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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 01:05:27 AM

Title: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 01:05:27 AM
"I don't drink Slurpees"

Well, somebody's pinata is going to get beaten with a shovel tonite.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 13, 2006, 01:06:20 AM
cool
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 01:08:05 AM
I'm pretty sure he like Shenmue, too.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: brawndolicious on November 13, 2006, 01:08:37 AM
Go early in the morning.  The colder slurpee expands to twice it's size.  I am proud of this discovery.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 01:08:41 AM
That's just slander at this point.

I used to get those sugar free ones during the summer, but I haven't had any in months.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 01:12:02 AM
WHO THE FUCK HATES SLURPEES!?!?

Fucking communists thats who.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 01:12:09 AM
I used to get those sugar free ones during the summer, but I haven't had any in months.

I used to get those sugar free ones during the summer, but I haven't had any in months.

I used to get those sugar free ones during the summer, but I haven't had any in months.

sugar free

sugar free

sugar free

sugar free

Who drinks sugar free slurpees?! WHO?!
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 01:12:56 AM
Communists.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 01:13:35 AM
PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT DIABETES
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 01:14:21 AM
Diabetic Communists.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 01:15:20 AM
I'm trying to fathom how sugar free slurpees taste

:(
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: DJ_Tet on November 13, 2006, 01:16:00 AM
Yep, the sugar free slurpees will definitely be what keeps diabetes away from Willco.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 01:16:22 AM
I'm trying to fathom how sugar free slurpees taste

:(

You know freedom?  The opposite of that.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: CajoleJuice on November 13, 2006, 01:17:05 AM
Goddamn it, I thought I saved some image someone posted of that Diabetes old guy.

DIABETUS
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 01:17:58 AM
Yep, the sugar free slurpees will definitely be what keeps diabetes away from Willco.

I lolled.  And after the lolling I went and got a slurpee.

I will dump extra sugar packets in it to make up for Willco's blasphemy.

EDIT:  Ann Coulter drinks sugar-free Slurpees.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 01:19:25 AM
Fuck you all - those Crystal Light slurpees are good!

EDIT: I'd have sex with Ann Coulter
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: etiolate on November 13, 2006, 01:19:57 AM
I'm a diabetic and even I don't choose the sugar free slurpee option.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 01:21:12 AM
Crystal Light?  Are you sure you're not a woman, Willco?
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: etiolate on November 13, 2006, 01:22:44 AM
Crystal Light is nasty.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 01:24:48 AM
Crystal Light?  Are you sure you're not a woman, Willco?

Crystal Light is nasty.

:lol

I'm pretty sure a report came out stating Crystal Light was originally intended as a Menopause inhibitor
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 01:25:58 AM
I'm a diabetic and even I don't choose the sugar free slurpee option.
Willcowned.
Title: Re: Willco hates all that is good and holy, including slurpees.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 09:47:29 AM
LYNCH HIM