THE BORE
General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: demi on June 14, 2008, 01:45:30 PM
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[youtube=425,350]N-wjrJC1klA[/youtube]
Creature Creator Demo
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XIM81WUR
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I knew you would be into scrawny white men with gigantic cocks
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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:lol
Thanks for the demo, demi!
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Community
Wright calls the game a "massively single-player online game".[46] Simultaneous multiplayer gaming is not a feature of Spore. The content that the player can create will be uploaded automatically to a central database (or a peer-to-peer system), cataloged and rated for quality (based on how many users have downloaded the object or creature in question), and then re-distributed to populate other players' games.
Single player only, no griefing. :gloomy
smh
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I can't unsee the disturbing dance.
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http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=srch-longcat%3Asast-500000019493
(http://ll-019.ea.com/spore/static/image/500/000/019/500000019493_lrg.png)
:lol
EDIT:
(http://ll-032.ea.com/spore/static/image/500/000/032/500000032956_lrg.png) (http://ll-022.ea.com/spore/static/image/500/000/022/500000022745_lrg.png) (http://ll-022.ea.com/spore/static/image/500/000/022/500000022497_lrg.png)
:bow
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:rofl
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I call dibs on making a Drinky Crow.
Any of you guys do it first and you'll be total fagatrons.
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Gonna save that psyduck one so I can use it in my spore universe.
My own
(http://i32.tinypic.com/241shli.jpg)
edit:
here's the psyduck version for import in your own game
(http://ll-022.ea.com/spore/static/thumb/500/000/022/500000022745.png)
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isn't it like that old Relic RTS, what was it called again... Impossible Creatures?
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(http://i32.tinypic.com/21az950.png)
(http://i27.tinypic.com/wjt9h0.jpg)
:heart
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*Saved*
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My second creation, the Flyvern (and yes, I know it's technically a dragon because it has four limbs).
(http://i25.tinypic.com/23lz4m8.png)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/slmjav.jpg)
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(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/Petey.jpg)
I call him "Petey".
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A gaffer made this
(http://i31.tinypic.com/116mf4j.jpg)
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is that captain falcon?
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...theres 2 penises coming out the side.
He did say a gaffer made it
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(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t6/tendersurrender_album/1213431991137km7.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I see why they decided to make this single player now.
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My first little Crackahorse
(http://i30.tinypic.com/2rw235i.jpg)
(http://i26.tinypic.com/1y38gl.jpg)
(http://i29.tinypic.com/2rqkpjr.jpg)
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(http://ll-057.ea.com/spore/static/image/500/000/057/500000057075_lrg.png)
:o
BUT
BEHOLD MY CREATION
GENTLEMEN
I PRESENT TO YOU
(http://i27.tinypic.com/nx048i.png)
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2n8zkuc.png)
THE MIGHTY HIMUMU
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Wasn't this game revealed like 10 years ago
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(http://i25.tinypic.com/2n8zkuc.png)
nice tits
and omg @ the multiple dicks
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nice tits
and omg @ the multiple dicks
That's the pubes. :lol
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Himumu has a laughably small penis, it'll be extinct in no time because he can't procreate.
Downloadable version of the cool one
(http://ll-059.ea.com/spore/static/thumb/500/000/057/500000057075.png)
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WTF. Mine won't upload to the site.
It'll take forever before saying that it couldn't connect to the server or that it wasn't successfully shared.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :'(
EDIT:
(http://i26.tinypic.com/i6bcdf.jpg)
NO! BAD CREATURE CREATOR! BAD! (smacks program with newspaper)
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Oh well, I can still share Jim Jim with you this way.
(http://i29.tinypic.com/2mfky6p.jpg)
(http://i31.tinypic.com/6y1kiq.jpg)
He has a little mustache.
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I don't know about Spore, but the Spore Creature Creator is gonna be GOTY. :lol
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PR, THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR GIVING ME THE IDEA
(http://i29.tinypic.com/2vn3uo0.png)
(http://i26.tinypic.com/nb3ts1.jpg)
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:lol :lol
Now make a person out of dicks.
-Dick Nose
-Dick Head
-Dick Legs
-Balls for Feet
-Dick Toes
-Dick Arms
-Dick Ears
-Dick Arms
-Balls for Hands
-Dick Fingers
-Dick Dick
-Dick Body
-Dick head breasts with smaller dicks as nipples
He can have normal eyes, and hair. He just has to be pink and made of dicks.
