 24, 2008, 01:20:14 PM
Maybe you can use some of that beard to cover up that bald scalp
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 24, 2008, 01:23:59 PM
Maybe you can use some of that beard to cover up that bald scalp

I've had the beard shaved for a while now.  :(
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Tauntaun on May 24, 2008, 01:25:39 PM
Maybe you can use some of that beard to cover up that bald scalp

I've had the beard shaved for a while now.  :(

Give us pics son, I'll lick your neck.  :)
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 24, 2008, 01:37:44 PM
I'm growing a beard too, are beards out? ;_;
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Tauntaun on May 24, 2008, 01:43:18 PM
I'm growing a beard too, are beards out? ;_;

Nothing's ever out of style for you, cause you're beautiful.  :-[
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: cloudwalking on May 24, 2008, 02:05:13 PM
jarosh has the best beard on evilbore, hands down

:swiss :swiss :swiss

:usacry
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Tieno on May 24, 2008, 02:19:31 PM
jarosh has the best beard on evilbore, hands down

:swiss :swiss :swiss

:usacry
Pics please.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Tauntaun on May 24, 2008, 03:57:12 PM
i don't even think there's any pics of me sporting a "manly beard". there's only the recent one where i'm unshaved and a couple of old ones with something resembling a beard. but i definitely do NOT have the best beard on evilbore or anything. my facial hair isn't that great.

i shall post links only (to those old ones i mentioned)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/pr/me-oh1.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/pr/image001.jpg

I'd lick your eyeballs dude, come to NY.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: BlackMage on May 25, 2008, 03:59:55 AM
hey crystal, Willco sent me a pm saying and I qoute, "the bitch won't let me grow a beard. I wish she would let me be a man!" I wonder if he was talkin' bout you.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: cool breeze on May 25, 2008, 04:01:54 AM
I would grow a beard, but for the first week or so I end up looking like someone kicked dirt on my face as I was trying to kidnap them, so I cave in and shave.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 25, 2008, 04:10:58 AM
yeah the first few weeks while I was growing my beard for the first time = embarassing lol

Cause its a work-in-progress n shit. Once its done tho people are like, looks good, but leading up to that its sideways glances n shit
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: xnikki118x on May 25, 2008, 04:02:23 PM
It works to a point, BM, but I think it kind of makes you look like an asshole. Maybe it's that smile you're doing in the pic though.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Jabberwocky on May 25, 2008, 04:11:20 PM
I can't connect my beard to my 'stache. :(
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: CurseoftheGods on May 25, 2008, 05:18:05 PM
crappy pic but you get the idea!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/beard1.jpg)

(http://seat42f.com/site/images/stories/seth-green.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: xnikki118x on May 25, 2008, 05:42:38 PM
^ Oh wow!



*EDIT*
Oh sure, I don't quote the pictures and I end up on another page, lol.

crappy pic but you get the idea!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/beard1.jpg)

(http://seat42f.com/site/images/stories/seth-green.jpg)
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: pilonv1 on May 25, 2008, 08:54:29 PM
I can't connect my beard to my 'stache. :(

I have a similar problem, my sideburns dont connect :(
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Boogie on May 25, 2008, 10:02:53 PM
crappy pic but you get the idea!
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/beard1.jpg)

What a pansy-ass beard.  I could out-do that with four days of growth.

Unfortunately, Mounties aren't allowed to have beards.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: Tauntaun on May 26, 2008, 01:15:11 AM
you need to lick more than just my eyeballs to make me go to ny  :-*

As the Beatles said, we can work it out.  :-*
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 27, 2008, 01:19:39 AM
Yeah, I've got the beard/stache issue too. You fix this by shaving whatever straglers that are trying to fill out those voids on your face. I recently trimmed my beard and I think it looks nice. You really need a defined jaw line to rock a beard though or you'll look like a dude with a really round face.