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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 04:27:31 PM

Title: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 04:27:31 PM
Friday night my best friend was at my house and we were watching a movie and usually I'll give her nice little kisses on the shoulder or something. when I kissed her on the shoulder she moved her shirt over a little revealing more of her neck and inviting me to kiss her neck basically. So I did. We kept on until there was a nice bit of petting going on. It was great, it stayed at that with a little few kisses on the lips when she left.

Keep in mind though, there has always been a little bit of sexual tension between us but it was always kept at bay because we were always with other people. We've always been really touchy with each other too. We hold hands when we go out and when we're alone.

So Saturday night, she came over again. This time it led to more petting and some making out along with a little fingering.

Now, I was afraid that after Friday things would be weird. She called me Friday night and it was normal stuff, we talked and whatnot and it all seemed the same.

Saturday night before she came over she was sending me text messages saying "i'm just at home missing you" and stuff like that. So I thought things were still good. Saturday night after she left, she sent me a text message that said "Thanks for spending time with me tonight. I really needed it and I love being with you." So I thought things were good.

Well, come Sunday afternoon, she doesn't call or text message which is really odd for us unless she's really busy. She calls late at night and is kind of distant.

I'm so fucking confused. Bah. I may have just fucked up my relationship with my best friend and I'm hating myself.

Hoobadyboobity.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 04:28:36 PM
so are them chicks crazy or what
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 04:28:55 PM
See youre like the opposite Etoilet
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:30:00 PM
So you're playing three women at the same time? My god  :lol

Now, I demand pics
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:30:28 PM
:lol @ MAF

What guy has a chick for a best friend? That shit has disaster written all over it.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:31:17 PM
Mupepe is a fuckin' PIMP.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: TVC15 on November 13, 2006, 04:31:21 PM
This thread is so GAF.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:32:10 PM
TVC is so GAF.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 04:32:27 PM
The forum is creeping into GAF Emo land today, not too pumped :(
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:32:34 PM
Tomorrow: "I just got my best friend preggers WTF oh shit oh shit!"

 ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 04:33:45 PM
The day after tomorrow:

<Zombz> "I just got my sick best nurse friend preggers while skydiving to a best buy to get my Wii"
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:33:46 PM
The forum is creeping into GAF Emo land today, not too pumped :(

(http://www.evilbore.com/images/emoman.jpg)
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:37:00 PM
The day after tomorrow:

<Zombz> "I just got my sick best nurse friend preggers while skydiving to a best buy to get my Wii"

I'd hate to be standing outside that Best Buy when ITS PAT came crashing to the earth. :-X
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 04:37:00 PM
:lol @ MAF

What guy has a chick for a best friend? That shit has disaster written all over it.
Perfect taste in movies?  Check
Decent taste in music? Check
Not a bitch?  Check
Attractive?  A Plus

Tomorrow: "I just got my best friend preggers WTF oh shit oh shit!"

 ::) ::) ::)
But I didn't have sex with her.   :-\ 

I fucking wish!  Then at least if I fucked up our friendship, I wouldn't have just blue balls.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:38:32 PM
Women as platonic best friends never works.  It never has and it never will.  Women as acquaintances is one thing and even then, it's susceptible to sexual tension.  But best friends is distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:39:20 PM
What happened to all this "CrystalGemini is my best friend" nonsense, Willco?! :lol
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:39:45 PM
She is, but she's also my girlfriend. Apparently you missed the keyword of "platonic".
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:40:54 PM
No, I just CAN'T READ!!! >:(
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 04:41:39 PM
Women as platonic best friends never works.  It never has and it never will.  Women as acquaintances is one thing and even then, it's susceptible to sexual tension.  But best friends is distinguished mentally-challenged.
Well, let me clarify then.  Best friend on this side of town.  I moved on the South side of Houston a few years back and due to work schedule and whatnot, I haven't had a chance to meet a lot of new people.  She's my main buddy down here and vice versa.  And yeah, I know it hardly ever works.  

