THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CajoleJuice on June 15, 2008, 04:47:03 AM
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No, you work at the Apple Store selling overpriced and overhyped products, you twat.
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I live a mile from the apple campus and the only exciting thing about it is that it's right next to the Donut Wheel. open 24 hours a day. :drool
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I thought Steve Jobs sat in a rotating office that towers above the Apple campus. And that he often stands in the window naked.
That could be a dream of mine I'm mixing up with reality though.
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I thought Steve Jobs sat in a rotating office that towers above the Apple campus. And that he often stands in the window naked.
That could be a dream of mine I'm mixing up with reality though.
Were your pants all sticky?
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does steve jobs have AIDS or something?
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does steve jobs have AIDS or something?
Pancreatic Cancer.
:btw That's the cancer that beats up other cancers.
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does steve jobs have AIDS or something?
Pancreatic Cancer.
:btw That's the cancer that beats up other cancers.
Patrick Swayze has that one, too. It's seriously like the worst kind of cancer.
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my dad has that one too!
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Bill Hicks died of pancreatic cancer. :(
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I have the runs. :(
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This thread went from funny to depressing in less than six posts
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what the fuck
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Cajole trolls Apple sales rep and gets countered with pancreatic cancer
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i've got about 3 or 4 large lumps around my anus, like breast cancer lumps :'(
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Cajole trolls Apple sales rep and gets countered with pancreatic cancer
EPIC TROLL :(
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So getting back on topic, unfortunately if you work at the Apple Store, you do in fact work for Apple.
But then so does the guy that mops up buckets of piss and fecal matter in the bathrooms at Apple every night.
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No man, they hire another company to do the cleaning.
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but he still works at Apple, regardless of wether hes employed by them or not
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True.
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Those apple stores employees are getting decent money for what they do, i've heard quotes of 55k a year for floor sales people.
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Those apple stores employees are getting decent money for what they do, i've heard quotes of 55k a year for floor sales people.
and once more apple overcharges for underperformance
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Those apple stores employees are getting decent money for what they do, i've heard quotes of 55k a year for floor sales people.
Not sure about in the US but over here they start out on more than most EB managers.
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i've got about 3 or 4 large lumps around my anus, like breast cancer lumps :'(
Sounds like rectal warts.
Have you been experimenting around the house? Seeing what all ya can fit in the hole?
I ask because bad non lubricated friction and bacteria can cause those.....little else...
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Those apple stores employees are getting decent money for what they do, i've heard quotes of 55k a year for floor sales people.
But then they do work at the Genius Bar.
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Those apple stores employees are getting decent money for what they do, i've heard quotes of 55k a year for floor sales people.
and once more apple overcharges for underperformance
:usacry
The dude I'm talking about works at the 24/7 store in on Fifth Avenue, so he probably makes more than most, if not all
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Only gay people use Apple products.
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i've got about 3 or 4 large lumps around my anus, like breast cancer lumps :'(
Sounds like rectal warts.
Have you been experimenting around the house? Seeing what all ya can fit in the hole?
I ask because bad non lubricated friction and bacteria can cause those.....little else...
Sounds like PD to me.
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but back OT - apple products rule - but the flow of the apple store, and the faux-hawk fegs that work there suck - just walking in the place pisses me off....
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Seeing the Apple Store in Times Square was one of the snapshot moments I'll always remember. It was raining and people were huddling in that little glass cube.
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but back OT - apple products rule - but the flow of the apple store, and the faux-hawk fegs that work there suck - just walking in the place pisses me off....
:heartbeat I love you.
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Its not a place for hetero guys to shop...
guys know what they want, they walk in pick it up pay and leave....
I cant even tell what wanker checks me out at the apple store.....ill wait in a 15 minute line to hear "hey this isnt the counter where you pay, you gotta find the guy walking around with the wireless terminal"
Then there is the annoying fact that the store is filled with poors touching everything and getting in my way when they have no intention of buying.
A company should be different by offering unique products - BUT do not try to be different by building faggy stores that defy proven 100 year old retail practices.....