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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2008, 09:33:06 PM

Title: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2008, 09:33:06 PM
i am going to watch BARBARIAN and DESTROYER back-to-back. you cannot stop me.

(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/29/1800050029p.jpg)
"by crom, i will have your assholes hoisted and fucked before this evening is through, evilbore!"
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 27, 2008, 09:33:53 PM
:lol

I did this exact thing with my friend literally two days ago. It was his first time, and he had bought a double pack.

Oh, he learned what is good in life.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 27, 2008, 09:34:19 PM
Conan the Barbarian :bow

YOU WILL BELIEVE OLIVER STONE CAN WRITE AN ENTERTAINING MOVIE!!!
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2008, 09:34:51 PM
john milius and oliver stone
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 27, 2008, 09:37:11 PM
No homo.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 27, 2008, 09:37:51 PM
More accurate would be to say that not even Oliver Stone can mess up a movie made by John "RED DAWN" Milius. :bow
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 27, 2008, 09:38:28 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 27, 2008, 09:34:51 PM
john milius and oliver stone

The screenplay was pretty much all Oliver Stone.  Milius just changed some beats, characters and dialogue.  He still deserves his credit.  That movie just rocks.  I totally dig Milius as a director, but I'm hard pressed to come up with another awesome flick he directed when TVC 15 gives me the second degree on my Milius man crush.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 27, 2008, 09:42:07 PM
I was just informed by someone that Oliver Stone's script is insane and that Milius cleaned it up.  Maybe Milius > Stone.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Eric P on May 27, 2008, 10:06:38 PM
as a conan fan, i didn't like this movie series at all but i can see where others would get enjoyment.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2008, 10:07:16 PM
destroyer is awful -- as is red sonja -- but barbarian is GREAT fuckin' camp.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Eric P on May 27, 2008, 10:07:41 PM
if i want camp, i have deathstalker.

[youtube=425,350]KA42DDrjrUQ[/youtube]
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 27, 2008, 10:07:54 PM
Yeah, Barbarian is awesome.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2008, 10:08:27 PM
deathstalker -- wasn't that on mst3k once?
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Eric P on May 27, 2008, 10:11:01 PM
that was deathstalker 2 or something

[youtube=425,350]LFXUhZHbD2Y[/youtube]
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Eric P on May 27, 2008, 10:11:34 PM
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
season 7 episode 3
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2008, 10:15:00 PM
POTATOES ARE WHAT WE EAT.

HORSES ARE WHAT WE RIDE.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 27, 2008, 10:16:17 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 27, 2008, 10:08:27 PM
deathstalker -- wasn't that on mst3k once?

The 3rd one was on MST3k. It's the second one that's brilliant though. Deathstalker 2 is possibly the greatest bad movie ever ever filmed.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Brehvolution on May 27, 2008, 10:21:26 PM
Is it true that Conan:HA is a 32 GB install?  :o

And people complain about the PS3.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: pilonv1 on May 27, 2008, 10:27:51 PM
i bet you cant wait for the new Conan movie with HHH in the lead role
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 27, 2008, 10:45:54 PM
WRASSLER
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: pilonv1 on May 27, 2008, 10:49:17 PM
TRIPLE HAITCH
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2008, 11:01:45 PM
young conan looks like linda hamilton
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 27, 2008, 11:36:36 PM
Linda Hamilton looks like Young Conan!
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2008, 11:37:20 PM
haha, i love the demon fuck scene when he tosses her into the fireplace
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2008, 11:40:47 PM
...and when he coldcocks the camel
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2008, 11:48:26 PM
this movie doesn't skimp on the titties!
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 27, 2008, 11:57:27 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 27, 2008, 11:40:47 PM
...and when he coldcocks the camel

Look at that!! Can you believe it?!
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 27, 2008, 11:58:36 PM
his previous line was him grunting "they're all SLUTS" at a bunch of women
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 28, 2008, 12:01:39 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 27, 2008, 11:40:47 PM
...and when he coldcocks the camel

I think in Conan the Destroyer he punches a camel and a horse. :rock
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 28, 2008, 12:09:39 AM
haha, i forgot that the followers of thulsa doom were dirty wussy HIPPIES.

john milius is an AWESOME republican, as he acknowledges the only thing worth doing as a conservative is putting a boot in a flower child's lazy ass :bow2

also, BEST LINE OF ALL TIME:

Quote from: Conan
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

:bow :bow :bow :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 28, 2008, 12:15:09 AM
Lemme borrow conan, Im waiting on blugay release
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 28, 2008, 12:16:50 AM
will do!
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 28, 2008, 12:17:59 AM
:bow james earl jones :bow2

man, the tree of woe sucks! :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...except when it brings a tasty vulture snack! :hyper
[close]
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 28, 2008, 12:19:01 AM
Conan the Barbarian has an awesome score too.