I was even trying to get with her for a while.  But she resisted, so I gave up and started looking elsewhere for a relationship.  I started spending less time with her and I think she did what she did to pull me back.  But I think she would rather keep me at arms length.  Just blah.  

She has nice boobs though if that helps, guys.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:42:52 PM
She is, but she's also my girlfriend.

So shut up

Having female friends is not a problem. In fact, it can lead to relationships in some cases. My mom always said "marry your best friend" (if it's a girl lolz), and it makes sense.

Not everything is sexual. I'm friends with many chicks who I simply don't see in sexual terms. I just see them as friends no different than my male ones; we joke and laugh and have a good time. Then I know a couple chicks who I basically consider to be my little sisters; I watch out for them, and we have lots of fun.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:43:01 PM
HELL YES IT DOES :hyper :hyper :hyper
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:43:38 PM
So shut up

Having female friends is not a problem. In fact, it can lead to relationships in some cases. My mom always said "marry your best friend" (if it's a girl lolz), and it makes sense.

Not everything is sexual. I'm friends with many chicks who I simply don't see in sexual terms. I just see them as friends no different than my male ones; we joke and laugh and have a good time. Then I know a couple chicks who I basically consider to be my little sisters; I watch out for them, and we have lots of fun.

HEY distinguished mentally-challenged fellow PLEASE LOOK UP PLATONIC IN THE DICTIONARY.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:44:06 PM
Platonic best friends who are women do not work and NEVER HAVE.
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Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 04:44:35 PM
And it's not Emo-Day.  I'm emo every day.  

And fuck you Willco, I like Dashboard

I am right I swear I'm right.  I swear I knew it all along.  And I am flawed.  But I am cleaning up so well.  I am seeing in me now, the things you swore you saw yourself.

a-hole

:-*
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:45:05 PM
Dude, that's not the singer from Dashboard :lol
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 04:45:30 PM
Willco:

I dunno I think it depends how you treat your friends in general. I had a fair number of friends that were girls through college, and while they were in fact women and attractive, I never sensed a tension about it.  Of course I come from a family that doesnt even hug.

I don't believe in the 'BEST FRIEND' crap cause you can never have too many GOOD FRIENDS, why set a weird 'Best Standard' that's really high school.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:45:55 PM
Because your best friend rocks. Chances are, you had female friends or acquaintances, which is far different than a best friend.  There is a degree of ghey intimacy with a best friend that you don't have with other friends.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:46:21 PM
Best friends are a dying breed. :'(
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 04:48:08 PM
All of my GOOD FRIENDS rock to an equal degree and offer things that another does not. Best Friend is bullshit.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:49:24 PM
Yeah, like TVC will help you rub one out without thinking you're a freak, and Drinky will do so while you sleep and get off on it. :lol
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:49:46 PM
So shut up

Having female friends is not a problem. In fact, it can lead to relationships in some cases. My mom always said "marry your best friend" (if it's a girl lolz), and it makes sense.

Not everything is sexual. I'm friends with many chicks who I simply don't see in sexual terms. I just see them as friends no different than my male ones; we joke and laugh and have a good time. Then I know a couple chicks who I basically consider to be my little sisters; I watch out for them, and we have lots of fun.

HEY distinguished mentally-challenged fellow PLEASE LOOK UP PLATONIC IN THE DICTIONARY.

I know what it means Federman. And my post demonstrates that I have many PLATONIC relationships with women, and yes they do work. LOL

Platonic relationships are pretty easy for guys like me :-\
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:50:23 PM
Phoenix Dark fails at reading comprehension.  We're talking about best friends, not friends and acquaintances, you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:51:19 PM
Best friends are a figment of your imagination, Willco.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 04:51:25 PM
I dunno, I just see these dumbass teen shows like smallville where everyone is someone's 'best friend' when it gets them something when in reality no one is even GOOD friends on that show. Then I see people on forums throw around that same shit and I just LOOOOOOOOOOL.

