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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2008, 03:54:39 PM

Title: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2008, 03:54:39 PM: I was driving in west texas and I i see a dead carcass on the side of the road. It looked strange and rather big so I turned around for a closer look. What I saw was the strangest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. It was a wild hog with a vulture's head in it's ass, and the funniest (saddest) thing was that the vulture was stuck in the dead hogs ass. It was flapping its wings and trying to get a way but it couldn't. I really didnt want to touch it so there was nothing I could do. :-\

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/deadhogvulture01.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/deadhogvulture02.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/galeninjapan/deadhogvulture03.jpg)
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: cool breeze on May 31, 2008, 03:55:43 PM: How the hell did that happen?
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: TVC15 on May 31, 2008, 03:56:17 PM: That's how I wanna go. Just replace the vulture with demi.
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Vizzys on May 31, 2008, 04:01:21 PM: thats funny
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Powerslave on May 31, 2008, 04:07:30 PM: lmao :lol
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Powerslave on May 31, 2008, 04:09:13 PM: Quote from: swaggaz on May 31, 2008, 03:55:43 PM
How the hell did that happen?

The vulture stuck his head up the hog's ass and got stuck. You really are dumb mayne

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Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Positive Touch on May 31, 2008, 04:12:17 PM: jesus man, you coulda just yanked on the bird to help it get free. poor guy :(
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2008, 04:15:16 PM: Quote from: Positive Touch on May 31, 2008, 04:12:17 PM
jesus man, you coulda just yanked on the bird to help it get free. poor guy :(

Are you going to touch a dead animal on the side of the road?
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: demi on May 31, 2008, 04:16:19 PM: Dude submit that to CNN or something... I bet it gets front page news. Say it's some new animal you've never seen before.
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Beezy on May 31, 2008, 04:17:53 PM: :lol
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Raban on May 31, 2008, 04:21:07 PM: I thought it was some freakish hybrid alien animal, instead, the truth is much funnier :rofl
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Tieno on May 31, 2008, 04:26:42 PM: That's deep.

Tauntaun will be inspired by this
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2008, 04:27:07 PM: Quote from: demi on May 31, 2008, 04:16:19 PM
Dude submit that to CNN or something... I bet it gets front page news. Say it's some new animal you've never seen before.

I submitted it to CNN.
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-28737 (http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-28737)

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Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Crushed on May 31, 2008, 04:48:31 PM: Yeah, that'll be accepted to CNN.

WHEN PIGS FLY

wait
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Reb on May 31, 2008, 05:03:48 PM: boaring
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 31, 2008, 07:41:58 PM: that's what he gets for trying to go too deep on a first date
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Candyflip on May 31, 2008, 07:50:17 PM: Nature at its finest.
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: brawndolicious on May 31, 2008, 08:50:16 PM: did you at least call animal patrol? if the vulture's still alive, they'll probably do something to help it.
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2008, 08:54:23 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on May 31, 2008, 08:50:16 PM
did you at least call animal patrol? if the vulture's still alive, they'll probably do something to help it.

You obviously don't know west texas.

1. I was 45 minutes from the nearest gas station.
2. I had no cell phone service
3. What the fuck is animal patrol?
4. Why would I know their number?
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: brawndolicious on May 31, 2008, 09:02:28 PM: I meant animal control. long day.

I don't know the number either but I'm guessing you could just call 911. that is a horrible situation for any animal to be in..
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Powerslave on May 31, 2008, 09:14:54 PM: "operator 911, how can I help you"

"yeah I just saw a vulture stuck with his head up a dead hog's ass.... I need asistance"
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Crushed on May 31, 2008, 09:30:34 PM: Animal Patrol sounds like either some badass military unit or a lame Animal Planet show about conservation.
Title: Re: The strangest thing I have ever seen in my life. Pics (NSFW?)
Post by: Candyflip on June 01, 2008, 01:05:20 AM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on May 31, 2008, 04:27:07 PM
Quote from: demi on May 31, 2008, 04:16:19 PM
Dude submit that to CNN or something... I bet it gets front page news. Say it's some new animal you've never seen before.

I submitted it to CNN.
http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-28737 (http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-28737)

Please feel free to rate it!
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What you witnessed was the little seen cross species mating of a boar (Swineus Democrati) and the American Turkey Vulture ( GOPus extremus) the offspring, though a hybrid will give birth and populate public service. It is a prolific breeder and though strides have been made lately, there is little hope to eradicate them completely.

:lol