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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Crushed on June 06, 2008, 07:39:28 PM

Title: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Crushed on June 06, 2008, 07:39:28 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,363525,00.html


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Brahm said the postings were not meant to be taken seriously and were at a Web site, www.4chan.org, that is "outrageous."

"I would never take anything posted on 4chan as fact," he said.

Oh well that's reasonab-

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A federal prosecutor agreed, but argued that Brahm was thrilled when police arrived, tossing his clipboard to the ground, shouting, "Yes!" and raising his arms in celebration.

SMH


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When another Web site visitor reposted the message on more mainstream sites and the news media learned of the ensuing investigation and emergency response, Welle said Brahm bragged in a posting, "This is the most epic win ever."

Welle called much of 4chan.org's content "inane," saying it ranged from running jokes to images of kittens, pornography and violence.

Brahm's lawyer, Walter A. Lesnevich, urged leniency for an "unsophisticated kid" who was immersed in the 4chan.org culture.

"There's this odd community of people who go on this Web site. He's the poster boy of what can go wrong," Lesnevich told the judge.

 :banned
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Candyflip on June 06, 2008, 07:42:49 PM
The stories posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

On a somewhat related note, I got slapped with a perma ban for something I didn't do lol. Shame, because aside from the shithole /b/ has become, some of the boards were still pretty decent, and I really hate swapping to an IP every time I want to visit a site.
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 06, 2008, 07:45:10 PM
lol

sup /b/?
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 06, 2008, 07:46:02 PM
Shame, because aside from the shithole /b/ has become


Come on. /b/ was never good.
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 06, 2008, 07:47:46 PM
/w/ -/v/-/wg/-/tv/ is where all the cool kids are. Unfortunately the news forum was removed i think. That one was fun too.
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: T234 on June 06, 2008, 07:48:51 PM
What a fucking moron :lol
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Crushed on June 06, 2008, 07:53:39 PM
/f/ :bow2

lolicatgirls.swf (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Interweb/Flash/lolicatgirlsHD.swf) :bow2
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Vizzys on June 06, 2008, 08:09:33 PM
/f/ :bow2

lolicatgirls.swf (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Interweb/Flash/lolicatgirlsHD.swf) :bow2

my favorite category as well

http://bmtimagehost.net/show.php/15376_nazikitty.swf.html

I have no idea what the lyrics mean (could be bad) but its catchy
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: archie4208 on June 06, 2008, 08:24:08 PM
why would you admit going to 4chan?  ???
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: demi on June 06, 2008, 08:28:22 PM
why would you admit going to 4chan?  ???

We already knew Crushed was a member, there is no admittance involved
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Crushed on June 06, 2008, 08:33:33 PM
why would you admit going to 4chan?  ???

We already knew Crushed was a member, there is no admittance involved

How can somebody be a member when there's no membership?  ???
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: demi on June 06, 2008, 08:35:18 PM
why would you admit going to 4chan?  ???

We already knew Crushed was a member, there is no admittance involved

How can somebody be a member when there's no membership?  ???

I wouldn't know, I don't go to 4chan

owned
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 06, 2008, 08:35:27 PM
Where else would I get my awesome wallpapers and memes?
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Crushed on June 06, 2008, 08:36:12 PM
why would you admit going to 4chan?  ???

We already knew Crushed was a member, there is no admittance involved

How can somebody be a member when there's no membership?  ???

I wouldn't know, I don't go to 4chan

owned

I only go to /f/ for funny loops, animations, and games.  ???
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: demi on June 06, 2008, 08:36:41 PM
Where else would I get my awesome wallpapers and memes?

GAF? ha ha ha i'll be here all night
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Crushed on June 06, 2008, 08:37:24 PM
Where else would I get my awesome wallpapers and memes?

GAF? ha ha ha i'll be here all night

Of course you will, you have nothing else to do than post on the internet.
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: demi on June 06, 2008, 08:38:10 PM
That is true. But at least I get paid doing it.
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: fistfulofmetal on June 06, 2008, 08:43:00 PM
I go there for the porn, personally.


Though I haven't jo'd in a week so I don't know why I've been going there lately.

Something to ponder.
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 06, 2008, 09:03:39 PM
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A federal prosecutor agreed, but argued that Brahm was thrilled when police arrived, tossing his clipboard to the ground, shouting, "Yes!" and raising his arms in celebration.

There needs to be an .jpg of that, so I could spam it all over the internet.
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 06, 2008, 10:35:44 PM
That made me immediately think of Boris from GoldenEye. :lol
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Crushed on June 06, 2008, 10:39:40 PM
That made me immediately think of Boris from GoldenEye. :lol
(http://i27.tinypic.com/15u6f8.gif)
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 06, 2008, 10:46:03 PM
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Welle called much of 4chan.org's content "inane," saying it ranged from running jokes to images of kittens, pornography and violence.

I like how "kittens" are grouped with pornography and violence on the other end of the scale.

also I kinda like 420chan, more proof that DRUGS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Hollywood on June 06, 2008, 10:54:08 PM
"I'm anon, I can do whatever I want!"

Notice, this guy wasn't just posting random shit. He was trying to be an attention whore and got burned:

Brahm intended "to create a stir," reposting the same message over 40 times during a four-week period in fall 2006, contended Assistant U.S. Attorney L. Judson Welle.

Brahm must repay $18,000 to the Cleveland Browns and $8,750 to the New Jersey Sports & Exposition Authority, which operates Giants Stadium

must serve six months in federal prison

Now, thats the most "epic win" ever.  :lol
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: xnikki118x on June 06, 2008, 11:35:54 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable link=topic=21678.msg535255#msg535255
I like how "kittens" are grouped with pornography and violence on the other end of the scale.
I noticed that, too.
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Jabberwocky on June 07, 2008, 05:32:47 AM
/f/ :bow2

lolicatgirls.swf (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Interweb/Flash/lolicatgirlsHD.swf) :bow2
Haha, I thought I was the only /f/tard around here.

I can't stand the rest of 4chan... /f/ usually has some flashes with catchy songs and fun games, though.

Kid in the article's obviously a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. We are anonymous, huh?  :lol
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Reb on June 07, 2008, 05:45:41 AM
I visit /co/ :s
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: bagofeyes on June 07, 2008, 09:51:17 AM
I just likes me some /s/ and /hc/  :-*
Title: Re: /b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax
Post by: Don Flamenco on June 07, 2008, 11:33:36 AM
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kittens, pornography and violence.

 :usacry