IMO really good friends might as well be family. Cause you can count on them. Being your friend isnt some SMASH TV prize lol.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:51:58 PM
Phoenix Dark fails at reading comprehension.  We're talking about best friends, not friends and acquaintances, you distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

I have three best friends who are female, all of which I referenced in my past post. LOL
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:52:04 PM
There are always friends you are closer with than others.  I don't think you can really say that's not true.


I have three best friends who are female, all of which I referenced in my past post. LOL

By sheer numbers, you have incorrectly labeled them.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 04:53:51 PM
Yes Willco, it is possible to have more than one "best friend"

Or do we have to go back to 3rd grade here?
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:54:57 PM
It is possible, but I highly doubt all of your best friends are female, leading me to believe you have so-called male best friends.  And at that point, you're looking at four to six so-called best friends, which is just not possible.  You're not going to be THAT close to THAT many people in your life.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 04:55:11 PM
Best Friend is a stupid term.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 04:55:15 PM
I use the term "best friend" loosely and mostly out of habit.  Like I clarified, she's just my main buddy on this side of town.  I have plenty of "best friends" though.  Ones that I can count on no matter what that I have known for many years.  I know that even if we lose contact for a year, I can call them up one day and strike up a conversation no problem.  Or if I'm every in any sort of trouble, I can count on them.

Himuro is one of my best friends.  :-*
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Vizzys on November 13, 2006, 04:55:28 PM
Its possible willco, if PD is GAY.
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Post by: Cheebs on November 13, 2006, 04:55:39 PM
I have a best friend who is a girl and we have been friends since I was like 7. lol what do I win.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on November 13, 2006, 04:55:45 PM
You can only have 2 "best friends" at most.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:55:49 PM
I bet all of PD's friends are either females or gay dudes, he's just too scared to come out of the closet yet.

WE'RE HERE FOR YOU BRO! :'(
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:56:01 PM
It might be a stupid term, but I'm not using it as a reward, but merely as a label to describe the friend that you are the closest with.  The one you emotionally bond with to a degree that is different than other good friends, regular friends and acquaintances.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 04:56:46 PM
By the way, MAF ur my lvl 10 friend
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 04:56:51 PM
THIS IS THE COFFEE ARGUMENT ALL OVER AGAIN!
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Post by: Cheebs on November 13, 2006, 04:57:20 PM
You can only have 2 "best friends" at most.
my female best friend is better looking than your avatar
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Post by: CajoleJuice on November 13, 2006, 04:57:23 PM
I've had a trio of best friends for most of my life. Perfect for 4-player gaming!

I have no female friends anymore, though. :(
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 04:58:15 PM
Cheebs: YOU ARE AN ANOMALY! U MUST BE THE ONE! SAVE THE WORLD!
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Cheebs on November 13, 2006, 04:58:53 PM
Cheebs: YOU ARE AN ANOMALY! U MUST BE THE ONE! SAVE THE WORLD!
Does it involve killing PD?
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 04:59:08 PM
Better looking than FoC's avy? Yeah, she's a keeper. ;)
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 04:59:32 PM
Its just like the matrix, so yeah PD is your opposite.
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Post by: Cheebs on November 13, 2006, 05:00:08 PM
Good, good.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 05:00:44 PM
It is possible, but I highly doubt all of your best friends are female, leading me to believe you have so-called male best friends.  And at that point, you're looking at four to six so-called best friends, which is just not possible.  You're not going to be THAT close to THAT many people in your life.

We're arguing over "best friend" labels :lol

I have three female friends who I consider to be "best friends", as well as two male friends who I consider to be "best friends". We all grew up together. Hell, me and one of my female friends used to literally play doctor all the time...yeah :(

The funny thing is, I don't have many friends. I have a group of close friends, and almost half of that consists of my best friends. Since I remember seeing these people in diapers, it's kind of hard for me to create sexual tension with them. And luckily they feel the same way for the most part.