:wtf
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PR, THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR GIVING ME THE IDEA
(http://i29.tinypic.com/2vn3uo0.png)
(http://i26.tinypic.com/nb3ts1.jpg)
not sure if you're old enough to remember these guys, but your creatures already had a cartoon series in the 80s--->
(http://i26.tinypic.com/1zf3b6o.gif)
:lol
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lol... on the main screen if you spin the galaxy background real fast... well you'll see
:lol :lol :lol
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(http://ll-061.ea.com/spore/static/image/500/000/061/500000061562_lrg.png)
(http://ll-068.ea.com/spore/static/thumb/500/000/061/500000061562.png)
(edit: not mine)
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you guys... :lol
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(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/1213510100544.png)
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:rofl
I'm dying here.
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holy shit
:rofl
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And it keeps getting better and better
[youtube=425,350]p-CzYKglbKk[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-CzYKglbKk
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:lol :lol :lol Omg, I'm sure nobody saw this coming.
I gotta dl this shit now.
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(http://ilm.johnnythemidget.com/image/torsosaurus.jpg)
(http://ilm.johnnythemidget.com/image/Torsosaurus.png)
Check the SomethingAwful thread for some really good creatures (not just dicks)
Some really good ones, and this is with just 25% of the toolset:
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z219/EntropyGuardian/Spore/CRE_-067ded11_ful.png)
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z219/EntropyGuardian/Spore/HangmansWillow.png)
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z219/EntropyGuardian/Spore/Spore_GIF_2008-06-14_20-45-01.gif)
(http://i28.tinypic.com/vx2iie.jpg)
Download http://img.waffleimages.com/2e863de0fccf12b0378b878a395f91b570bcbbb3/BanjoKazooie.png (http://img.waffleimages.com/2e863de0fccf12b0378b878a395f91b570bcbbb3/BanjoKazooie.png)
(http://i28.tinypic.com/axoh9e.jpg)
Download http://img.waffleimages.com/0768b0cafe0781274fba5082463d6d3469287d12/Piranha%20Plant.png (http://img.waffleimages.com/0768b0cafe0781274fba5082463d6d3469287d12/Piranha%20Plant.png)
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yeah, seriously
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=vnUXnnH6sY0
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man, this thing is finicky
when i first tried to load it my monitor/tv blanked out with a great big NO SUPPORT! message, and i had to unplug my computer and reboot
after fucking around with it for a while in compatibility mode i finally got it to run, and just changed the settings in the options
then it said i couldn't register, after which i got an email thanking me for registering
i haven't made a cockmonster yet
i might go for something a little different
maybe a vagina
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omfg
:rofl
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Will Wright has unleashed a truly terrible evil upon the world. :lol
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(http://i26.tinypic.com/zmmhvk.png)
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2hy9hf9.jpg)
(http://i27.tinypic.com/2cz6o90.gif)
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:lol :lol :lol Omg, I'm sure nobody saw this coming.
if they didn't, they're as stupid as they are geniuses
I would like to thank Will Wright for giving our company such a strong argument against allowing player-created content in our game
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=vnUXnnH6sY0
oh my god :lol
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I would like to thank Will Wright for giving our company such a strong argument against allowing player-created content in our game
User created content is fine. The problem with Spore is that it is too easy for the average internet malcontent/shitwit to create and share offensive stuff.
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I would like to thank Will Wright for giving our company such a strong argument against allowing player-created content in our game
User created content is fine. The problem with Spore is that it is too easy for the average internet malcontent/shitwit to create and share offensive stuff.
yeah, I should have added "unfiltered"
user-created content really needs a gatekeeper to let it into the game
otherwise you end up with, uh, Spore
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pretty sure they'll filter out the offensive stuff from the part where your creature gets into the games of other people
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Wow, is this demo uploaded anywhere else? I gotta try this shit.
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Crushed how do you import/create the little images you're using to share these ???
They're in the "My Spore Creations" folder, in the "Creatures" subfolder.
Say hello to Maximilian!
(http://i28.tinypic.com/13z0jl.png)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/24lijj9.jpg)
And this cutie, Scicloton. :-*
(http://i29.tinypic.com/x1hk5s.png)
(http://i27.tinypic.com/2zs9teq.jpg)
(http://i32.tinypic.com/2wr0owz.jpg)
Aww, they're spreading across the planet! :heart
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It's the Swingthing! (similarities to old Asian martial arts masters is coincidental)
(http://i27.tinypic.com/2mdsd34.png)
(http://i29.tinypic.com/2qvcppy.jpg)
And the Kroakpoel.
(http://i31.tinypic.com/24ee00j.png)
(http://i30.tinypic.com/2vklswj.jpg)
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Wow, is this demo uploaded anywhere else? I gotta try this shit.
Here here, I want this.
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http://www.mininova.org/tor/1503646
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megaupload link is dead
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Seriously though this is cooler than I expected. I still doubt I'd get it.