[youtube=425,350]onGWF8mz1Zw[/youtube]

Riddle of Steel :bow
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 28, 2008, 12:19:55 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 28, 2008, 12:17:59 AM
:bow james earl jones :bow2

man, the tree of woe sucks! :'(


It just helps develop my theory that Conan is jesus.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 28, 2008, 01:28:11 AM
starting DESTROYER

i forgot about the godawful comic relief thief guy :'(
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 28, 2008, 01:30:01 AM
oh my god he DOES punch a horse out :o
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 28, 2008, 01:35:28 AM
Barbarian would be better if he wasn't wearing that awful wig.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 28, 2008, 01:37:26 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on May 28, 2008, 01:30:01 AM
oh my god he DOES punch a horse out :o

Sadly, that's probably the best part of the movie.  :-\

I mean, you'd think having Arnold, Grace Jones, and Wilt Chamberlain in a movie together would be an automatic recipe for awesomeness, but no.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2008, 01:39:27 AM
i love the beginning of that movie, from Conan's father explaining the riddle of steal to Conan's momma getting owned  :'(
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 28, 2008, 01:41:24 AM
I like how it shows him working on the wheel as a little kid, and the other slaves start dropping off until finally it's just him as adult Conan pushing the wheel by himself.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 28, 2008, 01:58:54 AM
I like the running montage. Those two never get tired.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Narag on May 28, 2008, 02:07:51 AM
Fucking hated the Destroyer and it wasn't until a couple years back I finally understood why. There was too much dialogue in it compared the bare minimum needed in Barbarian.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: drozmight on May 28, 2008, 03:37:19 AM
Quote from: Eric P on May 27, 2008, 10:07:41 PM
if i want camp, i have deathstalker.

[youtube=425,350]KA42DDrjrUQ[/youtube]

The first part of this video = a restaurant I'd like to open.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: TVC15 on May 28, 2008, 02:54:21 PM
Conan the Destroyer has Grace Jones, thus all you haters are fucking gays.
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Eric P on May 28, 2008, 03:00:19 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 28, 2008, 02:54:21 PM
Conan the Destroyer has Grace Jones, thus all you haters are fucking gays.

i would argue the exact opposite

she's not really a straight icon

she is however a gay icon

Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: TVC15 on May 28, 2008, 03:05:17 PM
Quote from: Eric P on May 28, 2008, 03:00:19 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 28, 2008, 02:54:21 PM
Conan the Destroyer has Grace Jones, thus all you haters are fucking gays.

i would argue the exact opposite

she's not really a straight icon

she is however a gay icon



Are you saying you have to to be gay to appreciate Slave to the Rhythm?
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: DJ_Tet on May 28, 2008, 03:09:10 PM
Destroyer is way better than Barbarian, despite the addition of Grace Jones and subtraction of bare breasts.

Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Eric P on May 28, 2008, 03:16:02 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 28, 2008, 03:05:17 PM
Quote from: Eric P on May 28, 2008, 03:00:19 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on May 28, 2008, 02:54:21 PM
Conan the Destroyer has Grace Jones, thus all you haters are fucking gays.

i would argue the exact opposite

she's not really a straight icon

she is however a gay icon



Are you saying you have to to be gay to appreciate Slave to the Rhythm?

not out loud or anything
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 28, 2008, 03:18:34 PM
grace jones could probably break your dick off with her vagina :bow
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: TVC15 on May 28, 2008, 04:24:44 PM
[youtube=425,350]cpAOzBmeaMo[/youtube].
Title: Re: tonight is CONAN night
Post by: Oblivion on May 28, 2008, 06:00:33 PM
This movie's awesome because Basil Poledouris' Riders of Doom was used in the 3D Zelda trailers. :bow :bow