Going from friend to lover is a big, dangerous leap. It's ruined a relationship I had with a friend, and I really hope it doesn't happen anytime soon
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 05:01:25 PM
PD vs. Cheebs

GO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Cheebs on November 13, 2006, 05:01:48 PM
PD vs. Cheebs

GO!!!!!!!!!!!
I win, cause I know Kevin Smith didn't direct Daredevil.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on November 13, 2006, 05:01:55 PM
You are now entering 'Phoenix Dark's Creek'
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 05:02:31 PM
PD vs. Cheebs

GO!!!!!!!!!!!

I win because Cheebs is too scared to COME TO MY HOUSE AND LET ME BUY HIM LUNCH OMG
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 05:02:35 PM
Going from friend to lover is a big, dangerous leap. It's ruined a relationship I had with a friend, and I really hope it doesn't happen anytime soon

well you better make up, cuz life without a right hand is tough
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Cheebs on November 13, 2006, 05:03:27 PM
PD vs. Cheebs

GO!!!!!!!!!!!

I win because Cheebs is too scared to COME TO MY HOUSE AND LET ME BUY HIM LUNCH OMG
I don't want you to touch my penis.

(also I am proud of you, you didn't pm me for pics of her. YOU ARE GROWING UP YOUNG MAN  :-*)
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 05:04:18 PM
Going from friend to lover is a big, dangerous leap. It's ruined a relationship I had with a friend, and I really hope it doesn't happen anytime soon

well you better make up, cuz life without a right hand is tough
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Cheebs on November 13, 2006, 05:05:18 PM
PD you need a three character sig
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 05:05:56 PM
"sux"
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 05:06:35 PM
Going from friend to lover is a big, dangerous leap. It's ruined a relationship I had with a friend, and I really hope it doesn't happen anytime soon

well you better make up, cuz life without a right hand is tough
I see what you did there :lol

Nah, we were "friends", and she fucked it up by begging me to date her. Now she's a MySpace abuser...
(http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/7969/1219066522mqg6.jpg)

She's 18, but her MySpace page says she's 14. She updates it every day, so it's not a mistake. Oh god..
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Post by: Cheebs on November 13, 2006, 05:07:44 PM
ew. She is yucky. lol peace sign and POSE
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 05:09:20 PM
PD macks on 14 year olds... :yuck
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 05:09:42 PM
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=2077.70

BTW, I made a post about the girl in this thread the same day I decided to make a move.  lolz

How ironic.   :-\
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Post by: Himu on November 13, 2006, 05:10:42 PM
Is this that chick that thinks I was staring at her tits  ::)
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Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 05:12:22 PM
Is this that chick that thinks I was staring at her tits  ::)
No, I had sex with Alexandra a long time ago and she's not anywhere close to be a close friend.  She has nice tits though.
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Post by: Himu on November 13, 2006, 05:13:26 PM
AHAHAHA That chick is pretty hot though.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 05:14:57 PM
whats going on here
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 05:15:45 PM
Fingering your friend always makes things awkward, male or female

:-*

Ok thats a joke, I've never fingered a male friends bum
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Post by: Cheebs on November 13, 2006, 05:15:59 PM
whats going on here
PD is showing us girls he has touched the hair of.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 05:18:08 PM
ew. She is yucky. lol peace sign and POSE
:lol

I'm kind of not looking forward to Thanksgiving because I know she's going to call me and try to pull something; her birthday is a few days before Thanksgiving lol.

Every Thanksgiving she calls me...and everytime my brothers answer the phone so it's not like I can ignore the call ha :-\
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 05:18:48 PM
Fingering your friend always makes things awkward, male or female

:-*

Ok thats a joke, I've never fingered a male friends bum
:lol  Well, she was fine that same night and everything was still vanilla.  But now it seems like she's getting distant.  Fucking blah.

AHAHAHA That chick is pretty hot though.
Who?  Alexandra?  Yeah she is.  She still insists that you stared at her during class.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 05:19:20 PM
whats going on here
PD is showing us girls he has touched the hair of.

