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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 01, 2008, 04:15:12 PM

Title: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 01, 2008, 04:15:12 PM
Seriously OMG. This game is awesome,I just spent like 3 hours playing it with my brother.

Like OMG.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Pharmacy on June 01, 2008, 04:19:38 PM
ANIME AVATAR

LIKES SSBB

cigarillo CONFIRMED
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: archie4208 on June 01, 2008, 04:31:26 PM
They got rid of wavedashing. Shit game. :maf
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2008, 04:37:22 PM
Go back to praising DMC4, trannyboy
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Herr Mafflard on June 01, 2008, 04:46:28 PM
 :lol :lol  3 replies belittling the OP.

Never change evilbore.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Tieno on June 01, 2008, 04:48:58 PM
You guys are evil.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 01, 2008, 04:59:56 PM
ANIME AVATAR

LIKES SSBB

cigarillo CONFIRMED

The SSBB part was uneccesary, as liking anime is enough by itself to denote faggotry
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 01, 2008, 05:02:45 PM
You guys suck. My brother is gonna unlock Ganondorf soon.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2008, 05:03:07 PM
Maybe he'll unlock your post-op results, YOU SICK FUCK
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Tristam on June 01, 2008, 05:03:26 PM
They got rid of wavedashing. Shit game. :maf

It feels a lot more like Smash Bros. on 64 than it does Melee. It's clunky and slow, and to resolve those issues players find ridiculously obscure exploits in the gameplay (which aren't even comparable to wavedashing, which isn't an exploit). Or maybe the formula's just getting stale for me because I don't care to play it. Waste of $50 IMO.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: archie4208 on June 01, 2008, 05:08:25 PM
You guys suck. My brother is gonna unlock Ganondorf soon.

Worst character in the game. :lol

They got rid of wavedashing. Shit game. :maf

It feels a lot more like Smash Bros. on 64 than it does Melee. It's clunky and slow, and to resolve those issues players find ridiculously obscure exploits in the gameplay (which aren't even comparable to wavedashing, which isn't an exploit). Or maybe the formula's just getting stale for me because I don't care to play it. Waste of $50 IMO.

Yep.  They removed a ton of things that gave Melee some degree of depth and turned it into a party game.  And tripping?  Who came up with that idea?   :yuck
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Crushed on June 01, 2008, 05:26:43 PM
I like it better than Melee. Cry more, tourneyfags, half of you just wanted to see Krystal wavedash out of your screen and into your stained pants.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Oblivion on June 01, 2008, 05:36:25 PM
I could never do wavedashing to begin with, so I don't give a shit. But the change in speed made me sad. :(
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 01, 2008, 05:45:18 PM
You guys suck. My brother is gonna unlock Ganondorf soon.

Just wait until get R.O.B., he's bad ass.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 01, 2008, 05:55:18 PM
Maybe he'll unlock your post-op results, YOU SICK FUCK

So cruel.

I like it better than Melee. Cry more, tourneyfags, half of you just wanted to see Krystal wavedash out of your screen and into your stained pants.

 :rofl I don't even remember wavedashing.

You guys suck. My brother is gonna unlock Ganondorf soon.

Just wait until get R.O.B., he's bad ass.

We're a lot of trophies far from him.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: The Sceneman on June 01, 2008, 06:05:04 PM
Maybe he'll unlock your post-op results, YOU SICK FUCK

lmfao
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Tristam on June 01, 2008, 07:41:43 PM
I like it better than Melee. Cry more, tourneyfags, half of you just wanted to see Krystal wavedash out of your screen and into your stained pants.

I didn't particularly care that wavedashing was out, but as a legitimate exploit (if that's what you want to call it) it was replaced by a thousand others that are worse than anything I've seen in Melee. Plus, the game is a thousand times slower, almost as slow as the N64 version.  :'(
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Oblivion on June 01, 2008, 07:50:03 PM
I like it better than Melee. Cry more, tourneyfags, half of you just wanted to see Krystal wavedash out of your screen and into your stained pants.

I didn't particularly care that wavedashing was out, but as a legitimate exploit (if that's what you want to call it) it was replaced by a thousand others that are worse than anything I've seen in Melee. Plus, the game is a thousand times slower, almost as slow as the N64 version.  :'(

It actually seems slower than even that to me.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2008, 07:53:10 PM
Smash Bros Brawl was a weird thing for me.  I really liked it back when it first came out and played a lot before just stopping.  I didn't touch it after the first two weeks.  Not to long ago I was at a friends house and we started playing and after two matches I had to stop because I was bored out of my mind.  I don't think I would be burnt out of it so quickly.  I would blame the fact that I played Melee a lot also and Brawl is essentially the same thing, but I never got tired of playing Street Fighter 3 and I used to play SF2 and the Alpha games a lot.  Then again, Smash Brothers isn't a fighting game, but still.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Vizzys on June 01, 2008, 08:03:47 PM
Then again, Smash Brothers isn't a fighting game, but still.

