THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Beezy on June 02, 2008, 10:27:49 PM
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Yesterday, my friend bet me $20 that I can't beat Ninja Gaide Black by Tuesday midnight. I had got through the first 4 chapters pretty quickly so I agreed to it, but now I'm not so sure. Each chapter there's something extremely annoying that pisses me off. Just now on chapter 6, I went down this shaft to get this Holy Grail thing and on the way back up there are these fucking annoying zombie archers that keep knocking me back down. When you fall, all of the archers respawn. I ended up dying because I tried to save my healing items for the boss fight. Right now I'm trying to calm down before I try it again.
I don't think I can go through 10 more chapters of this shit in the next 24 hours. :'(
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Why would you agree to do something you are clearly inexperienced to do? Big ol NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
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Are you fucking serious? Kill yourself. It's NGB.
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Man up.
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But the zombie archers! :'(
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But the zombie archers! :'(
Dude if you're crying about the Catacombs, you're the biggest pussy ever. I can get from the beginning of the game to past that part on Hard without having lost a life. I can't wait to see the bricks you shit when you get to Alma and the army. Suck it up.
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Download a save.
Beezy, if you do this, the game gods are going to surf on diseased vaginas and smash your head open with two big dicktits.
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It's been awhile since I've played Ninja Gaiden and there are parts in the game that I have trouble remembering but I distinctly remember those zombie archers on the way out of the catacomb. I was pulling my hair out out of frustration during that section.
I also rememeber not really having any trouble like with the game afterwards....outside of Alma. After Alma the game is a relative cakewalk.
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Download a save.
Beezy, if you do this, the game gods are going to surf on diseased vaginas and smash your head open with two big dicktits.
:lol
Yeah, I wouldn't do something that cheap. I don't even like using guides.
It's been awhile since I've played Ninja Gaiden and there are parts in the game that I have trouble remembering but I distinctly remember those zombie archers on the way out of the catacomb. I was pulling my hair out out of frustration during that section.
Seriously, it's the most annoying thing I've come across in this game so far.
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Flying Swallow
Your flying swallow can't save you now!
He'd probably die before he got close enough.
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I don't have any problems killing them. My problem is that I keep missing when I jump for a platform or they'll hit me with an arrow when I'm jumping or running on the wall.
But the zombie archers! :'(
Dude if you're crying about the Catacombs, you're the biggest pussy ever. I can get from the beginning of the game to past that part on Hard without having lost a life. I can't wait to see the bricks you shit when you get to Alma and the army. Suck it up.
Shutup. I haven't had any serious problems with any fights so far.
Nah, you can flying swallow your way through that part.
I will try this.
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He hasn't even made it to Alma yet?
bail out
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DAMN WHATS WITH THIS WEAKSAUCE
SHOULD PLAY SOMETHING COOL LIKE DEVIL MAY CRY
DEVIL MAY CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Sounds like Alma made all of you her bitch. My friend also said that I'd get stuck fighting her.
I'll go back to DMC4 when I'm done with this and NG2. DMC's combat has nothing on this though.
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Devil May Cry is pretty awesome.
I'm fighting the She-Viper on Son of Sparda mode :bow
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DAMN WHATS WITH THIS WEAKSAUCE
SHOULD PLAY SOMETHING COOL LIKE DEVIL MAY CRY
DEVIL MAY CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2197/2465797602_c1cba8efd5_o.gif)
Devil May Cry :bow2
Good luck Beezy.
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Devil May Cry is pretty awesome.
Yes, but not Ninja Gaiden awesome. I will conquer all of these 3D action games! The only one I don't have is DMC1 (DMC2 doesn't exist).
BTW, DMC4's secret missions are also extremely annoying.
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No they arent cause I did them all
Me > you MARK IT
BEEZY LOST
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WOW I JUST GOT ANOTHER S RANK
CHALK ONE UP FOR THE MASTER
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No they arent cause I did them all
On your first playthrough?
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Alma can be really hard. I died many times because I was using my usual tactical defensive way of playing. I got shit off after a while and for the last attempt of the evening I just went all ninja on her fiendish pink ass and she was on the floor first time.
So if you usually have a defensive mindset throw that out the window when you fight her.
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Yep on my first playthrough
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Sounds like Alma made all of you her bitch. My friend also said that I'd get stuck fighting her.
I'll go back to DMC4 when I'm done with this and NG2. DMC's combat has nothing on this though.
Incorrect. She's really tough, but I had a fun time fighting her.
And Demi, shut your dumb shitmouth up, bringing your shit-ass mega-emo-ton DMC4 bullshit in here, you sperm gargling male horse-pleaser.