WA WA WEE WA
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Post by: NebraskanSnatch on November 13, 2006, 05:24:36 PM
ew. She is yucky. lol peace sign and POSE
:lol

I'm kind of not looking forward to Thanksgiving because I know she's going to call me and try to pull something; her birthday is a few days before Thanksgiving lol.

Every Thanksgiving she calls me...and everytime my brothers answer the phone so it's not like I can ignore the call ha :-\

Blacklist number?

Why's she calling you on thanksgiving anyway? She still hungry for more turkey or what?
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Post by: Himu on November 13, 2006, 05:26:05 PM

Who?  Alexandra?  Yeah she is.  She still insists that you stared at her during class.

I stared at her because I thought she was looking at my boners. :(
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 05:27:29 PM

Who?  Alexandra?  Yeah she is.  She still insists that you stared at her during class.

I stared at her because I thought she was looking at my boners. :(
???


 :-\
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 05:28:05 PM
ew. She is yucky. lol peace sign and POSE
:lol

I'm kind of not looking forward to Thanksgiving because I know she's going to call me and try to pull something; her birthday is a few days before Thanksgiving lol.

Every Thanksgiving she calls me...and everytime my brothers answer the phone so it's not like I can ignore the call ha :-\

Blacklist number?

Why's she calling you on thanksgiving anyway? She still hungry for more turkey or what?
NICK :-*

She tries to get brownie points with my family by doing this stuff. So she'll call my parent's house whenever it's someone's birthday, or on the holidays. At first I thought it was nice, but now it's getting annoying. Her entire existance seems to be to prove to others that she's "wife material"
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Himu on November 13, 2006, 05:28:32 PM

Who?  Alexandra?  Yeah she is.  She still insists that you stared at her during class.

I stared at her because I thought she was looking at my boners. :(
???


 :-\

 :lol
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 05:29:38 PM
She sent me this Youtube video now.  I'm so confused.  Aventura - Los Infieles (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kw66Mbksd8)

 ???
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: NebraskanSnatch on November 13, 2006, 05:30:45 PM
ew. She is yucky. lol peace sign and POSE
:lol

I'm kind of not looking forward to Thanksgiving because I know she's going to call me and try to pull something; her birthday is a few days before Thanksgiving lol.

Every Thanksgiving she calls me...and everytime my brothers answer the phone so it's not like I can ignore the call ha :-\

Blacklist number?

Why's she calling you on thanksgiving anyway? She still hungry for more turkey or what?
NICK :-*

She tries to get brownie points with my family by doing this stuff. So she'll call my parent's house whenever it's someone's birthday, or on the holidays. At first I thought it was nice, but now it's getting annoying. Her entire existance seems to be to prove to others that she's "wife material"

Like I said. She's STILL HUNGRY FOR MORE TURKEY
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 05:31:19 PM
 :lol
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Post by: NebraskanSnatch on November 13, 2006, 05:32:37 PM
:lol
:-*
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 05:34:26 PM
Dude, make an intro thread!
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Post by: NebraskanSnatch on November 13, 2006, 05:36:09 PM
Dude, make an intro thread!

Screw that, The Snatch don't play like dat.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 05:38:31 PM
Oh and if it helps, I think my HD DVD player turned her on!  I was also very susceptible to sexual advances because she appreciated the added visual definition of HD DVD while my g/f said "I don't get it.  It looks prettier, but that's it." 

Fuck you, bitch.

I'm turned on by a girl that can appreciate beautiful image quality.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: NebraskanSnatch on November 13, 2006, 05:39:45 PM
(http://www.imagemule.com/uploads/av-5091bSM8.gif)
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 05:45:57 PM
Heres a chart I just created. It explains all you need to know about the lines and were you should not cross if you want to maintain a certain relationship

(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9092/awesomechartdn1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

My guess is your friend doesn't want to be an awesome booty call you horny devil you  :-[
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 05:52:04 PM
Heres a chart I just created. It explains all you need to know about the lines and were you should not cross if you want to maintain a certain relationship