(http://xs128.xs.to/xs128/08231/1454018245_5986b5e6c1841.jpg)
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: demi on June 01, 2008, 08:15:54 PM
Junpei, you ever take baths with your brother? Which one of you is older? Have you shown him how it works?
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2008, 08:31:02 PM
http://xs128.xs.to/xs128/08231/1454018245_5986b5e6c1841.jpg

That was such a neogaf post.

Smash Bros isn't a fighting game, but it isn't worth discussing why those who think it is are wrong.  I can't believe how long and pointless discussions about that can get on other forums.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 01, 2008, 08:31:37 PM
I unlocked all of the characters, but I haven't played much since then.

I blame Subspace Emissary for that.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Vizzys on June 01, 2008, 08:54:20 PM
you fight, therefore it is a fighting game. don't see what their is to argue about
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Beezy on June 01, 2008, 08:56:17 PM
It's a lot slower, but more technical than Melee. I don't know which one I like more.

Viz, don't argue with them. They ignant.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Vizzys on June 01, 2008, 09:01:17 PM
not arguing!
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: cool breeze on June 01, 2008, 09:12:22 PM
you fight, therefore it is a fighting game. don't see what their is to argue about

Yeah, as I said in my previous post, I don't really want to have a discussion about this because we are both so ignorant that our opinions are not going to change even with the most earth shattering points.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 01, 2008, 09:20:52 PM
Junpei, you ever take baths with your brother? Which one of you is older? Have you shown him how it works?

Ick. He is. Um,I'm unsure of what you're exactly talking about...

I'm gonna unlock Sonic soon!
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 01, 2008, 09:38:10 PM
you fight, therefore it is a fighting game. don't see what their is to argue about

clarification: smash bros is not a good fighting game
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Oblivion on June 01, 2008, 10:01:18 PM
you fight, therefore it is a fighting game. don't see what their is to argue about

clarification: smash bros is not a good fighting game

But....it IS a fighting game...right?
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Beezy on June 01, 2008, 10:16:36 PM
you fight, therefore it is a fighting game. don't see what their is to argue about

clarification: smash bros is not a good fighting game
I'll settle for that.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: tiesto on June 01, 2008, 10:31:34 PM
Well, more so than wavedashing, I don't like what they did to air-dodging... I prefer the ability to air-dodge in a direction, and I liked how Melee ran faster and was less floatier... also, a lot of the new levels in Brawl are kinda crappy, I was disappointed with them... New Pork City and Spear Pillar in particular are 2 of the worst Smash levels ever. But the amount of content and awesome new characters puts it ahead of Melee for me. Not as perfect as it could have been but still fuck-amazing.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 01, 2008, 10:35:20 PM
Ban this filth and move this discussion of a non-game from the gaming forum, plz.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Oblivion on June 01, 2008, 10:41:15 PM
Ban this filth and move this discussion of a non-game from the gaming forum, plz.

Wrong piece of software you're thinking of? SSBB is a bad game, not a non-game.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Trent Dole on June 01, 2008, 10:53:54 PM
While it's certainly not the game of forever some folks made it out to be prior to its release, SSBB *fart* was damn good fun for about a month. My lady and I played SSE into the early hours of the morning. Everyone here knows what the real GoF is on Wii...
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 01, 2008, 10:59:09 PM
Ban this filth and move this discussion of a non-game from the gaming forum, plz.

Wrong piece of software you're thinking of? SSBB is a bad game, not a non-game.

I just like generalizing and calling all non-Fire Emblem Wii games non-games.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: abrader on June 01, 2008, 11:11:11 PM
I bought this game...I didnt get to play it till 3-4 weeks later.


I played it once.


the end

Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 01, 2008, 11:41:20 PM
SSBB = Crappy fan service

It is just Melee + updated graphics + useless shit.  It is so slow that if a certain move was performed, grass grows faster than it takes characters to move from one side of the screen to the other.  Plus the fucked online mode...

Realizing it sucked and I wanted nothing more with it, my roommates and their friends tried playing it (they were Melee freaks) and hated Brawl.  So now it just sits at the bottom of the Wii game pile and is a backup coaster if there are enough people at my place.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Crushed on June 01, 2008, 11:57:57 PM
(they were Melee freaks) and hated Brawl.

lol tourneyfags

"zomg my shiek and captain falcon r nerfed noez"
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Tristam on June 02, 2008, 12:02:01 AM
SSBB = Crappy fan service

It is just Melee + updated graphics + useless shit.  It is so slow that if a certain move was performed, grass grows faster than it takes characters to move from one side of the screen to the other.  Plus the fucked online mode...

Realizing it sucked and I wanted nothing more with it, my roommates and their friends tried playing it (they were Melee freaks) and hated Brawl.  So now it just sits at the bottom of the Wii game pile and is a backup coaster if there are enough people at my place.

