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Title: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 31, 2008, 11:29:57 PM
...still didn't get laid.  :-\

Oh .. the movie was okay. Not too offensive or smarmy. Laughed twice.


The red headed lesbo and the slutty cougar both get nude and they actually show a guys dong at one point (!?).


Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 31, 2008, 11:31:07 PM
cigarillo
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 31, 2008, 11:32:41 PM
cigarillo

I brought my gameboy and played it for 20 minutes. Doesn't that save me a bit?

Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 31, 2008, 11:33:15 PM
a bit
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: duckman2000 on May 31, 2008, 11:37:01 PM
cigarillo

I brought my gameboy and played it for 20 minutes. Doesn't that save me a bit?

Well, that right there probably saved you from getting laid. Which is pretty much what you'd expect from a cigarillo dude with a wife.

Luckily, my wife really isn't into Sex and the City. Of course, she makes up for it by really digging the Hallmark channel. :(
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: demi on May 31, 2008, 11:43:12 PM
Was it a nice dong? Did it make you feel like a little boy upon comparison? Details...
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Post by: ToxicAdam on May 31, 2008, 11:47:16 PM
Was it a nice dong? Did it make you feel like a little boy upon comparison? Details...

I think it was a nasty European cock. Uncircumcised.  :'(

Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: demi on May 31, 2008, 11:47:56 PM
GROSS

Guess that rules out movie weekend for me
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Skiptastic on June 01, 2008, 12:37:50 AM
Man I am glad that my girlfriend both hates Sex and the City and always wants to get down.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 01, 2008, 12:57:46 AM
Sex in the City makes The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants seem like Rambo in comparison.

No reasonable male should be made to sit through this film, relationship or not.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: duckman2000 on June 01, 2008, 03:13:48 AM
Was it a nice dong? Did it make you feel like a little boy upon comparison? Details...

I think it was a nasty European cock. Uncircumcised.  :'(

 :usacry

Land of the free and mutilated penises.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: demi on June 01, 2008, 03:15:51 AM
Was it a nice dong? Did it make you feel like a little boy upon comparison? Details...

I think it was a nasty European cock. Uncircumcised.  :'(

 :usacry

Land of the free and mutilated penises.


(http://www.nataliedee.com/050405/anteater.jpg)

SO AROUSING
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: duckman2000 on June 01, 2008, 03:20:42 AM
A genuine accent and a decent sized, curiously European dong will get you laid in America. Add alopecia universalis to the mix, and suddenly your inherent weirdness becomes a sexy force to be reckoned with. True story. The only downside is that women will, without exception, at one point insist on doing the turtle thing with your package.
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Post by: TVC15 on June 01, 2008, 04:06:44 AM
Was the dong hard and/or spraying semen everywhere?
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 01, 2008, 04:14:32 AM
I've had gorgeous women compliment me on my affected pseudo-European accent
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Post by: Tieno on June 01, 2008, 04:28:33 AM
a british-Sri Lankan friend, who has an inordanate amount of flair and charm anyways, said that he was fighting women off with a shitty stick when he worked in NY for a while.

Opening doors for people and saying after you managed to get him 3 phone numbers... wtf? is it that easy?

wow. I always open doors and the females only smile back at me. Damn prudes.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Reb on June 01, 2008, 04:38:17 AM
Maybe he opened the door with his uncut penis.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: duckman2000 on June 01, 2008, 11:40:32 AM
a british-Sri Lankan friend, who has an inordanate amount of flair and charm anyways, said that he was fighting women off with a shitty stick when he worked in NY for a while.

Opening doors for people and saying after you managed to get him 3 phone numbers... wtf? is it that easy?

wow. I always open doors and the females only smile back at me. Damn prudes.

(http://users.telenet.be/tieno/VJTonyavy6.jpg)
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Post by: Flannel Boy on June 01, 2008, 11:45:44 AM
a british-Sri Lankan friend, who has an inordanate amount of flair and charm anyways, said that he was fighting women off with a shitty stick when he worked in NY for a while.

Opening doors for people and saying after you managed to get him 3 phone numbers... wtf? is it that easy?

wow. I always open doors and the females only smile back at me. Damn prudes.

They don't even smile back when I open doors for them. They just clutch their purses and increase their walking pace.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: cloudwalking on June 01, 2008, 12:07:21 PM
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.

i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 01, 2008, 12:09:11 PM
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.

i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss

If you show him off to the wrong woman, he might leave your freckled ass.  :cancry
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2008, 12:13:28 PM
I think its telling that at the screening I went to, the biggest laugh came at a diarrhea joke.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 01, 2008, 01:16:00 PM
I forgot to mention the most egregious part of the movie.


