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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: GilloD on June 09, 2008, 01:16:38 PM

Title: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: GilloD on June 09, 2008, 01:16:38 PM
1- The plot "twist" is so obvious I only did the first 7 or 8 battles and I saw it coming from the moment the game started
2- BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Please give me some more gay boring text BLAH BLAH HERE TALK AFTER THE BATTLE BLAH BLAH
3- The combat is fine, but trying to pinpoint a square is a nightmare. How many times did I hit my own teammates because they were right in front of an enemy? I have a fucking directional pad, let me use it.
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 09, 2008, 01:21:11 PM
Demi and I stand together. Youre a Viz sympathizing distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Enjoy your cancer jokes alone.

Signed,
MAF
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: demi on June 09, 2008, 01:23:03 PM
This wouldn't happen in the Peace Corps.
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: Crushed on June 09, 2008, 01:31:34 PM
What, do you kill God?
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: Vizzys on June 09, 2008, 02:25:30 PM
you have done well my son
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: GilloD on June 09, 2008, 03:46:54 PM
Demi and I stand together. Youre a Viz sympathizing distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Enjoy your cancer jokes alone.

Signed,
MAF

I'm usually on board with you guys. But this game is like FFT-lite, but shackled with lousy controls. Should I have kept going? I liked the Animu art well enough.
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: Vizzys on June 09, 2008, 03:52:09 PM
Demi and I stand together. Youre a Viz sympathizing distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Enjoy your cancer jokes alone.

Signed,
MAF
But this game is like FFT-lite, but shackled with lousy controls. Should I have kept going?

yes

you didnt even mention the horrendous voice acting
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: GilloD on June 09, 2008, 03:59:27 PM
Demi and I stand together. Youre a Viz sympathizing distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Enjoy your cancer jokes alone.

Signed,
MAF
But this game is like FFT-lite, but shackled with lousy controls. Should I have kept going?

yes

you didnt even mention the horrendous voice acting

I always played it on the commute, I never heard any of the sounds, haha. But the controls were just horrible. POKE POKE POKE I SAID GO THERE POKE PIOKE NO FUCK POKE POKE.
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 09, 2008, 04:07:29 PM
you guys smell like butts
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: The Sceneman on June 09, 2008, 04:32:00 PM
the game is technically 'mediocre' but I still had a bit of fun with it. The characters are fun and theres some lol moments. Wait until the fucking manatee turns up

and you can use the fucking d-pad, thats what I did
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 09, 2008, 04:40:55 PM
I used stylus the whole way fukers.
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: homborg on June 09, 2008, 05:43:36 PM
the sequel is better with the touchscreen anyway, thank christ.

but that does not excuse MAF from trying to hype the original piece of shit
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 09, 2008, 06:04:02 PM
I dont need excuses when all of you blow ass.
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 09, 2008, 06:36:40 PM
use the d-pad, jesus. who the fuck uses the touch pad for ANYTHING

the DS touch pad is a piece of shit in general

i enjoyed the game for the 10 or so maps i played -- it's certainly leagues better than fft, even if it isn't as "deep"

deep in quotes since most of fft's classes/skills are fuckall worthless
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 09, 2008, 06:39:44 PM
I used stylus the whole way fukers.

:o :o :o
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 09, 2008, 06:54:15 PM
26 hours of touch pad action!
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: homborg on June 09, 2008, 10:49:33 PM
I dont need excuses when all of you blow ass.
you're just upset because I know you were about to pull that shit out if the thread got too crazy and be all BUBUBUT THE SEQUEL GUYS HARRRRUHH IT'S BETTER I THINK, but I just smacked your white middle-class face to the ground!!! no I know you really wouldn't do that but HUPUPUPUP

for the record, 2 is better touchscreen or not, though that also means they shifted it into animu overdrive. starts with boucing tits in the opening movie and then trying to get the lolis to like you for the rest of the game (ok that's the same shit as before)

fast forward 10 months and LA2 is out in english and MAF and drinky hate it for this and this and this because we didn't like the first one :( and then we'll be sending apologetic fruit baskets so we can get them to like good games again! god, every year with this!
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 09, 2008, 10:51:04 PM
You guys are dumb buttfaces with smelly shit breath
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 09, 2008, 11:04:19 PM
I dont need excuses when all of you blow ass.
you're just upset because I know you were about to pull that shit out if the thread got too crazy and be all BUBUBUT THE SEQUEL GUYS HARRRRUHH IT'S BETTER I THINK, but I just smacked your white middle-class face to the ground!!! no I know you really wouldn't do that but HUPUPUPUP

for the record, 2 is better touchscreen or not, though that also means they shifted it into animu overdrive. starts with boucing tits in the opening movie and then trying to get the lolis to like you for the rest of the game (ok that's the same shit as before)

fast forward 10 months and LA2 is out in english and MAF and drinky hate it for this and this and this because we didn't like the first one :( and then we'll be sending apologetic fruit baskets so we can get them to like good games again! god, every year with this!

lol wat
Title: Re: Luminous Arc is terrible.
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 09, 2008, 11:06:59 PM
Someone's got some history with me. So transparent lol.