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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on November 11, 2006, 02:46:19 AM

Title: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 11, 2006, 02:46:19 AM: Actually, *I* didn't do it. My drunken friend, who is an unhappily married woman about to get a divorce, went out to get some drinks with myself and some other friends tonight. She parked at my place and we drove to the bar because, well, I guess some people can't drive drunk. Whatever.

Anyway, we get back to my place and she's about to get into her car, we're hugging or whatever, and she starts fucking kissing me! Right out in the middle of the street! She's still fucking married! And her husband is better looking and way more employed than I am.

So we kind of talk for a minute awkwardly, and she drives home. WTF? I'm very confused right now and am drinking more to cope with it. I also instantly regret posting this, even though I haven't hit the post button yet but know that I will because I have no will and am a drunken distinguished mentally-challenged fellow right now. Please start mocking me for this, I will not be happy until I wake up in a puddle of my own vomit tomorrow. In fact, I'm going to go buy some malt liquor to ensure that happens. BRB.
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 11, 2006, 02:47:41 AM: No penis insertion was involved?
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 11, 2006, 02:50:56 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 11, 2006, 02:47:41 AM
No penis insertion was involved?
Jesus Christ, NO! I was drunk and confused, and I guess I kissed her back, but now I'm in a fucking muddled insane mess, worried about husbands killing me in my sleep. I doubt I will ever fall asleep sober again.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 11, 2006, 02:51:28 AM: How did she get through the beard?
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 11, 2006, 02:53:28 AM: Quote from: Willco on November 11, 2006, 02:51:28 AM
How did she get through the beard?
I don't fucking know! It's like the kavorka or something!

The only reasonable answer to this is that I have to get blind drunk and light my penis on fire. Then her husband won't want to kill me.
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: Error Macro on November 11, 2006, 02:59:02 AM: You should stagger over to her place, and then... SMASH A LIQUOR BOTTLE OVER HER HUSBAND'S HEAD.

Preemptive strike.
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: BlackMage on November 11, 2006, 03:05:07 AM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 11, 2006, 02:50:56 AM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 11, 2006, 02:47:41 AM
No penis insertion was involved?
Jesus Christ, NO! I was drunk and confused, and I guess I kissed her back, but now I'm in a fucking muddled insane mess, worried about husbands killing me in my sleep. I doubt I will ever fall asleep sober again.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wait, you've been sober before?
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 11, 2006, 03:15:18 AM: Ok, I just chugged the rest of my roommate's beer in the fridge, and I think that should do it. Time to pass out and hope I don't wake up dead or something.
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 11, 2006, 08:58:37 AM: Dissapointment total. :(
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: Cheebs on November 11, 2006, 11:19:39 AM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 11, 2006, 02:50:56 AM
NO! I was drunk and confused
Wait. wtf. You drove home drunk?
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: DarienA on November 13, 2006, 10:21:21 AM: Ok so where the hell is the day after part of this story?!?!?
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 10:24:17 AM: Quote from: DarienA on November 13, 2006, 10:21:21 AM
Ok so where the hell is the day after part of this story?!?!?

It's not nice to have dirty, dirty sex and tell.
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: DarienA on November 13, 2006, 10:29:02 AM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 13, 2006, 10:24:17 AM
Quote from: DarienA on November 13, 2006, 10:21:21 AM
Ok so where the hell is the day after part of this story?!?!?

It's not nice to have dirty, dirty sex and tell.

I'm not looking for details I'm just saying did she talk to you about the next day? Did you guys pretend it didn't happen? Did you guys get it on?

That's all.
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 10:29:19 AM: (http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k98/vinnybeach/what.gif)
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 13, 2006, 10:34:38 AM: I'm just going to assume this thread is about awkward, gay sex.
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 10:38:28 AM: I wish. :(
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 10:45:13 AM: Quote from: DarienA on November 13, 2006, 10:29:02 AM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 13, 2006, 10:24:17 AM
Quote from: DarienA on November 13, 2006, 10:21:21 AM
Ok so where the hell is the day after part of this story?!?!?

It's not nice to have dirty, dirty sex and tell.

I'm not looking for details I'm just saying did she talk to you about the next day? Did you guys pretend it didn't happen? Did you guys get it on?

That's all.

I thought I was answering you! But specifically, yes, no and yes. Oh, yes.
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 10:47:11 AM: Is she cute?
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 10:48:29 AM: NIIIIIICE
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 10:59:06 AM: Quote from: Willco on November 13, 2006, 10:47:11 AM
Is she cute?

No, she's got a hump in her back and a mustache.

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No, she's hot actually.
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Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: DarienA on November 13, 2006, 11:20:24 AM: (http://www.pharfruminsain.com/graphics/images/free-MrBurnsExcellent.gif)
Title: Re: Friday Night Drunk Thread: I did a bad, bad thing
Post by: DarienA on November 13, 2006, 11:21:15 AM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 13, 2006, 10:45:13 AM
Quote from: DarienA on November 13, 2006, 10:29:02 AM
Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on November 13, 2006, 10:24:17 AM
Quote from: DarienA on November 13, 2006, 10:21:21 AM
Ok so where the hell is the day after part of this story?!?!?

It's not nice to have dirty, dirty sex and tell.

I'm not looking for details I'm just saying did she talk to you about the next day? Did you guys pretend it didn't happen? Did you guys get it on?

That's all.

I thought I was answering you! But specifically, yes, no and yes. Oh, yes.

(http://www.pharfruminsain.com/graphics/images/free-MrBurnsExcellent.gif)