12 fucking commercials before the previews were on. WTF is that shit? Are you serious .. no wonder people don't go to movies anymore.

Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: cloudwalking on June 01, 2008, 01:48:12 PM
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.

i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss

If you show him off to the wrong woman, he might leave your freckled ass.  :cancry

nah, he hates americans, like every other european does :usacry
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2008, 01:48:56 PM
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.

i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss

If you show him off to the wrong woman, he might leave your freckled ass.  :cancry

nah, he hates americans, like every other european does :usacry

That's ok, most americans hate europeans.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Rman on June 01, 2008, 01:50:22 PM
The commercials are standard practice these days sadly.
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Post by: APF on June 01, 2008, 02:27:05 PM
Most Americans can't even spell Europeens.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Powerslave on June 01, 2008, 02:35:53 PM
So why is everybody on the internet hating on this movie suddenly? Is it the new cool thing to do? You hate a chick-flick, that's so cool. Can I join in.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 01, 2008, 02:41:27 PM
so how did the women in the audience react when the dick was on screen? i'm into that kind of thing
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Reb on June 01, 2008, 02:42:30 PM
smh
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Tieno on June 01, 2008, 03:19:36 PM
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.

i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss
But I have sexy european accent! :-*


We need some European flag icons btw.
(http://www.geliosoft.com/3d-flag-screensavers/european-flag-screensaver.jpg)
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2008, 03:20:01 PM
So why is everybody on the internet hating on this movie suddenly? Is it the new cool thing to do? You hate a chick-flick, that's so cool. Can I join in.

Its a 2.5 hour long episode of 4 shallow woman. In 30 minute doses it's okay.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Reb on June 01, 2008, 03:28:07 PM
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.

i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss
But I have sexy european accent! :-*


We need some European flag icons btw.
(http://www.geliosoft.com/3d-flag-screensavers/european-flag-screensaver.jpg)
Europe, FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2008, 03:35:00 PM
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.

i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss
But I have sexy european accent! :-*


We need some European flag icons btw.


We have one. 

:supergay
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2008, 03:36:07 PM
Is it true that if you go watch that movie you are have to put an old mans sweaty hairy balls in your mouth?
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2008, 03:37:00 PM
Is it true that if you go watch that movie you are have to put an old mans sweaty hairy balls in your mouth?
(http://i26.tinypic.com/v4uogl.jpg)

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Post by: Mupepe on June 01, 2008, 03:45:18 PM
i'll see this at some point, the show was good.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 01, 2008, 04:24:42 PM

Its a 2.5 hour long episode of 4 shallow woman. In 30 minute doses it's okay.

They could have easily cut 20 minutes out of this movie. The whole subplot with her assistant was worthless.

Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Pharmacy on June 01, 2008, 04:25:38 PM
why did you not get laid

shes your wife for christs sake
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 01, 2008, 04:30:15 PM
why did you not get laid

shes your wife for christs sake

You answered your own question.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 01, 2008, 04:30:52 PM

Its a 2.5 hour long episode of 4 shallow woman. In 30 minute doses it's okay.

They could have easily cut 20 minutes out of this movie. The whole subplot with her assistant was worthless.



But they needed to show that the girls are down with black people.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Herr Mafflard on June 01, 2008, 04:57:23 PM
So you treated your wife to the SATC movie and still didn't get laid?  :o














I think she's having an affair.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: demi on June 01, 2008, 04:58:26 PM
She's diddling herself while TA is at work  :'(
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Post by: FancyFeast on June 01, 2008, 05:07:26 PM
[youtube=425,350]CajJyuk3P_w[/youtube].
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Tristam on June 01, 2008, 05:19:25 PM
So why is everybody on the internet hating on this movie suddenly? Is it the new cool thing to do? You hate a chick-flick, that's so cool. Can I join in.