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Okay, be honest guys. Who would win in a fight between my Kroakpoel (see above) and my new guy... THE LAGOLITE!?
(http://i28.tinypic.com/2laswo2.png)
(http://i29.tinypic.com/2nimrlk.jpg)
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I would like to thank Will Wright for giving our company such a strong argument against allowing player-created content in our game
User created content is fine. The problem with Spore is that it is too easy for the average internet malcontent/shitwit to create and share offensive stuff.
yeah, I should have added "unfiltered"
user-created content really needs a gatekeeper to let it into the game
otherwise you end up with, uh, Spore
No doubt. If anyone has ever wondered why editable character features are so hamstrung, particularly the ability to draw whatever pattern or logo you want as a bitmap, this is why. No publisher wants to have giant, spurting dicks on half the online players' cars, uniforms, ship sails, flags, what-have-you, let alone the licensor of any brands associated with the game (NFL, NBA, NASCAR, TNA...).
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Behold, a creature both delicious and disgusting, fit and fat, a crawling contradiction...
THE TWINKY TUNA
(http://i29.tinypic.com/2r7svb6.png)
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2qw2a8o.jpg)
And look what happens when it roars!
(http://i28.tinypic.com/34njtds.jpg)
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:lol
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http://www.mininova.org/tor/1503646
Thanks.
This is way more amusing than I expected :lol
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This one is my newest favorite creation: The Gigantic Wuggo.
(http://i25.tinypic.com/2f09ahs.png)
(http://i28.tinypic.com/992fpf.jpg)
Aww, what a cute face.
(http://i31.tinypic.com/2whfprr.jpg)
DEAR GOD IT IS AN ABOMINATION FROM BEYOND THE VEIL
(http://i31.tinypic.com/ykn14.jpg)
No! I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. :(
(http://i32.tinypic.com/2wm181u.jpg)
Oh Wuggo, you so cwazy.
And I also found the best Yoshi EVER.
(http://i28.tinypic.com/jfgmcx.jpg)
(http://i27.tinypic.com/653gcy.png)
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okay i don't care if this is a double post IT FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT IT'S THAT PAN'S LABYRINTH MOTHER FUCKER
[youtube=425,350]8tDg0Zbi-mk[/youtube]
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Full version (of the Creature Creator) is now out.
(http://i30.tinypic.com/e19ms4.png)
(http://i27.tinypic.com/esonew.jpg)
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lol Maxis featured one of my creatures on Sporepedia.
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http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/230016.html?playlist=popular (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/230016.html?playlist=popular)
Is this a free download, or is everyone just torrenting it?
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http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/230016.html?playlist=popular (http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/230016.html?playlist=popular)
(http://i32.tinypic.com/2q0k977.png)
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Which one of you lucky boys wants to have a night with The Beautiful Miss? :-*
(http://i29.tinypic.com/igkt8i.jpg)
(http://i27.tinypic.com/i3h00h.jpg)
Uh-oh! She's in the mood! :hump
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Is this a free download, or is everyone just torrenting it?
There was a free demo, the full thing is $10.
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Thsi shit is amazing.
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[youtube=425,350]sqh0ckQ_LdM[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]Y6f_3m9SSwQ[/youtube]
:rofl
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Awesome stuff. :lol
Going to download it now.
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This thread needs some flaccid fallus
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Sonic from Hell
(http://www.vulomedia.com/images/75159CRE_NotSonic067e3bbf_sml.jpg)
(http://www.vulomedia.com/images/16129Spore_GIF_20080614_212055.gif)
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1486628845115939276&hl=en (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1486628845115939276&hl=en)
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CROW 2.0!
(http://i31.tinypic.com/2s6ssx5.png)
(http://i25.tinypic.com/16gmq8n.jpg)
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amazing, my favorite videogame character ever: http://www.spore.com/sporepedia#qry=srch-bioshock
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HIMUMU is evolving! :o
(http://i25.tinypic.com/4h8tqg.png)
(http://i27.tinypic.com/2ijhrh3.jpg)
HIMUMU has evolved into HIMUMU2!
(http://i28.tinypic.com/eqatjo.jpg)
:-*
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:lol Awesome stuff. My guitarist told me about this game a couple weeks ago, it looks soooooooo sick.
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Downs Bunny is fast in foot... if a bit slow in mind.
(http://i29.tinypic.com/14101eq.jpg)
(http://i26.tinypic.com/vyr3ft.png)
Rupert's undulating back is quite mesmerizing to watch.
(http://i29.tinypic.com/263zvqp.jpg)
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Ja, Herr Doktor is here to talk DER SCIENCE!
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25272162/