Basically how it works out for me, although I definitely don't hate the game; of course I wouldn't say anything at GAF because I'd get dogpiled on by the anti-tourney snobs and have to suffer through a million "Y IS THERE ALWAYS A BACKLASH" posts.

Will Nintendo not be able to top Mario Galaxy this gen? (Mario Galaxy was fucking incredible; I should revise the question to read: will Nintendo ever be able to top Mario Galaxy in future generations?)
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Crushed on June 02, 2008, 12:03:55 AM
the anti-tourney snobs

 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Crushed on June 02, 2008, 12:08:52 AM
Obama's new rebuttal!

"If I'm elitist, then you're anti-elitist snobs!"  :lol
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: archie4208 on June 02, 2008, 12:09:28 AM
casualfags are worse than tourneyfags
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Crushed on June 02, 2008, 12:12:26 AM
casualfags are worse than tourneyfags

Casualfag = anyone who doesn't treat a Nintendo character fighting game as SERIOUS BUSINESS.


Have you guys heard about the advanced mindgames in the Super Smash Bros. metagame?

"I'm using Marth!"

"I'm using Fox!"

"I'm going to do something unexpected!"

"OMG this is high level tourney play!"

M I N D G A M E S
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: cool breeze on June 02, 2008, 12:28:45 AM
Obama's new rebuttal!

"If I'm elitist, then you're anti-elitist snobs!"  :lol

I actually quite like this new style of thinking.

Fuck those anti-PC snobs!

But....it IS a fighting game...right?

It is a game that contains fighting.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Tristam on June 02, 2008, 12:51:24 AM
Obama's new rebuttal!

"If I'm elitist, then you're anti-elitist snobs!"  :lol

Actually I threw that out there because I mentioned I preferred Melee's faster play; your response was "lulz tourneyfags" which doesn't really deflect criticisms of Brawl's slow, floaty mechanics. Which is fine if you prefer party games to fighting games.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Oblivion on June 02, 2008, 04:42:24 PM
casualfags are worse than tourneyfags

Archie! My mang, welcome to he bore, amigo.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 03, 2008, 06:45:51 PM
SSBB = Crappy fan service

It is just Melee + updated graphics + useless shit.  It is so slow that if a certain move was performed, grass grows faster than it takes characters to move from one side of the screen to the other.  Plus the fucked online mode...

Realizing it sucked and I wanted nothing more with it, my roommates and their friends tried playing it (they were Melee freaks) and hated Brawl.  So now it just sits at the bottom of the Wii game pile and is a backup coaster if there are enough people at my place.

Basically how it works out for me, although I definitely don't hate the game; of course I wouldn't say anything at GAF because I'd get dogpiled on by the anti-tourney snobs and have to suffer through a million "Y IS THERE ALWAYS A BACKLASH" posts.

Will Nintendo not be able to top Mario Galaxy this gen? (Mario Galaxy was fucking incredible; I should revise the question to read: will Nintendo ever be able to top Mario Galaxy in future generations?)

Mario Galaxy is probably going to be the best Nintendo game that will come out on Wii.  Very early to call, yes, but three other huge franchises came out (Zelda, SSB, Mario Kart) and none were as good or polished as Galaxy.  I'm not holding out much hope for a Galaxy 2 on Wii either.
Title: Re: OMG Smash Brothers Brawl.
Post by: Tristam on June 03, 2008, 09:27:38 PM
SSBB = Crappy fan service

It is just Melee + updated graphics + useless shit.  It is so slow that if a certain move was performed, grass grows faster than it takes characters to move from one side of the screen to the other.  Plus the fucked online mode...

Realizing it sucked and I wanted nothing more with it, my roommates and their friends tried playing it (they were Melee freaks) and hated Brawl.  So now it just sits at the bottom of the Wii game pile and is a backup coaster if there are enough people at my place.

Basically how it works out for me, although I definitely don't hate the game; of course I wouldn't say anything at GAF because I'd get dogpiled on by the anti-tourney snobs and have to suffer through a million "Y IS THERE ALWAYS A BACKLASH" posts.

Will Nintendo not be able to top Mario Galaxy this gen? (Mario Galaxy was fucking incredible; I should revise the question to read: will Nintendo ever be able to top Mario Galaxy in future generations?)

Mario Galaxy is probably going to be the best Nintendo game that will come out on Wii.  Very early to call, yes, but three other huge franchises came out (Zelda, SSB, Mario Kart) and none were as good or polished as Galaxy.  I'm not holding out much hope for a Galaxy 2 on Wii either.

I don't see a Galaxy 2 coming out either, but I'm pretty convinced that there will be a proper Zelda on Wii. But if the quality of recent Zelda games indicates some sort of trend, then there's no way Zelda Wii will even approach Galaxy's quality and creativity.