The Zombies were fun to fight, made your karma go up like wild since they were damage sponges.
Alma can be really hard. I died many times because I was using my usual tactical defensive way of playing. I got shit off after a while and for the last attempt of the evening I just went all ninja on her fiendish pink ass and she was on the floor first time.
So if you usually have a defensive mindset throw that out the window when you fight her.
I disagree. I was defensive and I still beat her nice and quick-like.
My tactic was, just stick to the Dragon Sword, use Ninpo when she flies near to levitate you up, then Reverse Wind the fuck out of there (you don't need to do this all the time though, if it looks like she won't levitate you, just start wailing on her while she's floating there on fire). Otherwise, don't even bother trying to hit her until her feet are planted. When she's on her feet she sort of sits there like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow while you wail on her tits. If you try to go fucking crazy ninja style flipping all over the place scoring those not-so-crucial single slices while she's in the air, she's gonna throw a column in your dickhole, pick you up and thrash your asshole.
Stock up on health potions too, maybe 5 should do the trick.
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DEVIL MAY CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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I'm fighting Credo now HOLY SHIT
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yeah, that part sux.
through the whole level, i kept attacking them with UT for more karma points and yellow essences, i think i attacked those with a projectile weapon, can't remember.
just keep your guard up and roll (don't jump at all) when necessary.
note: flying swallow won't work since you might fall and start all over again.
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credo :bow
best boss fight
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I'm fighting Credo now HOLY SHIT
What the fuck, get your gay shit out of here.
EDIT: Also, I don't recommend using Flying Swallow in the catacombs. Great move for the upcoming chapter, but in the catacombs it's damn near useless. Just spam UT like a motherfucker if you wanna be a nub.
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HOLY SHIT ANOTHER S RANK FOR ME
WOW
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I'm fighting Credo now HOLY SHIT
What the fuck, get your gay shit out of here.
EDIT: Also, I don't recommend using Flying Swallow in the catacombs. Great move for the upcoming chapter, but in the catacombs it's damn near useless. Just spam UT like a motherfucker if you wanna be a nub.
I'll break a mediocre combat system however I damn well please.
Oh I'm so hurt. The flying swallow doesn't break the gameplay, just don't use it, you fucktard.
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What is UT? I played NG without being part of the forum scene.
I didn't have a hard time with Alma either, took like 2-3 tries. But I got stuck on some tank boss and that was pretty much it for me.
But the zombie archers! :'(
Dude if you're crying about the Catacombs, you're the biggest pussy ever. I can get from the beginning of the game to past that part on Hard without having lost a life. I can't wait to see the bricks you shit when you get to Alma and the army. Suck it up.
People hit snags in all kinds of different places in this game, just depends on what skills they've gotten used to and when.
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I don't know what UT is either...
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Hey cohen, did you know that there's a combo in NG2 that let's you fo 3 flying swallows without touching the ground ZOMG
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people like devil may cry?
i thought upon seeing dante's face any normal human being would smash their tv in rage
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whoa there settle down. go play some wii fit and work off all that anger.
i bet dante plays wii fit
each time he stretches, he rapes the balance board five times while juggling it and grinning sarcastically
my god dante and wii fit
that'd be like a singularity of doucheness, a concentration of douche so dense that it collapses in on itself and sucks all else into its summer breeze scented bag
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Can't a man love DMC, NG, and Wii Fit? ???
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I disagree. I was defensive and I still beat her nice and quick-like.
I can't even vaguely remember what moves I used to beat her. But it was definitely through adopting a much more offensive mindset compared to how I played the rest of the game.
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Same here. Died twice fighting defensive, went on offence instead, and felt manly.
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NINJA GAYDEN :rock
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I was using the Vigoorian Flail before. :-\
Switched to the sword, flyying swallow, never missed, archers pwned on the first try. Then I fucked up that shitty dinosaur skeleton boss. Now I have ten chapters left. Hopefully I can do them all tomorrow. I don't wanna lose this bet.
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I was using the Vigoorian Flail before. :-\
Switched to the sword, flyying swallow, never missed, archers pwned on the first try. Then I fucked up that shitty dinosaur skeleton boss. Now I have ten chapters left. Hopefully I can do them all tomorrow. I don't wanna lose this bet.
:rofl
Raban owned, go suck on your titties
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You guys are so easy.
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Raban owned, go suck on your titties
You're an idiot.
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you can do a flying swallow with the flail but it's probably not upgraded and the damage is not as good.
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Alma is a cheesy whore. I managed to zap her dumbass on my 4th try. Now I have 9 chapters left to do by midnight. :(