Because -- and I think Stinkles said it best -- the show teaches chic, cosmopolitan women that it's perfectly acceptable to be vapid whores.
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Post by: Powerslave on June 01, 2008, 05:54:19 PM
It is.
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Post by: The Sceneman on June 01, 2008, 06:07:26 PM
all I care about is sex and the city
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Tristam on June 03, 2008, 12:26:43 AM
Bumped for Anthony Lane's review in The New Yorker:

Quote from: Review
At least, you could argue, Miranda has a job, as a lawyer. But the film pays it zero attention, and the other women expect her to drop it and fly to Mexico without demur. (And she does.) Worse still is the sneering cut as the scene shifts from Carrie, carefree and childless in the New York Public Library, to the face of Miranda’s young son, smeared with spaghetti sauce. In short, to anyone facing the quandaries of being a working mother, the movie sends a vicious memo: Don’t be a mother. And don’t work. Is this really where we have ended up—with this superannuated fantasy posing as a slice of modern life? On TV, “Sex and the City” was never as insulting as “Desperate Housewives,” which strikes me as catastrophically retrograde, but, almost sixty years after “All About Eve,” which also featured four major female roles, there is a deep sadness in the sight of Carrie and friends defining themselves not as Bette Davis, Anne Baxter, Celeste Holm, and Thelma Ritter did—by their talents, their hats, and the swordplay of their wits—but purely by their ability to snare and keep a man. Believe me, ladies, we’re not worth it. It’s true that Samantha finally disposes of one paramour, but only with a view to landing another, and her parting shot is a beauty: “I love you, but I love me more.” I have a terrible feeling that “Sex and the City” expects us not to disapprove of that line, or even to laugh at it, but to exclaim in unison, “You go, girl.” I walked into the theatre hoping for a nice evening and came out as a hard-line Marxist, my head a whirl of closets, delusions, and blunt-clawed cattiness. All the film lacks is a subtitle: “The Lying, the Bitch, and the Wardrobe.”

http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/cinema/2008/06/09/080609crci_cinema_lane (http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/cinema/2008/06/09/080609crci_cinema_lane)

Lane's prose.   :bow2
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 03, 2008, 12:54:10 AM
The movie didnt suck because of it's message or lack of one. It sucked on many more levels.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: Tristam on June 03, 2008, 01:04:49 AM
The movie didnt suck because of it's message or lack of one. It sucked on many more levels.

I only posted the last paragraph. The rest of the review addresses a lot of stuff outside the message.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on June 03, 2008, 09:18:41 AM
(http://www.uploadandgo.com/images/1212454090096.jpg)

The hands match the face.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on June 03, 2008, 09:26:20 AM
Its as if shes worked years in a coal mine or got touched by a wraith
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Post by: Eric P on June 03, 2008, 09:58:41 AM
touched by a wraith

i'd watch that tv series

where god goes around being a dick to people to see if they still love him

god is a manipulative insecure brat
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Post by: DJ_Tet on June 03, 2008, 11:46:37 AM
As a man I felt the whole theater turn on me about 40 min in.  That's when in the span of about 5 cinema minutes they had

spoiler (click to show/hide)
the one decent guy in the series, Steve, admit he cheated on Miranda.  And then Big stands up Carrie at her wedding with very little reasoning behind it.
[close]

After those turns, the theater was a very uncomfortable place for males.

Thumbs down.
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Post by: hyp on June 03, 2008, 12:23:35 PM
sorry to hear that TA.  you should've skipped sex and the city and went straight to the porn. 
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 03, 2008, 02:24:07 PM
As a man I felt the whole theater turn on me about 40 min in.  That's when in the span of about 5 cinema minutes they had

spoiler (click to show/hide)
the one decent guy in the series, Steve, admit he cheated on Miranda.  And then Big stands up Carrie at her wedding with very little reasoning behind it.
[close]

After those turns, the theater was a very uncomfortable place for males.

Thumbs down.

I felt bad for Steve, they hadnt had sex in six months. What did miranda expect?
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: DJ_Tet on June 03, 2008, 02:29:57 PM
Steve is a good guy, but he still shouldn't have cheated.  Even her attitude doesn't excuse the situation.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Her pubes might, though  :lol
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Post by: Tauntaun on June 03, 2008, 02:31:53 PM
As a man I felt the whole theater turn on me about 40 min in.  That's when in the span of about 5 cinema minutes they had

spoiler (click to show/hide)
the one decent guy in the series, Steve, admit he cheated on Miranda.  And then Big stands up Carrie at her wedding with very little reasoning behind it.
[close]

After those turns, the theater was a very uncomfortable place for males.

Thumbs down.

I felt bad for Steve, they hadnt had sex in six months. What did miranda expect?

