cigarillo
cigarillo
I brought my gameboy and played it for 20 minutes. Doesn't that save me a bit?
Was it a nice dong? Did it make you feel like a little boy upon comparison? Details...
Was it a nice dong? Did it make you feel like a little boy upon comparison? Details...
I think it was a nasty European cock. Uncircumcised. :'(
Was it a nice dong? Did it make you feel like a little boy upon comparison? Details...
I think it was a nasty European cock. Uncircumcised. :'(
:usacry
Land of the free and mutilated penises.
a british-Sri Lankan friend, who has an inordanate amount of flair and charm anyways, said that he was fighting women off with a shitty stick when he worked in NY for a while.wow. I always open doors and the females only smile back at me. Damn prudes.
Opening doors for people and saying after you managed to get him 3 phone numbers... wtf? is it that easy?
a british-Sri Lankan friend, who has an inordanate amount of flair and charm anyways, said that he was fighting women off with a shitty stick when he worked in NY for a while.wow. I always open doors and the females only smile back at me. Damn prudes.
Opening doors for people and saying after you managed to get him 3 phone numbers... wtf? is it that easy?
a british-Sri Lankan friend, who has an inordanate amount of flair and charm anyways, said that he was fighting women off with a shitty stick when he worked in NY for a while.wow. I always open doors and the females only smile back at me. Damn prudes.
Opening doors for people and saying after you managed to get him 3 phone numbers... wtf? is it that easy?
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.
i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.
i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss
If you show him off to the wrong woman, he might leave your freckled ass. :cancry
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.
i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss
If you show him off to the wrong woman, he might leave your freckled ass. :cancry
nah, he hates americans, like every other european does :usacry
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.But I have sexy european accent! :-*
i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss
So why is everybody on the internet hating on this movie suddenly? Is it the new cool thing to do? You hate a chick-flick, that's so cool. Can I join in.
Europe, FUCK YEAH!yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.But I have sexy european accent! :-*
i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss
We need some European flag icons btw.
(http://www.geliosoft.com/3d-flag-screensavers/european-flag-screensaver.jpg)
yes but you guys are lacking the sexy european accent.But I have sexy european accent! :-*
i can't wait until i can bring jarosh to america and show him off :heartbeat :swiss
We need some European flag icons btw.
Is it true that if you go watch that movie you are have to put an old mans sweaty hairy balls in your mouth?(http://i26.tinypic.com/v4uogl.jpg)
Its a 2.5 hour long episode of 4 shallow woman. In 30 minute doses it's okay.
why did you not get laid
shes your wife for christs sake
Its a 2.5 hour long episode of 4 shallow woman. In 30 minute doses it's okay.
They could have easily cut 20 minutes out of this movie. The whole subplot with her assistant was worthless.
So why is everybody on the internet hating on this movie suddenly? Is it the new cool thing to do? You hate a chick-flick, that's so cool. Can I join in.
At least, you could argue, Miranda has a job, as a lawyer. But the film pays it zero attention, and the other women expect her to drop it and fly to Mexico without demur. (And she does.) Worse still is the sneering cut as the scene shifts from Carrie, carefree and childless in the New York Public Library, to the face of Miranda’s young son, smeared with spaghetti sauce. In short, to anyone facing the quandaries of being a working mother, the movie sends a vicious memo: Don’t be a mother. And don’t work. Is this really where we have ended up—with this superannuated fantasy posing as a slice of modern life? On TV, “Sex and the City” was never as insulting as “Desperate Housewives,” which strikes me as catastrophically retrograde, but, almost sixty years after “All About Eve,” which also featured four major female roles, there is a deep sadness in the sight of Carrie and friends defining themselves not as Bette Davis, Anne Baxter, Celeste Holm, and Thelma Ritter did—by their talents, their hats, and the swordplay of their wits—but purely by their ability to snare and keep a man. Believe me, ladies, we’re not worth it. It’s true that Samantha finally disposes of one paramour, but only with a view to landing another, and her parting shot is a beauty: “I love you, but I love me more.” I have a terrible feeling that “Sex and the City” expects us not to disapprove of that line, or even to laugh at it, but to exclaim in unison, “You go, girl.” I walked into the theatre hoping for a nice evening and came out as a hard-line Marxist, my head a whirl of closets, delusions, and blunt-clawed cattiness. All the film lacks is a subtitle: “The Lying, the Bitch, and the Wardrobe.”
The movie didnt suck because of it's message or lack of one. It sucked on many more levels.
touched by a wraith
As a man I felt the whole theater turn on me about 40 min in. That's when in the span of about 5 cinema minutes they hadspoiler (click to show/hide)the one decent guy in the series, Steve, admit he cheated on Miranda. And then Big stands up Carrie at her wedding with very little reasoning behind it.[close]
After those turns, the theater was a very uncomfortable place for males.
Thumbs down.
As a man I felt the whole theater turn on me about 40 min in. That's when in the span of about 5 cinema minutes they hadspoiler (click to show/hide)the one decent guy in the series, Steve, admit he cheated on Miranda. And then Big stands up Carrie at her wedding with very little reasoning behind it.[close]
After those turns, the theater was a very uncomfortable place for males.
Thumbs down.
I felt bad for Steve, they hadnt had sex in six months. What did miranda expect?
Steve is a good guy, but he still shouldn't have cheated. Even her attitude doesn't excuse the situation.spoiler (click to show/hide)Her pubes might, though :lol[close]
It's my penalty for getting to see Speed Racer last week. Compromises must be made, and my gf thought someone would die and she would get spoiled, so we had to see it early.spoiler (click to show/hide)No one died[close]
I walked into the theatre hoping for a nice evening and came out as a hard-line Marxist
QuoteI walked into the theatre hoping for a nice evening and came out as a hard-line Marxist
:o Is this a common reaction? Would all the hot girls I saw lined up for the midnight showing last weekend have come out Marxist too? Cinematic event of the century confirmed!
Sex and the City has little to say, including about the subject of male-female relations, which theoretically ought to be its field of expertise. Aside from demonstrating that women can be as chilly and egoistic about sex as men, the film breaks no new ground. It’s not “man-hating,” or “feminist” or “post-feminist,” or anything in particular. The women are as liberated as galley-slaves, utterly dependent on their various relations. We learn nothing in the film about their work, about what they supposedly do most of the day. We see Carrie a few brief times at her computer and Samantha making one call on behalf of her boyfriend/client.
Worse still, perhaps, the film is not amusing, aside from a few clever lines. Humor bears a relation to life. Jokes made by the privileged about their privileged state are not likely to strike the average funny bone. Carrie, on entering the penthouse suite for the first time: “I’ve died and gone to real estate heaven ... Finding the perfect apartment is like finding the perfect partner.” Carrie to Mr. Big: “Don’t give me a diamond, just give me a big closet.” Such lines are flat and merely induce discomfort.
start going to theaters in trendier areas?
My theater looked like your average Golden Corral night when there are coupons going around.