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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 09, 2008, 12:50:31 PM

Title: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 09, 2008, 12:50:31 PM
:drudge BREAKING NEWS :drudge

I learned this morning that rap was actually invented by an Italian man, Adriano Celentano, in 1971.

Prisencolinensinainciusol
[youtube=425,350]FcUi6UEQh00[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUi6UEQh00

As you can see in this informative historical YouTube, Celentano also invented the music video and the hot Italian woman.

Check out that tight beat. It's no wonder black people wanted to take credit for it! I guess this makes us even after what happened with rock-n-roll, huh?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Eric P on June 09, 2008, 12:52:34 PM
i haven't seen blacks steal from italians this much since the movie The Wanderers.

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2008, 12:53:57 PM
Last Poets
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Crushed on June 09, 2008, 01:00:38 PM
Is it just me, or is YouTube really slow today?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: tiesto on June 09, 2008, 01:01:53 PM
Black people have been stealing from Italians for the longest time!

:bow Italians :bow2
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Eric P on June 09, 2008, 01:08:36 PM
Black people have been stealing from Italians for the longest time!

:bow the bronx :bow2
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: disgruntled_jojo on June 09, 2008, 01:18:03 PM
This is hot!

I'm about a quarter Italian.  I guess that makes me about a quarter awesome?  If black people are ever forced to pay reparations, I better get a check for my portion!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Beezy on June 09, 2008, 01:23:58 PM
 :bawl
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2008, 02:04:28 PM
why has everyone ignored my post
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Eric P on June 09, 2008, 02:05:43 PM
why has everyone ignored my post

because attempting to insert the truth in a plainly tongue in cheek thread is ultimately futile

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Tauntaun on June 09, 2008, 02:52:13 PM
:bawl

White People - 1

Black People - 0

:punch  We're back!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2008, 02:54:11 PM
why has everyone ignored my post

because attempting to insert the truth in a plainly tongue in cheek thread is ultimately futile



this is a matter of pride, tongues and cheeks be damned. what are you going to tell me next, that latino gangs are ruling the streets of LA instead of black gangs?  :'( :maf
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 09, 2008, 02:54:38 PM
why has everyone ignored my post

because they're the Last Poets, not the Lost Poets.

smh at Maurice's "blackness" :-\
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: lordmaji on June 09, 2008, 03:07:12 PM
why has everyone ignored my post

because you're black.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Himu on June 09, 2008, 03:35:13 PM
nooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Tauntaun on June 09, 2008, 03:53:28 PM
I'm gonna bottle Beezy and Himumu's tears and sell them on the internet to stupid white girls who want a taste of the jungle.  That's a good selling line...

"Want a taste of the jungle?"

NOMNOMNOM   :)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Eric P on June 09, 2008, 03:55:01 PM
why has everyone ignored my post

because they're the Last Poets, not the Lost Poets.

smh at Maurice's "blackness" :-\

HA  i  didn't even notice that.

Patel blacker than Amber.

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Tauntaun on June 09, 2008, 05:07:51 PM
Who else is black here?  Send me your tears and I'll cut you in on the deal, we gonna do it up big aight?  :pimp
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2008, 05:09:18 PM
 :-\

excuse me while i go rob a liquor store to restore my rep.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: lordmaji on June 09, 2008, 05:12:34 PM
:-\

excuse me while i go rob a liquor store to restore my rep.

Damn white people.  :maf
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Phoenix Dark on June 09, 2008, 05:17:22 PM
they be hatin. no daps for you
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on June 09, 2008, 05:46:08 PM
That song is fucking awesome!!! Where can I get it?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: Rap invented in 1971 by an Italian man
Post by: Crushed on June 09, 2008, 09:58:48 PM
(http://i26.tinypic.com/nxtk47.jpg)

That is the face of a pimp.