THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on June 04, 2008, 12:48:29 PM
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so here i am giving away swag yesterday while demoing some cool new shiz when this fat guy comes up and demands i give him one of the books we give out after you've endured our spiel. i say "plz wait my good fatty, i have a survey i need you to take first" and he COUGHS RIGHT IN MY FUCKING FACE GROSS SPITTLE HITTING ME OH GOD. he shrugs, does not apologize, and lumbers off in search of easier trade show loot.
to-day, i am running a mild fever and feel like death warmed over, and i still have a double-shift on demo duty followed by a distinguished mentally-challenged corporate party i am supposed to attend. orlando is a cesspit. pity me!
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That's just fucking gross. You should have punched him right in the mush.
I'll pray he succumbs to his virus for you.
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Karma for bailing out on your date
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You should've given me that book, asshole!
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The next time somebody comes up to you and asks for a book, cough in his face. You gotta pay it forward.
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Karma for bailing out on your date
bailing? he called me at 7:30!
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Karma for bailing out on your date
bailing? he called me at 7:30!
So... yeah, I told you that was around when he would call. You bailed. You make a horrible man date. He was looking forward to it too. Now he is all sad.
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The nerve of some people astonishing.
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Karma for bailing out on your date
bailing? he called me at 7:30!
So... yeah, I told you that was around when he would call. You bailed. You make a horrible man date. He was looking forward to it too. Now he is all sad.
:'( but i am a popular mandate!
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That's why you got sneezed on!