Steve is a good guy, but he still shouldn't have cheated.  Even her attitude doesn't excuse the situation.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Her pubes might, though  :lol
[close]

Why are you guys talking about this?  :wtf

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:elephant :supergay :elephant
[close]
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Post by: DJ_Tet on June 03, 2008, 02:49:17 PM
It's my penalty for getting to see Speed Racer last week.  Compromises must be made, and my gf thought someone would die and she would get spoiled, so we had to see it early.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
No one died
[close]
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Post by: demi on June 03, 2008, 05:23:28 PM
It's my penalty for getting to see Speed Racer last week.  Compromises must be made, and my gf thought someone would die and she would get spoiled, so we had to see it early.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
No one died
[close]

:whip
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Post by: DJ_Tet on June 03, 2008, 05:28:15 PM
I've seen way worse movies.

And I was just kidding, real couples support each other without having to make deals.  She came to Speed Racer on her own accord, and vice versa.

edit:  Ironman next weekend  :-*


edit2:  And I got laid around 8 times this weekend
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: demi on June 03, 2008, 05:43:00 PM
She sounds easy to please :snicker:
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Post by: DJ_Tet on June 03, 2008, 05:52:00 PM
She is, one crappy chick flick vs hundreds of geek movies.  Geek chicks rock.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 04, 2008, 09:22:47 PM
Quote
I walked into the theatre hoping for a nice evening and came out as a hard-line Marxist

 :o  Is this a common reaction?  Would all the hot girls I saw lined up for the midnight showing last weekend have come out Marxist too?  Cinematic event of the century confirmed!
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Post by: Tristam on June 04, 2008, 11:25:06 PM
Quote
I walked into the theatre hoping for a nice evening and came out as a hard-line Marxist

 :o  Is this a common reaction?  Would all the hot girls I saw lined up for the midnight showing last weekend have come out Marxist too?  Cinematic event of the century confirmed!


No, presumably just jaded male movie critics.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 04, 2008, 11:42:52 PM
 :(
... ok new plan.  First we make all the hot girls become jaded male movie critics, THEN we have them see the movie to become hard-line Marxists, THEN they will use the social influence afforded them by their hotness to ... wait, I may need to rethink this a bit ...
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Post by: DJ_Tet on June 05, 2008, 07:58:57 AM
I wouldn't get your hopes up on the 'hot girls seeing the movie' part.  There were a lot of hopeful buffarillas at my showing  :-\
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 05, 2008, 09:30:50 AM
I'm going by the crowd at the midnight showing across from the coffeeshop I spent the night at.

omg the World Socialist Web Site reviewed the movie (http://www.wsws.org/articles/2008/jun2008/sex-j05.shtml) :bow
Quote from: David Walsh
Sex and the City has little to say, including about the subject of male-female relations, which theoretically ought to be its field of expertise. Aside from demonstrating that women can be as chilly and egoistic about sex as men, the film breaks no new ground. It’s not “man-hating,” or “feminist” or “post-feminist,” or anything in particular. The women are as liberated as galley-slaves, utterly dependent on their various relations. We learn nothing in the film about their work, about what they supposedly do most of the day. We see Carrie a few brief times at her computer and Samantha making one call on behalf of her boyfriend/client.

Worse still, perhaps, the film is not amusing, aside from a few clever lines. Humor bears a relation to life. Jokes made by the privileged about their privileged state are not likely to strike the average funny bone. Carrie, on entering the penthouse suite for the first time: “I’ve died and gone to real estate heaven ... Finding the perfect apartment is like finding the perfect partner.” Carrie to Mr. Big: “Don’t give me a diamond, just give me a big closet.” Such lines are flat and merely induce discomfort.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on June 05, 2008, 11:16:27 PM
When I walked into the movie, I thought it was AARP discount night.

Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: DJ_Tet on June 06, 2008, 08:07:39 AM
My theater looked like your average Golden Corral night when there are coupons going around.
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 06, 2008, 01:18:56 PM
start going to theaters in trendier areas?
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 06, 2008, 01:22:11 PM
Warning spoilers
http://thechickensarescratching.ytmnd.com/ (http://thechickensarescratching.ytmnd.com/)
Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: DJ_Tet on June 06, 2008, 03:28:32 PM
start going to theaters in trendier areas?

Not everyone goes to the movies looking for trim. 

Title: Re: So, I took my wife to see Sex and the City tonight....
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 06, 2008, 11:36:18 PM
My theater looked like your average Golden Corral night when there are coupons going around.

 :lol :lol

Speaking of, I stopped into Wal-mart tonight to pick up some diapers and saw 4 different kids (under the age of 5) with mohawks.  :-\ I bet their names were "Cody", "Tyler" or "Austin".