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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on May 27, 2008, 10:56:09 PM

Title: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: GilloD on May 27, 2008, 10:56:09 PM: http://gawker.com/5011252/disaster-at-the-sex-and-the-city-premiere

I guess they sold like a zillion tickets but only had like 5 seats, so they made everyone show up, stand around for pictures and then sent them all home. An approproate start for a horrible movie.
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 27, 2008, 11:05:48 PM: This movie is going to blow so much

Also, I think I would still bang the chick that played in Mannequin

omg, I just read the excerpt from the lady. I somehow feel better for knowing a bunch of Sex in the City fans had to stand outside for hours for a photoshoot they didn't know about, only to be turned away :rofl
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 27, 2008, 11:13:58 PM: More like Horse Face: The Movie
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 28, 2008, 12:07:10 AM: Seinfeld could have made an entire episode out of that article. Probably even a two-parter.
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 28, 2008, 12:09:20 AM: 2.5 hours
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: GilloD on May 28, 2008, 06:52:49 AM: I'm just so incensed by this terrible idea, I will stand guard and report on all of its many foibles. I'M WATCHING YOU, MOOBIE.
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: Rman on May 28, 2008, 09:23:44 AM: To the men of EB, are any your girlfriends or wives dragging you to this?
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 28, 2008, 11:44:08 AM: Quote from: Rman on May 28, 2008, 09:23:44 AM
To the men of EB, are any your girlfriends or wives dragging you to this?

My wife is going with a bunch of girlfriends Saturday night. So you could say that I've been spared, but I actually want to see it.
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: Mupepe on May 28, 2008, 12:17:54 PM: I'll see it on blu ray
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: DJ_Tet on May 28, 2008, 12:24:46 PM: I'm going but the tv show didn't totally annoy me. Until Carrie cheated on the guy from Office Space. That wasn't cool.

My gf doesn't want to get spoiled so we'll see it this weekend.

edit: I hope Charlotte gets lots of screen time, she's the only one I like :'(
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: GilloD on May 28, 2008, 12:37:30 PM: Quote from: Mupepe on May 28, 2008, 12:17:54 PM
I'll see it on blu ray

(.)(.)
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: hyp on May 28, 2008, 12:38:16 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on May 27, 2008, 11:05:48 PM
Also, I think I would still bang the chick that played in Mannequin

:rock :rock

man i was so in love with her after watching that movie.
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: DJ_Tet on May 30, 2008, 10:41:57 AM: Kim Cattrall was hot as fuck in the 80's.

Check out the scene she had in Porky's where she's a cheerleader who gets banged by the PE Coach :-*
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 30, 2008, 10:54:53 AM: Quote from: Rman on May 28, 2008, 09:23:44 AM
To the men of EB, are any your girlfriends or wives dragging you to this?

My GF is taking my today at lunch.
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: GilloD on May 30, 2008, 11:35:49 AM: The reviews for this fi;m have been hilariously atrocious. The Post called it a "Taliban recruitment film". The New Yorker beat the shit out of it: http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/cinema/2008/06/09/080609crci_cinema_lane?currentPage=all

It's everything I feared. All the gentle subtext has been washed away in favor of a glut of product placement of rampant consumerism. The show's theme has shifted from "Money will never, ever make you happy, ever" to "CLOSET SPACE! EEEEEE!"
Title: Re: Sex and the City DA MOOBIE: AWFUL WATCH
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 30, 2008, 05:56:17 PM: Oh god, the movie was pretty bad. It went on forever and ever.