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Title: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 02, 2008, 08:28:26 PM: "tranniessa"

this is not a joke.

:hyper
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Mandark on June 02, 2008, 08:35:27 PM: I like it when the mothers seem to be trumping all of society's negative pressures by using a super-optimistic name, like Peerless (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/4703), SirValiant (http://www.nba.com/dleague/players/sirvaliant_brown.html), Majestic (http://www.nytimes.com/2005/03/12/sports/ncaabasketball/12mapp.ready.html), and of course God. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZiVtwMpctQ)
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Eric P on June 02, 2008, 08:37:51 PM: Quote
Brown’s brother’s name is Cody SirLancelot, as their parents were fascinated by King Arthur’s Knights of the Roundtable
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 02, 2008, 08:41:09 PM: I am going to name my firstborn Poopchute Federman.
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 02, 2008, 08:47:19 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 02, 2008, 08:37:19 PM
So Prole goes to a business conference and the first place he goes is to find cheeseburgers?

you can find 'em at 7-11 here! it's a shemale paradise!

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Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 02, 2008, 08:49:10 PM: i wanted to name my daughter "cunnifred clitabon erickson" :'(
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Mupepe on June 02, 2008, 08:49:42 PM: was she a chola?
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 02, 2008, 08:50:41 PM: no, she seemed like she woulda favor obama over hillary, if you get my drift and i think you do
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Mupepe on June 02, 2008, 08:52:52 PM: trashy blacks > trashy messicans >>>>>>>>> trashy whites
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 02, 2008, 08:54:09 PM: black trash created chicken-neck sassback; white trash ruined it for everybody
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: GilloD on June 02, 2008, 08:56:10 PM: I had a friend who was a social worker and assigned to teh case of one "Shi'thead Jones", to be pronounced "Sh-ith-eee-d". But it was for real spelled Shithead.
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 02, 2008, 08:58:31 PM: UH NO YOU DI'INT!
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: GilloD on June 02, 2008, 09:01:29 PM: Girl you aint got no fuckin' idea what dem goddam women name dem boys right down dere on da east side. i dun up and met summa dome crazy asses, they dumb as hell like dem sex and da ciddy bitches
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2008, 09:25:10 PM: Quote from: GilloD on June 02, 2008, 09:01:29 PM
Girl you aint got no fuckin' idea what dem goddam women name dem boys right down dere on da east side. i dun up and met summa dome crazy asses, they dumb as hell like dem sex and da ciddy bitches

SOHH.jpg
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: GilloD on June 02, 2008, 09:26:56 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 02, 2008, 09:25:10 PM
Quote from: GilloD on June 02, 2008, 09:01:29 PM
Girl you aint got no fuckin' idea what dem goddam women name dem boys right down dere on da east side. i dun up and met summa dome crazy asses, they dumb as hell like dem sex and da ciddy bitches

SOHH.jpg

whadda fuk is dat shit. where you up and gettin' yo "jay-pegs" all up in mah face. u wanna fukin hypalink this bitch? ill send yo skinny white ass right on back to whevea it was you done came from.
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: muckhole on June 02, 2008, 11:11:07 PM: Quote from: GilloD on June 02, 2008, 09:01:29 PM
ill send yo skinny white ass right on back to whevea it was you done came from.

Back to Tranniessa!
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 02, 2008, 11:45:49 PM: Oh god thats hilarious. :lol :lol
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 03, 2008, 12:15:28 AM: Shameka Shantelle Samuel

my godmother's name :-\
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: xnikki118x on June 03, 2008, 12:22:26 AM: Quote from: GilloD on June 02, 2008, 08:56:10 PM
I had a friend who was a social worker and assigned to teh case of one "Shi'thead Jones", to be pronounced "Sh-ith-eee-d". But it was for real spelled Shithead.

Those parents are assholes.

My parents both had second jobs at a local mental institution as the techs who'd like restrain patients and stuff. There was a patient named Billette. For real, her parents wanted a boy to name after the dad, Bill, and they got a girl so she was Billette. Who does that?!
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Powerslave on June 03, 2008, 01:57:50 AM: Don't you mean 'ghetto' name.
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Tieno on June 03, 2008, 02:57:37 AM: Can you name your kid whatever you want over there? Poor kids :(

Luckily you can't over here though some still have managed to do it.
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Jabberwocky on June 03, 2008, 07:14:49 AM: My friend told me there's a girl at his school named Genesis Divine.
Title: Re: i just met a woman with the best urban name EVER
Post by: Tauntaun on June 03, 2008, 10:53:50 AM: Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 03, 2008, 01:55:36 AM
every year we send foreclosure notices to a guy named Diamond Dick Lumpkin.

Does he look like this?

(http://anandamide.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/lee_roth_narrowweb__300x4880.jpg)