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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:05:45 PM

Title: American Gladiators is pretty sexy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:05:45 PM: Nothing like watching tight bodied women wrestle each other on a foam pyramid.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 31, 2008, 02:09:31 PM: Indeed
(http://i26.tinypic.com/mmy5v9.gif)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2008, 02:12:00 PM: Crush is the best thing to ever happen to American Gladiators. Unfortunately I stopped watching it since I'm not home when its on.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:14:09 PM: It's on Hulu, stupid!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:15:39 PM: Wow, Crush beat that chick in record time. :bow Crush :bow2
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2008, 02:15:50 PM: Hulu strikes again :bow
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:16:57 PM: Haha, Crush beat both those broads. :lol
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2008, 02:17:28 PM: Crush is evil, they should just pit her against men
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:18:54 PM: Oh my God, Subway stats. :lol

"To view more of the Gladiators' stats, including their favorite subs..." :lol
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Post by: cool breeze on May 31, 2008, 02:21:48 PM: I remember last season when Crush was going against Jet and she totally was trying to fist her. In one episode this season she rubbered her ass over another womans face after doing a stripper pole move.
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Post by: Fragamemnon on May 31, 2008, 02:26:19 PM: Just an FYI-that lady who plays Crush is going to be in Red Alert 3 as Natasha, a Soviet Commando with an AK-47 and a lotta leather.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 31, 2008, 02:29:10 PM: Quote from: Fragamemnon on May 31, 2008, 02:26:19 PM
Just an FYI-that lady who plays Crush is going to be in Red Alert 3 as Natasha, a Soviet Commando with an AK-47 and a lotta leather.

Red Alert cutscenes > MGS cutscenes
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:32:19 PM: :lol

Would you let Crush violate you, Blue?
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Post by: BlueTsunami on May 31, 2008, 02:34:36 PM: Oh god yes, and if I try to resist, she'll just beat the living shit outta me
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:35:47 PM: Steel is the lamest new Gladiator. She never speaks. It's supposed to come off as badass, but it makes her look distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 31, 2008, 02:36:28 PM: I think she's deaf.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 31, 2008, 02:37:54 PM: :rofl
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:38:47 PM: I stand by my original statement!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:40:21 PM: ... She's not deaf at all! I was right - she is distinguished mentally-challenged!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:42:45 PM: Hellga? Not so hot. She'd break off your dick!
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Post by: cool breeze on May 31, 2008, 02:45:20 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 31, 2008, 02:42:45 PM
Hellga? Not so hot. She'd break off your dick!

Hellga looks like the only thing that will satisfy her is a pair of 15 inch dicks. She is lucky that justice and Wolf can double team her now.
Title: Re: American Gladiators is pretty sexy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:46:23 PM: I wonder if the Gladiators have sex with each other. I'd imagine their children would be Olympians and I'm not talking modern day global games Olympics, but rather GREEK GODS!!!
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 31, 2008, 02:47:45 PM: I would imagine the baby Titan and Crush make wouldn't just plop out of the birth canal.
It would battle it's way out through hordes of fire monsters and barbarians.
Title: Re: American Gladiators is pretty sexy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 02:49:15 PM: They would have twins and would compete in some kind of vagina Eliminator to decide which baby would crown forth. The losing child is devoured.
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Post by: cool breeze on May 31, 2008, 02:49:35 PM: The child of Crush and Titan would end up killing the doctor that ends up slapping him.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on May 31, 2008, 03:01:45 PM: Phoenix :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :hump :hump :hump :hump :interracial :interracial :interracial
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2008, 03:01:58 PM: Crush has big tities.
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Post by: Himu on May 31, 2008, 04:50:52 PM: CRUSH
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Post by: Reb on May 31, 2008, 05:06:08 PM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on May 31, 2008, 03:01:45 PM
Phoenix :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :hump :hump :hump :hump :interracial :interracial :interracial
I support this message.
Title: Re: American Gladiators is pretty sexy
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 31, 2008, 05:26:55 PM: (http://i32.tinypic.com/2a615ox.gif)
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Post by: Himu on May 31, 2008, 05:47:09 PM: i'm in love
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Post by: Oblivion on May 31, 2008, 06:30:22 PM: Thread is useless without (more) gifs. :punch
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Post by: Candyflip on May 31, 2008, 06:56:35 PM: Gina Carano (aka Crush) missed weight for her fight today because she had to bulk up to ~160-165 for Gladiators :maf

(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7382/468300138lhm1.jpg)
Title: Re: American Gladiators is pretty sexy
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 31, 2008, 07:26:04 PM: Does that mean she's not going to fight tonight?
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Post by: Candyflip on May 31, 2008, 07:29:48 PM: No, she just had to give a big chunk of her purse to the opponent.
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Post by: APF on May 31, 2008, 08:03:20 PM: I actually kinda know Hellga, at least in the same way I kinda know any of you guys here--we both used to post on the same strength / fitness board a few years back.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 31, 2008, 08:18:39 PM: APF is an American Gladiator?!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 31, 2008, 08:23:06 PM: Quote from: Willco on May 31, 2008, 02:49:15 PM
They would have twins and would compete in some kind of vagina Eliminator to decide which baby would crown forth. The losing child is devoured.

that waas my favorite part of Grant Morrison's New X-Men
Title: Re: American Gladiators is pretty sexy
Post by: APF on June 01, 2008, 10:41:46 AM: Quote from: Willco on May 31, 2008, 08:18:39 PM
APF is an American Gladiator?!

My secret identity! Now it all makes sense, doesn't it...