(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9092/awesomechartdn1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

My guess is your friend doesn't want to be an awesome booty call you horny devil you  :-[
:lol :lol :lol :lol

But I don't want her to be an awesome booty call.  She knows I want more than that.  I've made it more than clear before.  I would gladly leave the girl I'm with for a relationship with her.  I've wanted it for a long time. 
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Post by: NebraskanSnatch on November 13, 2006, 05:53:10 PM
I made some necessary altercations to your chart:

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Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 06:16:02 PM
Poor PD.  :(
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on November 13, 2006, 06:18:09 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
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Post by: etiolate on November 13, 2006, 09:45:46 PM
I think you can have platonic female friends. though obviously Mupepe is too horny for that.  My best e-buddy or whatever is female and she's a philo/women's studies graduate and we have good discussion and debate.  Not any sexual tension, just two people bouncing ideas off each other. Some female friends I have, there are certain sexual tensions there, but I have female friends that I don't have that tension with.
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Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 09:48:47 PM
I think you can have platonic female friends. though obviously Mupepe is too horny for that.  My best e-buddy or whatever is female and she's a philo/women's studies graduate and we have good discussion and debate.  Not any sexual tension, just two people bouncing ideas off each other. Some female friends I have, there are certain sexual tensions there, but I have female friends that I don't have that tension with.
Well, I have a few female friends that I have no sexual tension with.  Of course, I don't find them sexually attractive. 

But remember guys, my attraction to her is not purely sexual.
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Post by: etiolate on November 13, 2006, 09:53:03 PM
Doesn't this one have a bf?
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 13, 2006, 09:53:36 PM
dude I have fingerbanged lots of women and out of all of them, only ONE of them let me do the anal insertions and only ONE of them let me do the gagging but she wasn't the same one that let me do the anal insertion!

and NONE of those bitches peed on me / let me pee on them. shame, really

anyways, your chart am need work, dode
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Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 09:57:06 PM
dude I have fingerbanged lots of women and out of all of them, only ONE of them let me do the anal insertions and only ONE of them let me do the gagging but she wasn't the same one that let me do the anal insertion!

and NONE of those bitches peed on me / let me pee on them. shame, really

anyways, your chart am need work, dode
I've had a few girls ask for anal insertion.  One ask for gagging.  And one let me pee on them.

Doesn't this one have a bf?
Yes.   :-\
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 13, 2006, 10:03:13 PM

I've had a few girls ask for anal insertion.  One ask for gagging.  And one let me pee on them.


Do you pay for sex? ASKING for that kinda shit is like... wow.

I got slapped just for peeing on someone in the SHOWER.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 13, 2006, 10:04:14 PM
Why did you pee in the shower?

You're like a Seinfeld episode.
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Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 10:07:45 PM

I've had a few girls ask for anal insertion.  One ask for gagging.  And one let me pee on them.


Do you pay for sex? ASKING for that kinda shit is like... wow.

I got slapped just for peeing on someone in the SHOWER.
God no, never paid for sex.

I've met a lot of girls that were either already into anal or were just interested in it.  The one that asked for gagging was this fucking crazy coke head in high school.  She also asked me to choke her while she rode me.

And the girl that let me pee on her was an idiot.  She kept thinking I wanted a relationship with her when I constantly told her I didn't.  So I just decided to see how far I could push it and one night when we were all drunk I asked if I could pee on her.  She even let me take a polaroid of it.  lolz
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 10:10:30 PM
color me a phoenixdark, but wtf is "gagging"
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 13, 2006, 10:11:35 PM
Nothing to see here lolz.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 13, 2006, 10:12:03 PM
God no, never paid for sex.


oh yes you have, buddy
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 13, 2006, 10:13:34 PM
you ALWAYS pay for sex. Maybe not with money, but you ALWAYS pay.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on November 13, 2006, 10:15:10 PM
Oh and gagging, Doug? Exactly what it sounds like.

