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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bagofeyes on June 05, 2008, 11:59:16 PM

Title: Diagnose me
Post by: bagofeyes on June 05, 2008, 11:59:16 PM: Blood in semen :cookiem

What have I got?
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: demi on June 06, 2008, 12:01:18 AM: http://www.askmen.com/sports/health/10_mens_health.html
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: Crushed on June 06, 2008, 12:02:21 AM: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=236059
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: brawndolicious on June 06, 2008, 12:08:23 AM: I'm pretty sure it can happen from masturbating too much but demi's article explains the real cause. Apparently, it is highly recommended that you get an ultrasound.
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: crimsondynamics on June 06, 2008, 12:09:59 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on June 06, 2008, 12:08:23 AM
I'm pretty sure it can happen from masturbating too much...

Believe me, it's not from that...
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 06, 2008, 12:11:00 AM: Yeah blood in semen is bad times. Doctors appointment stat.
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: bagofeyes on June 06, 2008, 12:11:32 AM: I think I'll do nothing, and wait for pain or swelling.
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: crimsondynamics on June 06, 2008, 12:12:47 AM: Quote from: bagofeyes on June 06, 2008, 12:11:32 AM
I think I'll do nothing, and wait for pain or swelling.

That's a great plan!

That's what terminal cancer patients do - wait until it's... oh, um...
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: bagofeyes on June 06, 2008, 12:15:11 AM: God's too cruel to take me before I become a lonely old man
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 06, 2008, 12:29:51 AM: why even post this if youre going to be a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow about it, unless youre lying
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: demi on June 06, 2008, 12:33:03 AM: well i tugged one out earlier today, and it was nice and healthy

sucks to be you
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 06, 2008, 12:45:39 AM: You need to trap the specimen between two panes of glass and call it art.
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: Bildi on June 06, 2008, 12:59:24 AM: Quote from: demi on June 06, 2008, 12:33:03 AM
well i tugged one out earlier today, and it was nice and healthy

sucks to be you

How did it taste?
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: bork on June 06, 2008, 02:57:32 AM: Don't fuck around with this, hurry up and get to a urologist. If all they do is an ultrasound, it's absolutely painless so you have nothing to be nervous about.
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 06, 2008, 03:01:56 AM: Look on the bright side.

Now you don't have to punch the chick in the face.
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2008, 03:45:42 AM: Quote from: bagofeyes on June 05, 2008, 11:59:16 PM
What have I got?

A urologist's hands on your balls, hopefully.
Title: Re: Diagnose me
Post by: Brehvolution on June 06, 2008, 09:17:41 AM: You have a Cannibal Corpse album.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJZyBhi0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnIJZyBhi0)