Although some girls don't have that. There's a subtle difference between "girl, I want you to choke on my cock" and "girl, I want you to put my cock down your throat". Although, being a married man & having babies, you probably get that.
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Post by: Mupepe on November 13, 2006, 10:18:13 PM
God no, never paid for sex.


oh yes you have, buddy
hahaha

If you want to talk about that way, we all do.  But as in handing her straight cash with the understanding of receiving sexual favors, no.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark
Question: I've always wondered about this. If you were to pee inside a vagina, would the pee be absorbed (like when you take a shower), or would it come out the back side. Or, would it just not do anything at all. I have always wondered that
???

I have no idea because I've never tried.  That's disgusting though.

And Drinky, it's skull fucking.  Or at least that's what this girl liked.  She also had a ball gag like in Pulp Fiction and she would ask me to tighten it as I fucked her up the ass or doggy style.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 13, 2006, 10:20:31 PM
you ALWAYS pay for sex. Maybe not with money, but you ALWAYS pay.

The Ultimate Truth
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 13, 2006, 10:23:48 PM
Hay guys, how'd this go from Mupepe being emo to PD... well, being PD?

Hmm, hmm?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2006, 04:01:25 AM
This thread summed up by one brilliant song...


(Chali 2na)
Yo, this is a lesson in friendship
The depths of a kinship
What women and men begin with, and then slip
My pen drips
As I scribble my thoughts on thin strips
Of emotion
A fraction, seduction, attraction
Eruption of passion
Corrupts if a lasted friendship's involved
But love to cross the line
But that's why we built these walls

(Hook: Nelly Furtado)
We been friends for a long time, a very close friend of mine
Love you like you was mine, but respect a thin line
I love you like you was mine, think about you all the time
Very close friend of mine, but respect a thin line

(Akil)
Opposite's attract
When the female and male come in contact
Sticky situation in fact
Tryin not to let the feelings catch
But there's a thin line between both of y'all
So you respect that
And entertain the idea, but get brought back
To reality, and could you really live with that?
Decision, based on intuition
You love and keep your distance
Hug and kiss in friendship

(Marc 7)
An ongoing kinship, we was people to begin with
Disrespect was not intended
but your feelings sparked the sentence
Sometimes you're too intense in your quest to invent
The perfect man, please understand, my rhyme is your repent

(Hook) - repeat 2X

(Soup)
Man, too bad that we became friends first
I'm not on expert on how relationships should work
But, from the minute it as known
It changed the whole tone on how we spoke on the phone
Yo, it was cool but I felt it wasn't enough
And I was stuck when your moms would pick it up
Over you, all my buddies would swoon
But I felt we were in tune, you let me up in your room. (Damn)
But to me girl, you're still off limits
No matter all the times that I hint it. (Yo, whatchu doin after this?)
Infactuation was authentic, but yo I just pretended
So I wouldn't lose the friendship
Maybe, I should spill all my guts
Or write a letter, then tear it up
Or do a song, just to say what's up
I want ... just ... a touch

(Hook) - repeat 2X

(Nelly Furtado)
I can't do this anymore
See my heart just spills out when you walk in the door
Friendship turns into lust and this only tip
That I can't comprehend even if I knew it
Can't do justice to these things that I'm feeling
You got someone else, don't wanna be caught stealing
Hell if she knew she would never leave us alone
in the roo-ooo-ooom

(Chali 2na)
This was a lesson in friendship
I stress in this sentence
Should women and men be friends first?
And then slip?
My pen drips as I scribble my thoughts on thin strips
of devotion

(Akil)
Opposites attract
And best friends make a perfect match
If you only knew that
Once you cross, ain't no turning back
The minute you let him in it and he hit that
That's that

(Marc 7)
We was people to begin with, but you was too relentless
Jeporidizing kinship, respect is intended
Resolve is my intent
While we got it in
I'm tryin to salvage a friendship

Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Vizzys on November 14, 2006, 04:03:50 AM
No.
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2006, 04:53:13 AM
No.

Que?
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 03:30:07 PM
Well, I talked to her last night and a little bit today.  She still seems a little bit distant.  But she at least made some sexual jokes last night!  And she's coming over tonight.   :-*
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Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 14, 2006, 03:31:42 PM
you're going to get raped.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2006, 03:34:01 PM
Well, I talked to her last night and a little bit today.  She still seems a little bit distant.  But she at least made some sexual jokes last night!  And she's coming over tonight.   :-*

She sounds hot
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Post by: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 03:36:23 PM
you're going to get raped.
I fucking hope so.

Doubt it though.  Like I said in the other thread.  She's a virgin and I have a feeling it will take a lot more coaxing to get her to sleep with me than it did to rub her tits.
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Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 14, 2006, 03:37:23 PM
you're going to get raped.
I fucking hope so.

Doubt it though.  Like I said in the other thread.  She's a virgin and I have a feeling it will take a lot more coaxing to get her to sleep with me than it did to rub her tits.
Coaxing's nasty. Instead...get her drunk.
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Post by: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 03:39:29 PM

Coaxing's nasty. Instead...get her drunk.
She doesn't drink that often.   :-\

She told me she wants to have sex before her 21st birthday though! (Dec 30th) and hopefully I'm in line!
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Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on November 14, 2006, 03:40:34 PM

Coaxing's nasty. Instead...get her drunk.
She doesn't drink that often.   :-\

She told me she wants to have sex before her 21st birthday though! (Dec 30th) and hopefully I'm in line!
:lol


i want sex..... :(
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Post by: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 03:58:03 PM

Coaxing's nasty. Instead...get her drunk.
She doesn't drink that often.   :-\

She told me she wants to have sex before her 21st birthday though! (Dec 30th) and hopefully I'm in line!
:lol


i want sex..... :(
Come over  :-*

Anyways, it seems like she's content just being lovers on the side or something.  I don't know if I am.  Blah.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2006, 04:43:14 PM
you're going to get raped.
I fucking hope so.

Doubt it though.  Like I said in the other thread.  She's a virgin and I have a feeling it will take a lot more coaxing to get her to sleep with me than it did to rub her tits.

Well let me hit it and we can lose are virginity at the same time :hyper
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Post by: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 05:29:14 PM
you're going to get raped.
I fucking hope so.

Doubt it though.  Like I said in the other thread.  She's a virgin and I have a feeling it will take a lot more coaxing to get her to sleep with me than it did to rub her tits.

Well let me hit it and we can lose are virginity at the same time :hyper
I'm sure she wants someone experienced.  :-*  If you want, I can take yours too.  :hyper
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2006, 05:33:50 PM
 :-\
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on November 14, 2006, 05:35:27 PM
mupepe is my favorite humanitarian :-[
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 05:40:21 PM
mupepe is my favorite humanitarian :-[
I do what I can.  :-[
Title: Re: My Topic To Vent!
Post by: Takuan on November 14, 2006, 05:55:05 PM
What kind of chick determines she needs to lose her virginity by a set date? I need to find some of these wee-brains and have a ball.
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Post by: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 06:46:00 PM
What kind of chick determines she needs to lose her virginity by a set date? I need to find some of these wee-brains and have a ball.
lolz  'tis more or less a joke.  But I can keep my hopes up that she'll say fuck it and actually go with it.  :hyper
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Post by: Prost on November 14, 2006, 07:55:09 PM
Women as platonic best friends never works.  It never has and it never will.  Women as acquaintances is one thing and even then, it's susceptible to sexual tension.  But best friends is distinguished mentally-challenged.

If there is no sexual attraction from either person, then it can be possible.  If there is an attraction from one or both, then it will never work.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2006, 08:02:34 PM
btw where ARE THE PICS? >:(
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Post by: Mupepe on November 14, 2006, 08:06:29 PM
btw where ARE THE PICS? >:(
lolz  You have pics of my two other women dammit!  special pictures at that!  But seriously, I'll send them to you whenever I log on at home.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 14, 2006, 08:17:28 PM
Special indeed :-*